I, the great swordsman, am definitely not a bootlicker

That year, in the East China Sea - Windmill Town, a young man in a straw hat, vowing to become the Pirate King, defeated the boss of the Novice Village - the King of the Near Sea, who had once caused the Four Emperors to break an arm, and headed for the sea alone;

That year, at the Donghai-Sea Restaurant, a chef with curly eyebrows had a dream but was still working;

That year, in Xiluobu Village, East China Sea, a long-nosed swindler was still playing pirate games with a few little kids.

That year, in the East China Sea—Along Paradise, an orange-haired girl took on everything to save the village...

That same year, a notorious pirate hunter known as "Pervert" swept across the East China Sea with his notoriety like a hurricane. His name, like a ghost in the night, terrified everyone. His actions made the female pirates feel insecure, as if he were a hungry beast.

As night falls, the once bustling pirate port becomes silent. Those once carefree, laughter-filled girls now shut their doors and windows, afraid to venture out. They believe the pirate hunter known as "pervert" is a demon who loves to haunt the night. His evil deeds have become a nightmare for every girl, leaving them restless even in their dreams.

In this way, the pirate hunter known as "Pervert" left his notoriety in every corner of the East China Sea. His name, like a sharp sword, hung over everyone's heart, keeping them vigilant and fearful at all times.

……

It was a clear, blue sky, and the sea seemed exceptionally calm. A gentle breeze blew across the pirate flag on the ship, causing the entire ship to creak. The pirates staggering on the ship confirmed the chaotic battle that had just taken place.

A "woman" at the head of the pirate ship, trembling beneath the blade of a pirate hunter the world labeled "perverted," was incredibly voluptuous, her figure like the abundant fruits of an autumn harvest, brimming with fullness and charm. Her face, dotted with freckles, dotted like stars in the night sky, captivated everyone wherever she went.

At this moment, the perverted pirate hunter had an extremely complicated expression.

It’s been six years... Do you know how I have been spending these six years?

What a shitty system, what a shitty Oda.

I took every precaution and asked about her well-being every day, but I never expected that she would actually roll down the stairs and fall!

This is the world of pirates! The world of pirates where even falling from the sky won't kill you! After all, you're one of the protagonists' important ties, so can it be any sloppier?

Six years, six whole years, I haven't heard that damn system sound again. I've almost forgotten it, and now you're doing this to me? Don't give me that!

One year ago, Zoro calculated the time and realized that the time to meet King Luffy was approaching, so he gave up his self-disciplined life in Shimotsuki Village.

The original plan was to go to Windmill Town to find Luffy and board the ship directly after going out to sea, or go to Arlong Paradise to find Nami and continue his cheating life.

Unfortunately, things went against his wishes. He perfectly inherited the original owner's poor sense of direction and could not tell east, south, west and north as soon as he went out to sea. In desperation, he could only follow the original plot routine, start his career as a pirate hunter, build up his own momentum, and let King Luffy come to him himself.

But he still remembered the bug of the idiot system, and thought that he had basically not read the other side stories except the main storyline, so whenever he met a female pirate, he would adhere to the principle of rather asking for justice than letting her go.

So his reputation began to spread throughout the East China Sea, and everyone in the East China Sea heard that there was a perverted pirate hunter with three knives. Whenever his prey was a female, he would ask: Are you willing to be his girlfriend?

If anyone said no, he would take off his head in exchange for a reward.

If she answered yes, he would let the woman go in disappointment.

On this day, Zoro had very little Bailey left in his pocket and happened to pass by a village that was looted by pirates, so he chased them all the way, planning to earn some bounty.

He never thought that the owner of the ship looked very familiar, a fat woman with pockmarks on her face, wasn't she the "most beautiful woman" on the sea when Luffy appeared - Alrita?

So, he was extremely excited and knocked down everyone, then chopped open all the barrels, but unfortunately he couldn't find Wang Luffy.

In a rage, he pointed his sword at Alrita and asked habitually, "Will you be my girlfriend?"

Alrita was a notorious scoundrel in the East China Sea, so she had naturally heard about her buddy's powerful words. Although she was very reluctant, she still said the word "willing" with trembling hands.

Ding! Bound to goddess number two, Alrita. Congratulations to the host for successfully confessing their love! Please keep up the good work and receive a bonus of + in love points.

??? I'm not asking you to kill the ugly ones!

Okay, okay, that's how it goes, huh? You're using this to test the cadres? Which cadre can't stand up to such a test?

But Zoro hesitated. First of all, the rules that were set with great difficulty could not be broken just like that, otherwise it would be very troublesome in the future. Secondly, if he killed her, Luffy's message in the bottle would be left unpicked, and God knows where to find him.

Helplessly, he could only put away his sword with a complicated expression, return to his own boat, leave the other party with a dashing back, and sail away in the boat.

Following a prompt tone, Zoro looked back at Alrita in shock, as if he had tried to persuade himself, but in the end he was too desperate to live. He rowed with all his might, but saw a small boat as fast as a flying fish disappear in the vast ocean.

Ding! Your heroic prowess and tenderness towards women have completely captivated Girlfriend No. 1000, awarding her with + Love Points.

Stupid system, you are really cheating me... Please open your father's system panel.

Ding! Intelligent recognition password - open the system panel:

Host: Sauron

Strength: 283 (+)

Constitution: 283 (+)

Speed: 283 (+)

Swordsmanship: 389 (+)

Skills: Three Sword Styles - Demon Slash, Tiger Hunt, Ushiomon... Two Sword Styles - Rhino Return, Second Slash...

Fruit development level: DIV/0!

Love value:

It’s all because happiness came so suddenly. Zoro looked at the Wado Ichimonji in his hand. The voice and smile of his former best friend were still in front of him, and he fell into deep self-doubt.

Dog system, three years have passed. I miss my best friend. Although he is a little younger, he has shoulders like a knife, waist like a slender woman, long and slender neck, white skin, and he is as brave as dancing with a long sword. He has the ambition to become a king. But in your place, he is not as good as Alrita by a quarter of an hour?

Seeing his sudden wealth, and thinking of Yarrita's kindness, he began to reflect: Was my attitude a bit rude just now? Should I be more gentle next time we meet?

It would have been fine if I hadn't thought about it, but as soon as I started thinking about it, that tall and strong figure and that gourd-shaped face covered with freckles came into my mind.

I, the great swordsman, am definitely not a bootlicker!