I, the great swordsman, am definitely not a bootlicker

"Brother, I sincerely advise you not to save me." The situation has been decided. Looking at Coby who was eager to help him unlock the door, Zoro no longer needed to act.

"I must become an upright navy, just like Luffy wants to become the Pirate King." Coby said to himself.

"Yeah, I know, but I still advise you not to save me and just turn around and run."

"why?"

"Because you're going to have to eat peanuts soon."

"Ah? What kind of flower..."

Bang! Before Coby could finish his words, he heard a gunshot and then fell to the ground.

"Oh! Why bother?" Zoro shook his head.

"Ahhh, I'm shot, blood! I'm bleeding!" Coby screamed in pain and horror.

"Don't worry, don't worry, you won't die, you'll just be in pain for a few days." Zoro was very calm, "If you can move, hide behind me first, otherwise you will die."

Then, a group of soldiers led by the brutal Colonel Morgan suddenly surrounded Zoro, pointed their guns at Zoro and Coby behind him, and then launched a verbal attack. Zoro ignored him, but urged Coby to hide behind him, because if Coby died, the war at the top would be uncertain again. Zoro still felt that the open-book exam was more exciting.

Colonel Morgan saw Zoro's arrogant attitude and immediately became furious: "Ready...fire!"

Sauron was not panicked. There were no memories or vows here, only eternal faith.

"Iron!!!"

What a pity! It was not used. Then a voice said: "Eraser, eraser, rocket launcher."

Wang Luffy makes a brilliant appearance, and with his smooth and elastic movements, he deflects the bullets away.

Everyone was stunned, but Morgan acted like a worldly-wise person and said that he had eaten a devil fruit.

Zoro was a little disappointed. Well, the 1 love points were wasted.

Just as Colonel Morgan was commanding a group of small fry to put on bayonets, the stupid Luffy calmly stepped forward to untie the rope, and Zoro looked at the navy cannon fodder rushing towards him.

Brother, don’t you know that to pull your teammates, you either have to have cover or kill the opponent first? Helplessly said: “Do you know what the biggest difference between humans and animals is?”

"what?"

"Humans can use tools! Idiot, give me the knife!"

In the blink of an eye, Zoro cut the rope, dodged, and blocked five, six, seven, or eight other swords with his three swords.

I don’t know where the sound came from, but Zoro recalled that classic BGM in his mind, and then there was a big show-off scene.

"All of you, stand still. If you dare to move, I'll kill you."

"I promised you I would be a pirate, but I have my own ambitions."

"I want to become the world's number one swordsman. Whether it's a bad name or a good name, I want the whole world to know my name."

"You're the one who made me a pirate. If you prevent me from realizing my dream, you'll have to commit seppuku in front of me."

Then number two forces the king to appear.

"Hey, the world's greatest swordsman, a man who can't resist a needle. That's a title a Pirate King's partner must have."

Click—perfect!

Zoro breathed a sigh of relief and could finally follow the plot. After all, only by being with the protagonists could he get in touch with more girls who had appeared in more than three episodes in the anime. Zoro was really worried about something unexpected happening, so he took great pains.

Next, the two cooperated to clear the soldiers, and Colonel Morgan made a god-level move, threatening the soldiers to commit suicide.

King Luffy adheres to the principle of capturing the leader first and decisively attacks Colonel Morgan, while Zoro opens the referee's perspective:

Welcome to the UFC Street Fighting Championship. I am the commentator and referee for this match - Thunder Hand Wenso.

Okay, now the athletes from both teams have entered the field. The red team player, Straw Hat Guy, although he is an unknown newcomer, has an impressive record of defeating the "King of the Near Sea".

Some haters said that the King of the Near Sea is just a fish in the Novice Village.

Yes, but it bit off the hand of a Yonko.

Another Heizi said that it was scared away by a look.

Yes, but it bit off the hand of the Four Emperors!

……

Colonel Morgan, the Blue Team player, is a long-established figure, the de facto ruler of the 153rd Branch and the town of Shields. The axe on his left arm betrays his brutality. He is taller than the Red Team player, clearly holding an advantage.

This is a real battle and there is no room for either side to retreat.

Oh, the blue player has taken off his jersey. Are we about to start?

Um, no, the blue player is still talking trash, as if... he is looking down on the red guy for having no reputation.

Judging from the performance of the guy on the red side, he didn't seem to be stimulated at all, and this wave didn't have any effect.

Well, both sides gave up the war of words, there were no fancy moves, and the blue player raised his hand axe and hit the head.

Did it miss? Yes, it struck the ground, a crack appearing on the surface. The axe was full of power...

Pretty!

The guy on the red team jumped away to avoid the attack, and at the same time, he kicked the opponent in the face with his two slippers, and the two sides distanced themselves from each other.

Ding!

The bell rang, and the first round ended. We can see that in this round, the guy on the red side had a slight advantage. The last kick did not cause much damage, but was extremely insulting.

Both sides made some adjustments and the game started again!

The guy on the red team took the lead in sprinting, trying to get close to the opponent.

The blue player seized the opponent's opportunity and hit him on the head again.

Pretty!

The guy on the red team was really agile. He turned 360 degrees in the air, dodged the attack from the blue team, and kicked the opponent in the head.

Oops, the blue player lost his footing and was dragged to the ground! The red player lowered his body, seemingly planning a follow-up punch. Is this going to decide the winner?

"Wait a moment!"

……

As expected, an accident happened. Kerby's flaw was found. At this time, he was being held at gunpoint by a street thug, and both sides ended the game early.

Zoro knew that as a new employee, he had to show his skills in front of his leader.

So, after a round of verbal attacks, Luffy chose to release long-range skills to save people, and Zoro used Demon Slash to deal with the unsportsmanlike Colonel Logan. The two sides played a tacit and perfect cooperation.

"Well done, Zoro!"

"It's a piece of cake, Captain!"

The farce ended here, and the three left the naval base amid the outrageous farewell of the navy.

……

"Luffy and I met on Alrita's ship."

"I advise you to shut up." Zoro, who was eating frantically, raised his murderous eyes and stared at Coby.

"Ugh." Coby covered his mouth in panic.

"Well, it seems that you didn't even let that fat woman go! Haha." Luffy laughed.

"Well! I'm going to chop you up sooner or later."

"Don't worry, don't worry! I won't discriminate against you."

Just when Zoro was about to lose his temper, the little girl next to the restaurant suddenly came over and asked, "Big brother, are you in need of a girlfriend?"

Zoro's face was full of black lines: "No shortage!"

"Didn't they say that from the age of ninety-nine to the age of just learning to walk?" Coby muttered softly.

"Hmm?" Zoro once again aimed his murderous intent at Coby.

Coby covered his mouth again in panic.

"Hahahaha!"