I, the great swordsman, am definitely not a bootlicker

"It seems to be having some effect..." After finishing the first volume, Zoro felt his body warm up and opened the system panel to study:

Open the system panel:

Host: Sauron

Strength: 1311 (+)

Constitution: 1421 (+)

Speed: 1306 (+)

Swordsmanship: 2644 (+)

Ghost Qi: -9

Asura Path: 1

Skills: Three Sword Styles - One Gorikira, Two Gorikira, Two Gorikisam, Oni Slash... Two Sword Styles - Iai, Rashomon, Sound Wave, Two Slash... One Sword Style - Iai, Shishige, Flying Dragon... Six Styles of the Navy: Iron Block, Shave.

Fruit development level: DIV/0!

Love value:

It seems that the Shurangama Sutra has evolved the ghost energy. Yes! As long as this problem can be solved, this pirate world is really mysterious.

at this time.

"What's wrong with me..." The curly-haired uncle woke up slowly, then nervously looked around. After seeing Weiwei fainted, he hurried forward to check: "Ms. Wednesday! How are you?"

"Hmm...what happened?" Vivi was shaken awake by the curly-haired uncle, and Mr. 9 also woke up when he heard the noise.

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"Tsk, tsk, tsk, it's a horrible sight. So many of you were defeated by a single swordsman. Are you kidding me?"

"Hahahaha! This is the gap between you and us, right?"

At this moment, the voices of a man and a woman suddenly came from behind them.

Zoro watched all this silently on the roof. A man and a woman came. The man had a big afro and wore sunglasses, and the woman was holding a small umbrella and was dressed very coolly.

It was none other than the two chief conductors of Baroque Studio, Mr. 5 and Ms. Valentine.

"...Are you here just to laugh at us?" The curly-haired uncle looked gloomy.

Ms. Valentine: "That's true, hahahahahaha. Of course, we're here to carry out a mission."

Funny Mr. 9 obviously didn't realize the seriousness of the situation: "Hahaha, great, if it were you guys, those guys wouldn't be a problem anymore."

Weiwei was also very naive: "Yes, please, quickly take care of that swordsman!"

Mr.5 was very cold: "Huh? Stop playing those jokes on me!"

"Help you? Do you think we would come here for such a trivial matter? Hahaha!" Ms. Valentine is a girl who loves to laugh.

"What? Then what mission are you here to carry out?" Funny Mr. 9 was a little angry.

"No clue at all?" Mr. 5 asked, his head tilted like a cat playing with a mouse. "What crime would make the boss send us here?"

The smiling girl said: "My boss said this: My secret has been discovered. Of course, we don't know what the secret is."

Mr. 5 chimed in, "Our company motto is secrecy. We can't investigate anyone's background within the company, let alone the boss's identity."

The smiling girl: "...So, a thorough investigation will reveal that a certain kingdom's important figures have infiltrated our Baroque Studio!"

Mr. 5 had a murderous look on his face: "The culprit is the one who is currently missing from the Kingdom of Alabasta..."

"Go to hell! - Thorn Trumpet!" The curly-haired uncle blew the saxophone: "I won't let you hurt a hair on her head!"

"Please run away quickly!" The curly-haired uncle turned and looked at Vivi.

"It's useless, hahaha!" The laughing girl fell from the sky and kicked Weiwei.

Weiwei couldn't dodge in time and her hair crown was broken by the kick. She reacted quickly and grabbed the sharp pendant and threw it at the smiling girl.

"Aha..." The smiling girl flew up into the air to avoid the attack.

In the blink of an eye, Mr. 5 used a booger bomb to get rid of the curly-haired uncle.

"The criminal's name is, Alabasta Kingdom, Guard Captain Ikarem and..." Mr. 5 took out a photo: "Alabasta Kingdom Princess, Nefert D. Vivi!"

Then, Mr. 5 started picking his nose. At this time, Mr. 9 came to Weiwei and said, "I don't know what it is, but we've been partners for so long, so we can be considered old friends! I'll buy you some time. Come on, Ms. Wednesday."

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Zoro silently walked over to the severely injured curly-haired guard captain Ikarem. He grabbed Zoro's leg and issued an escort mission: "Swordsman, after seeing your strength, I have one last request... Those two people have special abilities. I can't stop them. Therefore, can you protect the princess for me?!"

"As long as you can return the princess safely to the Kingdom of Alabasta, you will definitely receive a huge reward... I beg you... please save the princess no matter what."

At this moment, the voice of the Straw Hat Group's navigator and temporary marketing manager, Tokai Gujo Flea, came from the side: "Is the huge reward true? I'm very interested in what you said... How about 1 billion berries?"

"Yo, Nami, good evening!"

"You're such a jerk!" Nami turned into a fishman's mouth.

"So... will you promise me 10 billion berries? Captain of the guard, if we don't take action, the princess will definitely die." Nami showed a cunning smile.

"...I'm just a soldier, how dare I agree to such a high amount of money..." The curly-haired uncle was speechless.

"Is a princess of a country not even worth this little money? Just pay it." The temporary marketing manager persuaded.

"If you rescue the princess, then discuss it directly with her. That's the only way to get a guarantee!"

"...So you mean, you want us to rescue the princess first?" Donghai Gushangzao was famously shrewd. He saw through this freeloading behavior at a glance, and his tone of negotiation was a little unfriendly.

"We are talking here... I'm afraid the princess has already..." The curly-haired uncle is an old sparrow in Dongting Lake, and he speaks frankly about the interests involved.

The temporary marketing manager sighed, his negotiation skills clearly lacking. "...I know, I know. Let's save your princess first. Go ahead, Zoro!"

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"Haha! Stupid navigator! How dare you order the deputy captain to do anything!"

"Hey! Can't you just go up and chop it twice and it's over?"

"I'm not that lecherous cook. I hate being ordered around the most." Zoro hugged his chest.

"You can't beat them, right?"

"It's a cheap way of provoking someone."

Nami turned into a green tea like: "Zoro... I am your girlfriend... Can't you even agree to my small request?"

Just use this to test the cadres, right?

"Okay, you keep an eye on Luffy. When he wakes up, tell him what happened, otherwise he will fight me to the death." Zoro pointed at Luffy who was still sleeping.

"Huh? Okay."

Ding! Agree to a small request from girlfriend No. 3 and receive +10 love points.

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After the ruthless Mr. 5 dispatched Ms. Monday with a single blow, he dug out a booger and flicked it at Vivi: "With the power of my Bomb Fruit, there's no mission I can't complete! You can't escape—noisy snort, chain cannon!"

At the critical moment, Zoro dropped from the sky and stood in front of Vivi, and chopped off the booger bomb with a long-range slash. He only wanted to use long-range skills to deal with this sloppy man.

"Mr. Swordsman? Damn it! Why do you keep pestering me at this critical moment!" Weiwei cursed while picking up the pendant and trying to attack his kidney.

Ding! The pendant was picked up by Sauron.

"I know you're anxious, but don't worry. I'm here to rescue you, entrusted by your captain of the guard."

"Hey!? Help me..."