I, the great swordsman, am definitely not a bootlicker

"What? Not only are there no enemies! But there are also people welcoming us!" It must be said that Director Lu was very satisfied with this scene.

"There are so many cute girls." Sanji, with eyes full of love, can no longer be relied upon.

"Long live the warriors of the sea!" the crowds on both sides cheered.

"Aren't pirates the heroes of the sea in people's hearts?" Usopp fell for it.

Well, the third board meeting was in vain...

"Welcome, I'm Mayor Ikalem. You might be surprised, but Whiskey Hill is a town known for its winemaking and music scene. Hospitality is a proud tradition of ours."

"Our wine, of which we are so proud, is as inexhaustible as the sea. Tonight, we will entertain you with your stories of adventure. Please allow us to hold a banquet to welcome you all."

"Ahem, would you please do me the honor?"

The Straw Hat Pirates were received by a curly-haired uncle, whose passionate and logical speech successfully fooled the three idiots.

"Yes!" The man in the melon-shaped straw hat, the lecherous cook, and the long-nosed noob hugged each other's shoulders, with silly smiles on their faces.

Even the navigator couldn't stand it anymore: "Three idiots!"

"By the way, how long will it take for the magnetic recorder on this island to record everything?" As expected of a navigator, he has a serious and responsible attitude towards work.

"Records? Let's not talk about these boring things for now. Let's take a rest after the tiring journey." It was obvious that the curly-haired uncle did not intend to tell.

"Come! Everyone prepare a feast! Sing songs of adventure."

I have to say that the commanders of this company have really good public relations skills.

They soon figured out the personalities and hobbies of the three idiots. The kids instigated the union leader to tell adventure stories, and soon the union leader was lost in the kids' flattery and passed out drunk.

Needless to say, the lecherous cook was drunk without even having to drink, as he was accompanied by a group of beauties.

Luffy was fed endlessly, and he became more and more satisfied the more he ate, until he could eat no more and fell asleep happily.

On Zoro's side, there were a dozen people who could drink a lot and took turns toasting him, which made Zoro recall some past events... In the end, Zoro pretended to be drunk and fell down.

A nun accompanied Nami to drink a drink that was also mixed with alcohol, but as a flea in the East China Sea, she knew there was something fishy as soon as she took a sip, and she fell down after a while.

……

The noise stopped, and a few insects chirped from the Whiskey Mountain in the middle of the night. The breeze blew over the quiet tombstones. On a dark and windy night, the dream of the world of martial arts did not stop.

"The cactus rocks dancing under the moon..."

"You are still so beautiful tonight..."

Mayor Curly looked at the tall Whiskey Mountain and sang with deep emotion.

"You are a real poet, Mr. 8..."

During the day, a man and a woman from the Merry appeared behind Mayor Curly: "Where are they?"

The curly-haired mayor had a grim expression on his face: "I've fallen into hell..."

At this time, the nun who was drinking with Nami slipped out of the room and said, "Oh my God, these guys can really eat and drink!"

"Ms. Monday." Several people greeted her.

Ms. Monday: "Do we really have to treat them like this? They're just a few weaklings. We should have killed them at the harbor. There's not much food in town, and we didn't expect to get whale meat anyway."

Feeling insulted, the two expressed their anger:

"You don't have to talk like that!"

"That's right! We've tried our best!"

"Okay! Stop arguing and take a look at this first. I have investigated their background." Mayor Curly took out a wanted warrant.

"Thirty million!!" Several people were surprised.

Mayor Curly accused: "Judging strength by appearance is foolish, Ms. Monday."

"Shame... shame..."

"Forget it, the matter has been resolved. I can give the boss a good report. Go and confiscate the treasure on their ship and then kidnap them. Killing them will reduce the reward by 30%. The government still hopes to publicly execute them."

At this moment, an inappropriate remark came from above the building next to him.

"Hey... excuse me! Can you let them have a good sleep? Everyone is very tired after sailing during the day." Zoro sat cross-legged on the roof and interrupted the conspiracy of several people.

"You... aren't you already drunk?" The curly-haired uncle was surprised.

"As a swordsman, I will not be controlled by alcohol at any time or in any place." A burst of white and bright aura came towards me.

Zoro stood up and looked at the crowd gathering below the house. He smiled wickedly, "Baroque Studio? Are we coming one by one, or all at once?"

The curly-haired uncle's face was gloomy: "It seems that there will be another tombstone on the cactus rock."

"shave!"

At this moment, a cold blade clamped the curly-haired uncle's shoulder from behind, and a devilish voice came from behind him.

"Is one piece enough?"

Everyone around raised their guns...

"Stop! Do you want to kill me too?"

While he was speaking, the curly-haired uncle leaned back and played the saxophone in his hand.

"shave!"

chug chu...

Well, you thought it was a saxophone, but it was actually a machine gun—

However, there was no sign of Zoro behind him, and he knocked over a group of teammates.

At this time, Zoro, who was leaning against the wall, fell into deep thought:

It's easy to kill this group of soldiers, but... Vivi's exclusive storyline must have rich rewards, so you have to accept the mission to escort her to Alabasta.

Then we have to wait until the people who are chasing Vivi arrive.

However, just don't kill Vivi, Curly, Ms. Monday and Mr. 9. The rest can be killed. It's just for testing the knife.

"I found you!" a notification came from the roof.

"shave!"

"Disappeared again..."

Before he could finish his words, the gun-wielding thug on the roof stabbed a bloody long knife into his chest.

"Snow Walker - very light and sharp, it's a good sword." Zoro drew out the blade, took a closer look at the edge and made his assessment.

"over there!"

"Itto-ryu: Thirty-six Troubled Phoenixes"

Chu Chu Chu!

The air slash swept away all the bullets, like the scythe of the god of death, reaping more than ten lives.

Zoro put Xuezou back into the sheath.

Hearing the sound of wind behind him, he drew out the Sandai Kitetsu, turned around and swung his sword to block.

It felt like cutting tofu. A huge stone hammer was cut in half. He almost lost control of his strength and stumbled.

"What a fast sword! The Sandai Kitetsu is indeed strange. He can cut things with just a touch. A famous sword can only cut things when the owner wants to. It seems that it will take time to get used to it."

At this moment, a child yelled and stabbed his kidney with a knife.

He turned around and gently poked the knife out of the child's hand. A nun ran forward and hugged the child: "Please, let him go, he's still a child!"

As she spoke, the nun grabbed the cross around her neck and pulled the trigger, a cloud of sand spurted out, then she raised the steel knife and slashed at Zoro.

Zoro was prepared and stabbed him in the throat.

Then another group of small fish gathered around!

"Hey, the knife test is over! Let's clean you up first!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a ghostly figure shuttled back and forth in the crowd, with the flash of swords and blood everywhere. With the sound of swords ringing and screams, Whiskey Hill gradually returned to silence. Under the night sky, the whole town was filled with dark liquid, reflecting the blood-red waning moon.

……