I, the great swordsman, am definitely not a bootlicker

In the laboratory, two idiots were fighting on one side, using fire and machine guns; while on the other side, the two hostile people were like two lovers who had met again after a long separation. They hugged each other tightly and whispered in each other's ears, as if they had endless love words to say.

Ding! Your confession to goddess number 40, Snow Girl Monet, has been successful. Please keep up the good work and receive a Love Point + reward.

"Okay, I've already promised you, let me go." Monet was hugged by Zoro with Armament Haki. She relied too much on the power of the fruit, and even though she was a natural fruit user, she couldn't break free at all. She could only agree to the unreasonable request of this hateful green algae-head.

"Hey." The green algae-headed man grinned, "Since you've agreed, just let it go."

"Then what do you want to do?" Monet knew that he was no match for Sauron and could only resort to some makeshift measures.

"Well... why don't you stop working with Doflamingo? That guy is quite cold-blooded and will sell you out sooner or later." Zoro thought about it. In the original plot, this girl seemed to be instructed by Mingo to die together with the research institute. In the end, she was stabbed in the heart by Caesar. She was one of the few deaths in One Piece.

Unexpectedly, Monet flew into a rage and transformed into a giant ice monster with fangs, biting Zoro's shoulder fiercely: "How dare you slander the young master!!"

...Blind loyalty is unacceptable!

Zoro cancelled his Armament Haki, exerted force with his arms, and the giant ice monster instantly broke into several sections and turned into flying snow.

Then, in an open space not far from him, the ice and snow gathered again and turned into Monet. Noticing that Zoro was showing mercy, she licked her lips and said, "To be honest, I didn't think I could beat you, but now it seems... not necessarily!"

Then she slashed at Zoro with a fierce wing, but Zoro dodged sideways and grinned: "According to the script, should I ask you a question... Have you ever encountered or heard of a beast that is guaranteed not to bite? Shave!"

state!

Zoro suddenly appeared behind her and skillfully stabbed her in the back of the neck.

Monet's eyes rolled back and he fainted on the ground.

Without Monet's interference, Luffy quickly beat Caesar up. Unable to bear the humiliation, Caesar finally started to grow stronger, opened all the ventilation ducts, absorbed all the poisonous gas outside into his body, and then shouted wildly.

However, this method was useless against the reckless man. Luffy ignored the petrification of his hands and used a Grizzly Cannon to knock Caesar away. In the end, Zoro was quick-witted and used his razor to bring the unconscious Caesar back, and searched out a heart hidden in his body.

"Hahahaha! Fortunately, you are here, otherwise I might have lost him."

Zoro glanced at him, not wanting to talk to Guapi, then looked at the unconscious Monet and fell into deep thought.

"What are you thinking about, Zoro~~"

"I'm thinking...what to do with her..."

"Just leave her here!" Luffy tilted his head.

"That's not gentlemanly at all..."

"Hahahaha! You've really been led astray by Sanji!"

"Tsk, don't compare me to a bootlicker!"

"Then kidnap her as well!"

Hmm... there is one more prisoner of war with a natural fruit on board.

……

Luffy and Zoro finally took the unconscious Snow Woman and Caesar to the cookie room, found other partners, as well as Tashigi and G5, and finally walked out of the institute with the children.

A flash of knife light appeared in the research institute, splitting the roof, and then Law and Smoker also walked out. The Straw Hat Pirates, who were used to the ups and downs of life, can be said to have passed this copy without any danger.

But the G5 can be said to have survived the disaster. At this time, Zoro saw General Franky fighting with a man and a woman in the distance. Hmm... no wonder he always felt that someone was missing!

"I'll go help him!" Seeing that there was a salary, Zoro volunteered.

However, Nami grabbed his collar and said, "Don't bother you with this kind of thing, Zoro~~"

"Huh?!" Zoro was very unhappy. The bitch had cut off his foundation again.

But Nami ignored him: "Usopp!"

"Oh! Deal with the aerial opponents! Leave it to me, U...so...p!"

As a result, Zoro had no chance to get close to the Weapon Girl, and the two were knocked down by Usopp's strange plants and Namek's thunder.

……

Finally, Kin'emon came out, dragging a disgusting little brat with him! Zoro's eyes kept flashing with a fierce light, his hands unconsciously touching the hilt of the sword, and he kept recalling the plot, weighing the pros and cons. The more he recalled, the more fierce the light in his eyes became.

A certain disgusting kid also keenly sensed the murderous aura, quietly retreated behind Kin'emon, and looked at the strange uncle with a ferocious smile with trepidation.

"Hey! Kin'emon! You found your son!" Luffy waved and greeted him.

Nami hit Zoro with her backhand.

"Smelly woman! What are you doing!"

Nami turned into a fish-man and said, "Why do you have such a fierce expression? It will easily scare the children."

!!! Okay, okay, Momonosuke, you're already on your way to death! Ahem... No, this seems to be an older brother-in-law...

……

As night falls, the stars are like tiny diamonds inlaid in the deep sky, covering this isolated wonderland with a mysterious and gentle veil.

In the deep night, an unprecedented feast quietly kicked off. The location was chosen to be an open space on the island embraced by bonfire and moonlight.

The flickering flames illuminated faces that were both exhausted and filled with relieved smiles—they were the navy and pirates who had just survived a life-and-death battle.

At this incredible moment, the former opposition seemed to be melted by the warm bonfire in the cold wind, and replaced by an indescribable tacit understanding and resonance.

At the banquet, fine wine and delicious food exuded an enticing aroma. They clinked their glasses together and were no longer enemies. Sanji inexplicably became friends with this group of navy men, and although the justice-minded Smoker sat far away, he did not refuse the delicacies his subordinates brought from the pirate ship.

Tashigi also didn't want to stay on the pirate ship, especially she didn't want to see the arrogant look of a certain woman on the ship.

The noise didn't stop until late at night. After the G5's funny navy members had eaten up all the spoils, they drew a long dividing line on the shore, claiming that it was the boundary between justice and evil. They angrily warned the Straw Hat Pirates that they would show no mercy if they dared to cross the line.

This made Luffy laugh.

However, such a boundary could not stop the incarnation of evil. Just as everyone fell asleep, someone boarded the navy tanker.

"Well!"

Tashigi, who was tossing and turning in the cabin, found that the door was quietly opened. She stood up suddenly, but was covered with her mouth by a black shadow that appeared in an instant.

"Shh, it's me!"

After recognizing the person, Dashiqi blinked and gestured to him. As he let go, she whispered, "What are you doing here?"

"Hey! What do you think?"

"Hmph! Go find your Nami, I'm a marine!"

Looking at the pouting Tashigi, Zoro grinned and immediately approached her: "We will be separated tomorrow."

“Don’t…don’t do it here!”

"Hey, I think so too..."

A spring breeze blows across Iceland...

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