I, the great swordsman, am definitely not a bootlicker

In the second half of the Grand Line, in the New World, the vast ocean was calm. On a naval ship, several fleshy-faced sailors were playing with several giant children. These children were extremely large, much taller than the average adult, while the sailors looked very small.

The sailors seemed to be trying to cheer the children up by performing some funny actions to attract their attention. One of them jumped around and imitated the sounds of various animals, while another rolled on the ground, making the children laugh.

This is the G5 led by Vice Admiral Smoker. They are heading to the Marine Headquarters to send the children for treatment. Since there were no petrified wounded in this incident, Smoker did not stay on the Ice and Fire Island for long. He and all his subordinates parted ways with the Straw Hat Pirates early in the morning. Therefore, they were not attacked by Doflamingo.

Colonel Tashigi, Smoker's deputy, was standing aside with her pretty face flushed, staring at her immediate superior, seeming to be hesitant to speak.

"Hmm? Do you have anything to say?" Smoker looked sideways while smoking a cigar.

"Ah... yes, Mr. Smoker..." Tashigi's face blushed even more.

"Huh? Just say what you want to say! Don't make such a shy face!" Smoker, being a straight man, shouted in displeasure.

"Ah... yes! Mr. Smokey." Dashigi responded loudly, upholding her professionalism, before her voice gradually trailed off. "Mr. Smokey, can you promise me one thing? Please don't misunderstand me. I just... I just want to become stronger!"

"Hmm? In order to become stronger, do you want to stay at the headquarters and participate in training?"

"No... no... it's just... if you can promise me, I mean just pretend to promise me."

"What the hell do you want to say? If you have something to say, say it now. If you have to fart, fart now! Don't bother me if there's nothing to do!" Smoker became increasingly impatient.

"Yes! Can you promise... to be my boyfriend..." Steam rose from Tashigi's red face.

Smoker dropped the cigar from his mouth. "Huh? Hey! What the hell is wrong with you?!"

"...I...After I exchanged bodies with Roronoa, I learned his sword skills..." It was obvious that the stumbling Tashigi would not lie.

But Smoker obviously thought she was too shy: "What sword skills?"

"Only if you can reach the highest level of love can you reach the highest level of swordsmanship..." Dashigi made a reasonable explanation based on someone's advice and bowed solemnly: "Mr. Smoker, please!"

Smoker relit a cigar and hesitated for a long time: "...Okay...Okay."

Hearing the prompt in her mind, Dashiqi blushed and hurriedly emphasized again: "Please don't misunderstand me, I just..."

"Got it! Get lost!"

"Oh……"

From then on, a notorious witch navy was born, and the navy headquarters began to be in chaos, but that is a story for later.

……

On the other side, on the Sunny, several cadres and allies of the Straw Hat Pirates were discussing their next plan intensely. Just now, Law and Doflamingo finished a call. Law used Caesar as a bargaining chip to force Doflamingo to resign from the positions of Shichibukai and King.

The other members of the Straw Hat Pirates were naturally curious about his intentions, so Luffy jokingly said that the Straw Hat Pirates and the Heart Pirates would form an alliance.

Sanji, with a sympathetic look on his face, patted Trafalgar Law on the shoulder and said, "Let me give you a piece of advice in advance. The alliance you imagined is somewhat different from the alliance in Luffy's mind. Be careful..."

“…” Mr. Luo felt that there were few normal people on this boat.

"I was wondering why Luffy always talks about something as useless as kidnapping." Usopp suddenly realized.

"You will be targeted by some big shot! You idiots!! And then you will die in agony after realizing your own stupidity and ignorance!" Caesar had no awareness of being a prisoner and shouted wildly.

"Foolish mortal, who do you think you are threatening!!"

"what……"

Seeing this cruel scene, the bound snow girl Monet decided to remain silent.

As a veteran captive, Enelu remembered his humiliating experience on the Ice and Fire Island and attacked without mercy.

This guy was first knocked down by hypnotic gas. After escaping with Sanji and others, he was watching the children at the back door of the research institute. Because the vacuum is not conductive, the arrogant Enel was caught off guard and lost the ability to move after entering the vacuum range. Even though he had mastered the armament color, he was defeated by Caesar due to suffocation and was captured alive by him, which was a disgrace to the strongest natural type.

Then Law told the alliance's plan and said that kidnapping Caesar was only the first step, because Caesar mastered the key technology of making artificial devil fruits, and his partner was Doflamingo, the most popular person in the underground trade. Their cooperation was not only because of the trading channels, but more importantly, Doflamingo had a factory that produced artificial devil fruits. It can be said that one provided technology and the other was responsible for financial and equipment support.

The products they manufacture are mainly sold to one of the kings of the New World, Kaido, who wants to use artificial fruits to create an army of people with special abilities.

The goal of Law and Luffy's alliance is to defeat Kaido.

Therefore, the next step is to lure the snake out of its hole, use Caesar's importance to Doflamingo to lure him out, and then take the opportunity to destroy Doflamingo's factory to weaken the strength of Kaido's subordinates.

The weak trio quickly started discussing how to break up. The tool number two with a crooked look in his eyes was taken care of by the excited Enel, who made him behave himself.

Upon hearing that the Straw Hat Pirates' next stop was Dressrosa and that they would eventually go to Wano Country, Kin'emon immediately said that one of his subordinates was captured in Dressrosa, so he also wanted to go and rescue him. He requested to take a ship to Wano Country, and two more non-staff members were added to the ship.

A certain green-haired guy on the ship didn't care about any alliances or goals at all. After boarding the ship, he was rejected by Robin and Nami when he tried to talk to them, so he hid in the spacious observation deck of the Sunny, playing with his former sword Qiu Shui. While reminiscing about Dressrosa, he opened the system panel. With a high love value, he spent 5 to buy Jianwensha.

Hmm... In Dressrosa, it seems like there are quite a few girls who have appeared in three episodes. That weapon girl, Cyrus' daughter, and Cyrus' sister-in-law... As for Sucrose, isn't that a bit too much...

Luffy and Enelu, who were having a heated discussion downstairs, suddenly looked up at the observation deck. Before Enelu could react, Luffy stretched out his arms and flew up.

"Hey!! What's wrong, Luffy?" Usopp looked confused.

Enel frowned: "That guy seems to have disappeared suddenly."

And Zoro also noticed it and touched the sneaky figure at the window: "Huh? Luffy?"

Luffy outside the window breathed a sigh of relief: "What? Why did you suddenly lose your breath? I thought you ran out to play..."