I, the great swordsman, am definitely not a bootlicker

At this time, the Ice and Fire Island was silent. For some unknown reason, the island was suddenly filled with inexplicable poisonous gas. The research institute on the island became the only refuge. The Straw Hat Pirates and G5 members rushed into the research institute. Just as the navy were working together to close the door to resist the poisonous gas, the main door of the research institute made a loud noise and collapsed like tofu.

"The bolts have been cut off! Isn't the poison gas coming in!" The G5 Marines screamed, "Hey! Colonel-chan! Hey! You bastard green-haired guy, put Colonel-chan down!"

At this time, a resentful person with bloodshot eyes and algae-like hair appeared in the research institute, holding a beautiful female navy in pink clothes. "Where is that bastard who ruined my plan?"

"Huh? You bastard green-haired guy! What do you mean by ruining your business! Explain yourself clearly, and put this beautiful navy girl down to me!!" Nami, with a cigarette in her mouth, turned into a fishman's mouth.

The female navy in his arms blushed and pinched his waist: "Put me down quickly..."

The green algae-haired man looked at Nami, who was smoking a cigarette, with an unhappy face: "Hurry up and put on your clothes! You porn cook!"

"Huh? You actually have the nerve to say that to me!"

"Yohoho, beautiful navy lady, fat...ah!!" Before Brook could finish his words, he was kicked away by Zoro.

He turned to Dashigi and said seriously, "That's also sexual harassment!"

Dashiqi rolled her eyes at him and said, "You're not much better!"

"Hey! You seem to be..."

"Don't say it!"

"Oh...it turns out to be an acquaintance..." The tall Kin'emon next to him seemed to be thinking about something.

"Hey! Zoro! Sanji!" Luffy's voice came from the second floor: "Everyone is here!"

Then he clenched his fist and said, "Hey, now that everyone's here, let's have a big fight!!"

Soon, the G5 members fixed the door bolt in seconds and blocked the poisonous gas.

Zoro saw Luo retreating behind the crowd and started cursing, "You bastard! Where are you hiding? Give me back that lecherous cook!"

"Ah! You bastard green algae head! Wait..."

"Chaotic space..." Luo backed off quickly.

"Damn it!! My beautiful dream is shattered!" Sanji, who was hiding behind everyone, burst into tears.

Nami, who was standing next to Zoro, stubbed out her cigarette and looked at him with a bad expression: "Zoro~~What's going on with this female marine?"

Tashigi seemed to notice something unusual and folded her arms as she looked at Nami. Their eyes met, and the air seemed to be filled with a hint of tension. "Little thief, Nami, the bounty is 1 million berries!"

"Humph! I know you too. You're the navy who stole our treasure in Alabasta!"

"Hmph! How shameless! Your treasure? I only remember that we seized assets under Crocodile's name! What a wicked, greedy woman!"

"Of course, we are pirates! We are not the same as you navy, Zoro! Let's go!"

"Uh..." Zoro turned to look at Tashigi.

"Hmph!" Dashigi turned her head away.

"Huh? You seem reluctant! Don't forget that this guy is a navy!" Nami had a bad expression.

"Hey! Aren't we still in a cooperative state for the time being?"

"Stop joking! Who would cooperate with a bunch of criminals like you!" G5 members began to shout.

"Hmm?" Zoro looked over with a fierce look in his eyes.

"You are intimidating my subordinates!?" Tashigi stood in front of the navy with an extremely arrogant attitude.

You weren't so arrogant just now. Are you angry?

"Hey! Hey! Female navy, are you mistaken? We are originally hostile forces!" Nami put her hands on her hips.

"Two beautiful ladies, you're so cute even when you're quarreling~~~" Sanji ran between the two of them and spun around in circles.

"Get out!!" Sanji was knocked away by a punch and a knife handle.

"I advise you two to stop arguing. There's only one way to escape directly to the sea, and that's through the gate marked Building R 66. This place will turn into hell on earth in two hours, so hurry up and do your job."

"Tashigi!" Smoker, who was smoking a cigarette on the second floor, glanced down.

"Hey! Mr. Smoker..." Tashigi said with embarrassment: "You are here too..."

"Take G5 to rescue the abducted children along the way, and then head straight to the R-66 gate." Smoker pretended not to see anything. Who knows if some resentful person would take his anger out on him.

"Oh...yes! Mr. Smokey."

"Zoro! Let's go too! Our goal this time is to kidnap Caesar!" Luffy gave a concise call and rushed into the research institute.

Zoro looked at him and Smoker gratefully: "Got it, Captain!"

Then he chased Luffy on the second floor. Well, there is another person in this plot!

"Hehehe...Zoro, you run so fast." Robin calmly used big slaps to beat the guard of the research institute madly, as if venting some kind of anger.

A big-eared thief nearby fanned the flames with a sly smile, "From what I know about him, he and that female marine must have a very special relationship!"

Robin looked at him coldly, and the big-eared thief suddenly felt a terrifying murderous aura coming towards him.

……

Zoro and Smoker, who were sprinting rapidly after Luffy, had already left Building B where they were just now, and blasted open Caesar's laboratory with one punch. Luffy had lost to him before, so he was extremely jealous when he saw his enemy, so he punched Caesar right away.

Smoker looked around for a certain man.

Zoro, however, looked at a slender, beautiful green-haired beauty not far away and grinned: "Hmm... nice figure, good looks, and beautiful wings, but I don't like these bird claws!"

But the green-haired beauty was not angry. Instead, she licked her lips and said, "Roronoa Zoro, the one who caused such a commotion in Marineford two years ago. Even that guy is interested in you. He's the strongest leader of the Straw Hat Pirates..."

Ding! Found a bindable goddess, Monet. Do you want to bind her?

Yes.

Ding! Goddess No. 40 Monet has been successfully bound...

"Oh! If you can talk, say a few more words. That person is referring to one of the Seven Warlords of the Sea, right?" A hint of teasing flashed in Zoro's eyes.

Monet's face changed drastically and he spread his wings and suddenly disappeared. Although heavy snow fell in front of Zoro's eyes, Monet suddenly appeared in front of him and gave him a cold hug.

Hey! How enthusiastic! A reward delivered to your door must be accepted.

Then, red lightning burst out from Zoro's body to resist the coldness of her body, and he stretched out his dark arms and hugged her slender waist: "So unrestrained, beautiful lady?"

Ding! Embrace Goddess No. 40, Monet, tenderly and lovingly, and receive +50 Love Points.

Monet leaned close to Zoro's ear and chuckled seductively: "Haha, you're such a restless guy. Being held so tightly by me, you've already... run out of strength. So... tell me, what do you know?"

Hey! That's a far cry from a guardian's hug.

So Zoro slowly tightened his arms, and their bodies slowly pressed together. At the same time, he leaned close to the Snow Girl's ear and whispered, "You can't escape if I hold you so tightly. Promise me one thing: I won't tell Caesar about your relationship with the clown Doflamingo!"

"You!" Monet's face changed drastically. She was surprised that her ability had failed, and shocked that he actually knew she was Doflamingo's subordinate. But as a spy, she quickly calmed down and whispered in his ear, "Haha, you're indeed someone the young master is interested in. Tell me... What do you want me to promise you?"

Zoro also whispered a few words in her ear, and her pretty face blushed for a moment.