I, the great swordsman, am definitely not a bootlicker

In the Bank restricted area, in the snow of Iceland, a girl with green algae hair was squatting in the snow with a pitiful look of shame on her face.

"Damn it! Don't use my body like that, as if you are the victim!" The exhausted "Tashigi" became furious upon seeing this scene.

"Yes...I'm sorry...I don't know why I couldn't help myself when you provoked me. It was my first time as a man, too."

What kind of lewd words are these? !

"Oh! Forget it, just treat it as a dog bite... Uh... No, that was my own body... Anyway, let's forget about it..."

Looking up at the sky...

"... Let's go back to the ship and wait for them. We'll talk about it after we change back into our bodies."

"Um……"

……

"Hey! Zoro!!"

"Tashigi", who was trying to calm down in the hold, finally heard a familiar voice. She looked out and saw that Luffy had already arrived with Law.

"You bastard! Change me back now!"

"Hey! Boss Zoro, I'm sorry." Law grinned.

"If an apology can solve the problem, what's the point of having the police?!"

The furious "Tashigi" was stopped by Luffy.

"Come on...Zoro! We've already decided on an alliance."

"Luffy!! I absolutely don't agree!!"

"She" felt extremely aggrieved. He didn't even know what she had been through! And yet she formed an alliance with someone!

"Hahahaha! It's okay!"

"She" grabbed Luffy's collar, her expression even more bitter than Sanji who had just returned from hell: "@￥%"

Then "she" knelt in the corner, feeling extremely depressed.

"Hehehe...Okay, Terra, quickly change Zoro back. Look how badly he's been hit."

"Chaotic space!"

In an instant, Dashiqi, who was squatting in the corner, was stunned. Then she looked at her hands and blushed: "Hey? You're back..."

Then she turned to look at Luffy and Law, "Hmm? Where's Mr. Smoker... Where's the others...?"

"Smoky Man..."

Before Luffy finished speaking, a powerful aura suddenly burst out from the cabin, and red lightning swept across the entire Ice and Fire Island. In an instant, the ice and snow began to dissipate, the raging flames began to extinguish, and the sky was filled with wind and clouds, as if the end of the world was about to come.

"Wow... so powerful... is this the true power of that body?" Even though Tashigi was not targeted, her legs felt weak.

Luo's face was full of solemnity: "What on earth have the Roronoa family experienced in the past two years?"

"Hey!" Luffy pressed his straw hat: "Terra man...it seems you really pissed him off..."

There was a loud bang in the cabin, and a steel door was kicked away, crashing onto a distant island, with smoke and dust rising everywhere.

In the dark cabin, two eyes emitted a bloodthirsty red light, as if an ancient giant beast was about to walk out in the next moment.

"Roronoa's..."

I saw that the Shigure in Zoro's hand had already burst out with red lightning: "Itto-ryu..."

"This is Rayleigh... Hey! Zoro!" Luffy blew a breath towards his right arm, and smoke filled the air. The splint made a "duang duang" sound of bouncing. "Gear Fourth! Stretchman!"

When the smoke cleared, a bouncing Gear Fourth Luffy stood between the two men.

"Slaughterhouse!" Luo was sweating coldly.

Zoro didn't look at Law, but at Luffy: "Hey! Luffy! Are we really going to form an alliance with him?"

"Ah! I've already agreed!" Luffy looked serious. Well... Luffy in Gear Fourth had always had a serious look in his eyes.

"I understand..." Zoro slowly put away his sword and gave Law a fierce look: "Luffy is protecting you today, but I won't let you go so easily next time."

Although Luo was sweating profusely, he still managed a forced grin. "The Roronoa family has such a powerful aura. For a moment, I felt like I was going to die here!"

Luffy also let out a long breath and returned to normal mode: "Huh... What's going on, Zoro? Why did you suddenly go berserk?"

After hearing this, Zoro instantly lost his temper and looked depressed.

...Can I talk about this?!?

"Forget it...where are the others, Smoker and G5?"

"Sanji and Brook went to help the samurai find a body. The others and the children stayed at the back door of the institute. Smoker was so annoying that I knocked him out. The other marines are over there, hehe."

...As expected of you, Smoker. Two years ago, no one could beat you. Two years later, no one can beat you either...

"What! How dare you treat Mr. Smoker like this!" Tashigi condemned with a red face.

Zoro turned to look at her with a complicated expression, while Tashigi's face turned as red as an apple: "What are you looking at? Kill me or chop me up, it's up to you!"

"Huh?" Luffy tilted his head.

"Ah... Luffy, you guys go first. I'll bring her to you later. There are some things that need to be taken care of first."

"Well... okay!" Although Luffy didn't know what happened, he still pulled Law, who had a gossipy look on his face, away from this place of trouble.

Once again, only this lonely man and woman were left on the huge oil tanker.

Zoro shook his head fiercely. No! This memory must be updated!

So he walked towards Dashigi with a bad look on his face.

Dashiqi seemed to have accepted something. Although she was trembling, she looked at him without flinching: "What do you want!"

Zoro walked up to her and whispered in her ear again: "I told you, I will repay you for what you did to me just now!"

"It's up to you... whatever you want! I won't beg for mercy like you!"

"Ha! Really!"

Zoro grinned, picked her up, and walked towards the cabin.

After an unknown amount of time, cries of begging for mercy were heard from the cabin.

……

"Can you agree to be my girlfriend now?" Zoro stroked Tashigi's cheek.

"Hmm..." Dashiqi's voice was as soft as a mosquito.

Ding! You've successfully confessed your love to goddess number 5. Keep up the good work and receive a Love Point + reward.

The limp Tashigi suddenly turned around and looked at the man next to her: "Didn't you hear anything?"

???

"What did you hear again!"

"What...accept the confession of male idol number one and get a bonus of love points."

!!!

The idiot system has a bug! Can it be mass-produced with the surgery fruit?!

She definitely can't hide it. From now on, whenever she meets someone who appears in more than three episodes, the system will automatically prompt her!

"You must know, right!" Tashigi looked at Zoro who was lost in thought.

"Well...but you have to keep this a secret, including from the world government and navy, at least until you become as strong as me. Otherwise, they will definitely capture you and study you!"

"What on earth is this?" Dashigi was confused.

So Zoro put the blame on Joy Boy: "I also got it by accident in the East China Sea. I only know that it was left by Joy Boy, the mortal enemy of the current world government, eight hundred years ago."

Then, he told Dashigi about the functions of this stupid system and the bug that allowed him to pretend to agree.

! ? !

"So! This is why you confessed to me as soon as you saw me! And why you confessed just now." Tashigi's eyes were full of anger.

Oops! Who said sincerity is the ultimate weapon?!

Zoro immediately used his old tricks, turning over and pinning her down.

"go out!"

"No! Listen to my explanation!"

"How can that be explained?"

"If you weren't in my heart, how could I possibly tell you such a big secret? If it were someone else, I would have stabbed him long ago."

"...Then...then I...I really can't do it anymore. Get out now."

"Hey! Let me teach you. Just silently chant to open the system store and buy a physical fitness gift pack."

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