I, the great swordsman, am definitely not a bootlicker

At the main gate of the Bank Forbidden Zone Research Institute, a wide oil tanker was parked on a narrow river flowing into the sea in the distance. There was only a man and a woman on the cruise ship, staring at each other.

Luffy was concerned about his other companions and didn't want to get too entangled with Smoker, so he rushed into the research institute.

Mr. Usopp, who didn't want to cause trouble, negotiated with the Navy. Without Luffy, the Navy took the dominant position in the negotiations, terminated Smoker's decision to keep the two of them, and led G5 to look for other members of the Straw Hat Pirates and find Trafalgar Law.

Smoker has three main ideas.

First, Smoker originally went out to sea to capture the Straw Hat Pirates. Although he was no match for Zoro at this time, Zoro's strength has been greatly reduced for some reason, which is a godsend opportunity. He can take advantage of this opportunity to capture the Straw Hat Pirates in one fell swoop.

Secondly, he seriously suspected that the man behind Trafalgar Law was the mad scientist Caesar. They must have some hidden secrets on this abandoned island. Therefore, he, who upholds justice, must find out everything.

Third, if he accidentally lets the Straw Hat Pirates escape, as long as Zoro is still here, based on his understanding of the Straw Hat Pirates, they will definitely come back.

So, they asked Green Algae Head to take "Dashiki" to the tanker they had just discovered.

The reason why "Dashiqi" allowed himself to be manipulated was, of course, how could he face the big-eared thief with such a face! He didn't know that the big-eared thief had also swapped bodies. If he was seen by that guy, the prestige he had built up in the past year and a half would be completely gone.

The more she thought about it, the angrier she became, glaring angrily at the handsome guy with green algae hair in front of her.

Ultimately, this matter is all about this woman! Is it easy to get some love points from her? I abandoned Luffy and the others and rushed to help her, but she not only didn't appreciate it, but also acted unreasonably, causing me to be careless and fall into the trap. As a result, my body is still so weak. What did I train for two years?

"What are you looking at! Haven't you seen what you look like?" The green-haired guy remembered that he had just spoken rudely and looked down on him. He didn't even draw his knife and dared to glare at him. He was also furious.

"Watch the way you talk! I ended up like this because I tried to save you!"

"Who... who asked you to save me!" The green algae-headed girl blushed.

"She" turned into a fish-man mouth: "Don't make that expression with my body!"

"How dare you talk about me! Put my clothes on first!"

"Huh? You're telling me what to do!?"

"How rude! It's clearly your fault, but you push the responsibility onto others. When you can't give any reason, you just show your ferocious fangs!" The green algae-haired guy looked arrogant.

"Asshole! What did you say!"

The green algae-haired man calmly pulled out Shi Yu from his hand and said, "Want to fight? I'm not afraid of you. This is a good opportunity for you to understand the pain of being a girl! So that you won't be so arrogant!"

So, extremely unhappy, "she" drew the three swords from her waist and said, "Your words are still so infuriating! Then I'll show you that it's the players, not the characters, who are powerful!"

Ding!

The two men's swords clashed, and the green algae-headed man continued to grumble, "Nonsense! Then try your own strength!"

After saying that, the green algae-haired man suddenly exerted force, and "she" only felt a huge force coming from the three knives. She had no time to retreat and was suddenly lifted up and smashed far into the ice and snow on the distant shore.

The immense force of the impact took "her" a while to recover her breath, and she began to rant furiously, "Ah! You little bitch is so ruthless! The power disparity is tenfold... Can't you hold back a little? It's your own body after all."

The green algae-haired man was also shocked when he saw himself disappear in an instant: "What kind of power is this?"

She was stunned for a moment before she took the moon step and chased after him: "Hey!! Where are you? Are you okay?!"

When "she" heard the call, a fierce look flashed in her eyes. She couldn't let go of her boasting, so she concealed her breath and hid quietly in the snow until a familiar figure appeared nearby.

"She" used the same move that Hancock used back then - the deadly scissor kick!

"Ah!" The green algae-haired guy was caught off guard and let out a scream, then was thrown to the ground by "her".

"Don't use my body to make such noises! Look, even if our roles were reversed, I could still easily control you! Do you accept it?"

The green algae-headed man immediately became furious. Just like he had done to Hancock before, he grabbed "her" long legs with both hands, forcibly pried them apart, and suddenly pounced on "her" hands in a bad posture.

"See? This is the difference in strength between women and men!"

Damn! Things change!

“She” recalled a beautiful memory from the past, and her face flushed: “You… don’t be impulsive, this is your own body!!”

However, Green Algae Hair, as someone with a girlish heart, didn't understand what he meant at all. She looked disdainful and said, "Oh! You're begging for mercy? Even if I turned you into a woman, you're still worse than me! At least I won't beg for mercy!"

"Will I beg for mercy? I'm just worried..."

"Oh, stop making excuses!" The green algae-headed man raised his head proudly.

Meow!

How could "Dashiqi" stand this? Anger rose from her heart. She crossed her legs and pressed "his" body down: "Am I begging for mercy?! I'm worried about you like this!!"

"What tricks are you planning again!"

The green-haired girl frowned, feeling the two people's bodies close together, and then looked at her own delicate face. A trace of shock appeared on her face: "Hey!? Your body... How could it be like this??"

The old man with the green algae-haired face flushed, but a strange light flashed in his eyes: "So men are like this."

And “she” also felt something was wrong, her heartbeat actually accelerated, so she panicked and shouted: “Hey! Hey! Don’t mess around! This is your own body!”

"Yeah! I know! It's my body, I can do whatever I want with it!"

"Be reasonable! That's my body!!"

"Yeah! I know! Don't act so ungrateful after getting such an advantage!"

"No...don't be like this, calm down!!"

The smile on Green Algae Head's face became increasingly sinister, and "her" expression became increasingly panicked - could this be retribution...

So, “she” closed her eyes as if accepting her fate: “Destroy it!”

"Hahaha!" The green algae-haired man sat up suddenly. "Humph! Now you know how helpless those who were threatened by you were! You wish! That's my own body!"

Upon hearing this, “she” immediately widened her eyes: “Are you kidding me!?”

"Hmph! Let's see if you dare to bully other women again!"

"Dashiki" laughed at himself: "Ha! I didn't expect you to be this kind of Dashiki. I was actually scared by a yellow-haired girl like you. That's right, it's your own body after all."

Then he sat up suddenly and leaned towards the green-haired guy's ear with a wicked smile on his face.

"What...what are you going to do?"

"Remember your arrogant look now. When I change back to my body, I will definitely return it to you intact, and I will never stop there!"

After saying that, “she” was about to stand up, but the green algae-haired man was furious and pushed her down again: “You threaten me!”

"Hey! You're doing it again! Tsk, little yellow-haired girl, you can't scare me a second time with this kind of thing! This is your own body."

"I told you, it's my body, I can do whatever I want with it!"

"Hehe... Hey! Hey! Calm down... Ngh... Ngh!!!"

……

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Suddenly, the green algae-head stopped moving and looked around fiercely: "Who!?"

And "Dashiqi" broke free: "You bitch, you are crazy!!"

"Did you hear anyone talking?" The green algae-head frowned.

ha! ?

"She" seemed to have completely forgotten her own situation and looked at the green algae-headed man warily: "What did you just say?"

The green algae-head frowned and said, "Didn't you hear someone talking just now?"

"What to say?"

"It seems like, deep communication with Goddess No. 5, reward for something."

Why is this stupid system still there?! What happened when I heard it? What kind of bug is this? How can I explain this... No, I can't tell her right now. If I change it back later and she can still hear it, I'll have to find a way to fix it!

"Didn't you hear me? Are you crazy? Get out now."

The green algae-headed man activated his Observation Haki and scanned the surroundings, but found nothing unusual. Then his face flushed: "No... I don't want to..."

"I don't miss your sister..."

"It's my body anyway! Who told you to threaten me?"

“You… Ugh!!”

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