Love Apartment: My Happy Life

After watching the video Qin Ying found, Bai Zhi looked at Qin Ying helplessly and said, "What do you watch online all day long?"

Qin Ying didn't quite understand why Bai Zhi said that, but he still replied: "Follow the international situation online, and read the news about our neighboring countries."

"Is this the news you follow?"

Qin Ying nodded and said, "Yes, how interesting!"

After reading it, Lu Ziqiao stroked his chin and said, "Looking at him like this, why do I feel like I can do it too? I feel like I'm much smarter than him."

Qin Ying also nodded and said, "Actually, I have the same idea!"

When the two of them said this, they looked at each other, stretched out their hands and clapped their hands in the air in tacit understanding.

Bai Zhi heard the two of them say this and couldn't help but complain: "Come on, you two, if you go, one of you will spend the whole day eating, drinking and having fun instead of doing any work, while the other will probably be busy selecting concubines all day."

"If you two had become president, the people would have been living in dire straits. Just consider it a good deed and stay here peacefully."

When Qin Ying and Lu Ziqiao heard Bai Zhi say this, a fire of unwillingness to admit defeat burned in their eyes. A man can't say no!

Even if you know you are not capable of it, you can't say it so bluntly. It would be too embarrassing!

Qin Ying said to Ziqiao: "Ziqiao, let's go abroad now!"

Lu Ziqiao agreed immediately: "Okay!"

But then Lu Ziqiao reacted and asked in confusion: "What are you going abroad for?"

Qin Ying said, "I'll take care of the guns, and you take care of the people. Let's go conquer a country! Let her see if we have what it takes!"

Seeing that Qin Ying didn't seem to be lying, Lu Ziqiao couldn't help but retreat a little. It's okay to ask him to pick up girls, but forget it if you ask him to take a gun and go to the battlefield.

Lu Ziqiao retreated a little and said: "This is not necessary..."

Seeing Lu Ziqiao's retreat, Bai Zhi said, "People should know their own limitations. Don't do things you can't do, and don't take on jobs you don't have the skills for!"

When Lu Ziqiao heard Bai Zhi say this, his original timidity instantly disappeared. He straightened his chest and asked, "Are you challenging me?"

"???"

Bai Zhi was confused. Did she just say that she was challenging him?

"Okay! I accept your challenge!"

After saying this, Lu Ziqiao reached behind his back and pulled out a world map. He flipped it open and said, "Qin Ying, let's go! Let's study and figure out where we should start our great cause!"

Qin Ying also put his arm around Lu Ziqiao's shoulder and said, "Let's go! We have to make her look at us with new eyes!"

Seeing that the two were really about to leave, Bai Zhi quickly shouted, "Wait, don't leave yet!"

Lu Ziqiao turned around and said smugly, "Why, are you admitting defeat? Since you're Qin Ying's girlfriend, all you have to do is go to the balcony and shout 'I lose' a few times, and this will be over."

Bai Zhi rolled her eyes when she heard Lu Ziqiao's words and said in disgust, "I didn't ask you to leave, so just leave and leave my boyfriend with me!"

When Qin Ying heard this, he thought Bai Zhi was trying to save face.

Qin Ying immediately said in a pretentious manner: "Since you are so sincere, I won't bother with you about what you just said about me only knowing how to eat, drink and have fun."

When Lu Ziqiao heard Qin Ying say this, his eyes widened. "No, you're betraying our united revolutionary front? It's only been a short while."

Bai Zhi shook her head and pointed at the clock on the wall and said, "It's almost noon. You should go get ready to cook."

When Qin Ying heard this, he immediately turned around and prepared to leave, "Zi Qiao, let's go!"

"Okay, we have to make something that will blind their 24K titanium alloy eyes!"

"With the Sun Tzu's Art of War, the Thirty-Six Stratagems, and guerrilla tactics passed down by our ancestors, sooner or later we will be able to become bigger and stronger and create greater glory!"

"Yes, I think so too!"

It’s not Lu Ziqiao’s fault that he didn’t continue talking. It’s really because Qin Ying has said everything he knows, and he really doesn’t know anything else.

After swearing harsh words, the two men walked out arm in arm, ready to plan their own great cause.

But Bai Zhi's light voice came from behind, "Since you don't want to cook, it seems I have to go to the kitchen reluctantly!"

When Qin Ying heard this, his footsteps suddenly stopped in mid-air. With a force from his waist, he turned around and said with a flattering smile on his face: "How can that be? Let me do it, you just rest here."

Looking at Qin Ying like this, Lu Ziqiao said angrily, "Qin Ying! I really misjudged you. I didn't expect you to be such a person!"

Qin Ying didn't take Lu Ziqiao's accusations to heart at all. The world is big, but his wife is the most important!

You can say whatever you want, it won't hurt you anyway.

However, Qin Ying still said to Lu Ziqiao, "Ziqiao, it's okay. Man is made of iron and food is made of steel. We need to eat well before we have the energy to discuss our great cause!"

Lu Ziqiao thought for a moment and said, "What you said makes sense, but I want to eat the braised pork elbow!"

Qin Ying rolled his eyes and said, "You wish for it. If you want to eat it, go buy it yourself!"

"Then I'll buy it, will you make it for me?"

"If you want to buy, buy more. There are so many people here!"

Hearing this, Lu Ziqiao touched his wallet, thought about his mouth, and decided to put up with his wallet.

After all, money can be earned again, and the purpose of life is to eat!

From this point we can see that foreigner Engel, does he know what eating is?

What's that saying that the lower the proportion of meal expenses to total expenditure, the better the residents' living standards? It's obvious that old Engel has never eaten any good food.

Just eat dry bread every day, and why look up at the stars? Do you understand what it means that food is the most important thing for people?

Does old Engel know what konjac is? Does he know what barbecued crawfish is? Does he know what crazy Thursday is?

And there are those coupons that give you discounts when you spend a certain amount of money. Who wouldn’t be crazy about this?

In this way, Qin Ying and Lu Ziqiao's great cause was stillborn before they had time to plan.

And the reason for all this is because it's time for lunch.

No wonder Ming Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang once said that as long as people can have a full meal, they will not rebel!