Love Apartment: My Happy Life

Bai Zhi looked at Qin Ying's happy expression, and her teeth were almost broken!

Bai Zhi turned to Lu Ziqiao and said, "Turn your head away. The following scene is not suitable for children."

When Lu Ziqiao saw Bai Zhi like this, he immediately turned his head away obediently. He had just seen the shadow of Hu Yifei in Bai Zhi.

That majestic look made others listen to her involuntarily.

After Lu Ziqiao turned around, he felt something was wrong. Why should a grown man like him listen to her?

"I'm not a child anymore. Do whatever you want. Just pretend I'm not here. Don't bother with me."

"Um?!"

Seeing Bai Zhi's eyes, Lu Ziqiao inexplicably felt guilty, so he turned his head back obediently and warned himself in his heart: "I just gave in to her because she is a woman. It's definitely not because I'm afraid, absolutely not! This is not Hu Yifei, she can't scare me!"

After watching Lu Ziqiao turn around, Bai Zhi thought for a moment and then said, "Cover your ears too!"

Lu Ziqiao obeyed and said to himself again, "I'm still giving in to her. It's definitely not because I'm afraid, absolutely not!"

Qin Ying saw Lu Ziqiao turn around, and then saw Bai Zhi approaching him, and he was so scared that he kept backing away.

He also picked up a pillow from the side and held it against his chest.

Qin Ying asked carefully: "What...what do you want to do?"

Bai Zhi smiled and said, "Fuck! You!"

Although Lu Ziqiao next to him was covering his ears, he could still hear what the two were saying.

[Is this really something I can listen to? No wonder they say it's not suitable for children. Should I teach Qin Ying some posture instructions later? No, this is knowledge!]

Qin Ying said flatteringly, "No need for that. Ziqiao is still here. Can you please give me some face?"

"It's okay, Ziqiao is covering his ears, he can't see or hear anything, just don't worry."

Qin Ying also accepted his fate and said simply: "Then be gentle."

"Don't worry, I will treat you well!"

Then Bai Zhi stepped forward and rode on Qin Ying's body, slapping Qin Ying's body with her hands.

"I told you to say I burned your butt!"

"I told you to say I burned you Barrett!"

"I told you to say I was blocking you at the door!"

What followed was Qin Ying's constant wailing and constant assurances, "I was wrong, I was wrong, please forgive me!"

"I'm going to buy some cigarettes in a bit, and when I get back tonight I'm going to burn your butt!"

When Qin Ying heard this, he immediately felt that this was something Bai Zhi could do.

Qin Ying quickly covered his butt and said flatteringly: "Can we change to something else? For example, low-temperature candles?"

After hearing this, Lu Ziqiao turned around and said with a smirk on his face, "Do you need it? I can provide it to you."

The two looked at each other and shouted to Lu Ziqiao in unison: "No need!"

Lu Ziqiao shrank back in fear at the two men's voices and said, "Okay, okay, go on, go on."

Qin Ying thought that Lu Ziqiao was quite adventurous and had a wide range of things. Professionals are professionals.

Bai Zhi got off Qin Ying and threatened, "Wait for me when we get home tonight!"

Qin Ying didn't care and didn't believe Bai Zhi could do anything to him.

Seeing Qin Ying's unfazed look, Bai Zhi secretly thought that she must tie this guy up at night when no one is around and burn his Barrett hard!

Bai Zhi got off Qin Ying and asked unhappily, "Is this what you just said about never falling asleep while reading?"

Qin Ying asked doubtfully, "Did I fall asleep just now?"

"What do you say?"

Qin Ying smiled awkwardly and said, "It seems that I did fall asleep, but I fell asleep because I understood the book!"

Bai Zhi looked at Qin Ying with disbelief and asked, "What have you figured out?"

Qin Ying thought for a moment and said, "I learned the truth about how this world works in it!"

Bai Zhi looked at the Romance of the Three Kingdoms in her book and was curious about what Qin Ying had learned from it.

This is not a book on physics or philosophy. How can you discover the truth about how the world works?

Are you kidding me here?

Qin Ying: How do you know? I was just teasing you!

"I'm going to tell you what I've learned from this!"

Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao nodded. Although they knew that this guy couldn't say anything useful, it was just because they were bored.

"Do you think the second floor should be built on top of the first floor?"

"Yup!"

"The rice must be cooked before it can be eaten!"

"Uh...right!"

"When crossing the road, you must stop at red lights and go at green lights!"

"Forehead……"

"You can only drink boiled water when it's cold!"

"..."

"The sun rises in the east and sets in the west!"

After Qin Ying had said so much, he saw that Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao had no reaction at all, so he asked, "Why don't you react at all?"

Lu Ziqiao asked carefully, "How should we react?"

Qin Ying said: "You should be very excited, standing up and dancing, with tears in your eyes!"

"???"

Lu Ziqiao asked, "What if this doesn't happen?"

Qin Ying thought for a moment and said, "One of the tears and the head must fall."

"???"

"..."

Bai Zhi held up the Romance of the Three Kingdoms in her hand and asked, "Did you learn all that you just said from it?"

"Yup!"

"Do you feel that except for the last sentence, the previous ones have any connection with it?"

Qin Ying thought for a moment and said, "Although it doesn't matter much, tell me if what I said is the truth!"

"Uh...I think so..."

"That's it."

Bai Zhi then asked, "Where did you learn all this?"

Qin Ying replied, "I learned it from the general."

Lu Ziqiao asked, "Which general did you learn this from? Lu Bu?"

Qin Ying shook his head.

"Guan Yu?"

Qin Ying shook his head again.

"Zhang Fei?"

Qin Ying still shook his head.

"Who is that?"

Lu Ziqiao stopped talking, not because he didn't want to ask anymore, but because this was all he knew.

Qin Ying explained: "It's a general from a country next to ours, and there's a song of his, which is his exclusive BGM."

"What?" Bai Zhi asked curiously.

Qin Ying sang at the top of her lungs, "You came from Dandong~ In exchange for a city covered in snow~ I longed for Cantonese cuisine~ The clouds gently swaying in the sky~ Turned into tears and I woke up crying~"

"Not only that, the general also has a famous saying."

"You drop salt, I drop vinegar, Chaoshan people pay attention to rice and pots, and the bowls are broken!"

Looking at Qin Ying like this, Bai Zhi felt that it was necessary to take this guy to a premarital checkup before getting married to see if there was anything wrong with his brain.

Seeing that the two people didn't understand what he meant, Qin Ying simply took the computer, found the general's video and showed it to them. Only then did they understand what Qin Ying meant.

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The general's photo is included in the author's words.

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