Love Apartment: My Happy Life

After hearing Qin Ying's assurance, Bai Zhi's expression relaxed a little.

There's nothing wrong with drinking a little alcohol, but smoking is something you can't touch. Alcohol is the essence of grain, the more you drink, the younger you become.

After Qin Ying finished his promise, a nostalgic look appeared on his face, and he said: "Now that I say that, I miss my happy high school life. That was the real youth!"

Bai Zhi sat down next to Qin Ying and said, "How about you tell me?"

Even Lu Ziqiao pricked up his ears to listen. After all, who doesn't like to listen to gossip? Besides, he couldn't go out now, so he had to find something to pass the time.

Then Qin Ying began to tell his magnificent story with a sigh.

"Back then, I was a pure boy who had just been admitted to high school. The moment I stepped onto the campus, I was looking forward to my high school life!"

After hearing Qin Ying's opening speech which was as long as an old lady's foot binding, Bai Zhi knew that Qin Ying would not be able to finish his speech in a short time, so she simply took out a bag of popcorn from behind.

When Lu Ziqiao saw this, he said with a flattering smile, "Any more? Give me some too."

Bai Zhi didn't bother to be polite with Lu Ziqiao and directly gave him a big handful.

Then the two of them ate popcorn, sat next to the tall grain pile, and listened to their mother... bah, listened to Qin Ying tell stories about the past.

"On my first day at high school, the teachers were kind and friendly, and the students got along well with each other."

"And with my outstanding looks and extraordinary talent, I undoubtedly became the godfather of the seven boys in the dormitory!"

Hearing Qin Ying say this, Lu Ziqiao also reminisced: "Back then, I was the adoptive father of everyone in the dormitory, but later everyone went their separate ways and it's been a long time since we last met."

As for Bai Zhi, she didn't quite understand what Qin Ying said. After all, how could the relationship between girls be more pure than the father-son relationship between us boys!

Qin Ying continued, "You all understand the same thing: a tree that stands out in the forest will be destroyed by the wind. People with outstanding talents like me will soon be targeted by others."

When Bai Zhi heard Qin Ying say this, she excitedly grabbed Qin Ying's hand and asked with concern: "Are you okay?"

Lu Ziqiao stuffed the remaining popcorn into his mouth and said incoherently, "Are you stupid? If he had something to do, would he still be sitting here telling us stories?"

"Give me some more, I'm done!"

Bai Zhi, who had just been scolded, naturally had a bad face. She said angrily: "No, if you want to eat it, go buy it yourself!"

Hearing Bai Zhi say this, Lu Ziqiao could only helplessly pull out a fried dough stick from behind him and stuff it into his mouth, saying, "Although it's a bit hard, it's still good for grinding your teeth. Would you like some?"

After saying this, Lu Ziqiao stretched out the fried dough sticks in front of the two of them. Bai Zhi looked at the fried dough sticks stained with Lu Ziqiao's saliva and moved closer to Qin Ying with disgust.

Bai Zhi took a step back and decisively protected Qin Ying in front of her.

Qin Ying also said with a look of disgust: "You should eat it yourself, I don't like it."

Lu Ziqiao said disappointedly: "Well, it's actually quite delicious. The more you chew it, the more fragrant it becomes."

Qin Ying decisively interrupted the topic and said, "Eat slowly, I'll continue talking."

Qin Ying was really afraid that Lu Ziqiao would enthusiastically stuff the fried dough sticks into his mouth.

It would be fine if Baizhi could eat this, but as a grown man, you really can't eat it.

"You all know that someone as outstanding as me will definitely have no shortage of girls pursuing me, especially at that age when love is just beginning to blossom."

"Some girls are shy and would just send me a love letter or something, but some girls are different."

At this point, Qin Ying pretended to be frightened and said with lingering fear: "At that time, I was targeted by a group of spirit girls!"

"I still remember that day. She asked someone to pass a message to me, saying that I should not leave during the holiday and should wait for me at the school gate."

"When my friends in the dorm heard about it, they all joked that I would have a sister-in-law in the future. But I was the only one who knew that it wasn't that simple."

Bai Zhi asked, "Did you go there later?"

Qin Ying said helplessly: "Of course I went. They were waiting for me at the school gate. Unless I don't go home, I will always meet them."

"What happens after you go there?"

Qin Ying thought for a moment and continued, "When I got there, I initially thought there were only two or three people, but I didn't expect there to be more than a dozen. If you didn't know, you might think they were gangsters."

"Then the woman who led the group said to me, 'She wants me to be her boyfriend!'"

Bai Zhi was instantly excited when she heard this and asked, "Do you agree?"

Qin Ying patted Lu Ziqiao's thigh and said resolutely, "Of course not. How could I possibly surrender? A real man, born between heaven and earth, cannot live under someone else's thumb for long!"

Lu Ziqiao took Qin Ying's hand away from his leg and said, enduring the pain: "Pat your own legs. Also, these are my words!"

Qin Ying laughed disdainfully and said, "As for lyrics, whoever says it gets it! Besides, doesn't it hurt if you slap my legs?"

"..."

Bai Zhi quickly said, "Zi Qiao, don't interrupt me, just continue."

Qin Ying continued, "Maybe my unyielding character infected her, and then she admired me very much."

"But even so, she hasn't given up on the idea of ​​having me as her boyfriend."

"When I refused to surrender, she actually tried to torture me with fire and burned me alive. She lit a cigarette and said she was going to burn my butt!"

When Qin Ying said this, Bai Zhi had a strange expression. Although there was nothing wrong with it logically, it always felt a bit incongruous.

"But even so, I didn't give in. She pushed further, lit another cigarette, and said she was going to burn my Barrett!"

"I'm so miserable!"

When Qin Ying said this, two tears came out of his eyes. It was obvious that he had made up the story and fooled himself.

This may be the highest level of storytelling, where you even make yourself believe it.

Bai Zhi was a little skeptical at first, but when she saw Qin Ying crying, she felt that it didn't seem fake.

Bai Zhi slammed the table and stood up, angrily saying, "Tell me, what's that woman's name? I'll burn her butt too!"

Qin Ying wanted to laugh when he thought about what he was going to say next, but he forced himself to hold it back and said, "That woman said her name was Bai Zhi and told me to never forget this name."

"???"

When Bai Zhi heard Qin Ying say this, she was stunned. Why did this name sound so familiar?

Then I thought, isn’t this my own name?

Then seeing Qin Ying's expression of trying not to laugh, how could he not know that he had been fooled.

"Okay! You dare to play tricks on me!"

Seeing Bai Zhi react, Qin Ying laughed out loud, holding his stomach.

At this moment, Lu Ziqiao felt that he was a redundant person and should not be here.