Love Apartment: My Happy Life

Then Qin Ying started to busy himself in the kitchen, while Lu Ziqiao stood beside the pot, guarding his braised pork elbows. In order to buy these pork elbows, he would have to eat dirt for the rest of the time.

Lu Ziqiao thought secretly in his heart that when he eats later, he will not eat anything else and will just focus on the braised pork elbow!

Bai Zhi sat at the dining table, looking at the book in her hands, and asked, "Aren't you two going to discuss your great cause for the future?"

Lu Ziqiao coughed twice and said, "We thought about it and realized this matter is quite complicated and requires careful consideration."

Qin Ying said, "Actually, I just remembered that there is a country where titles can be bought and sold. This means we don't have to work hard for it."

When Lu Ziqiao heard this, he instantly became excited. If this thing was not expensive, he would buy one himself, and then use it to show off his status when he tried to flirt with girls in the future!

Lu Ziqiao could already imagine the scene where the little girl would be completely fascinated by him and would pester him to become a duchess.

Looking at Lu Ziqiao's amorous look, Qin Ying and Bai Zhi both felt speechless. What's wrong with this guy?

Bai Zhi asked curiously, "How much would it cost if I bought it?"

Hearing Bai Zhi's question, even Lu Ziqiao came to his senses. If it was not expensive, he could buy one. If it was expensive, he could only find someone to make a fake certificate.

Qin Ying thought for a moment and said, "It seems to be 250."

Lu Ziqiao then asked, "Is it two and a half million?"

Qin Ying shook his head and said, "It's two hundred and fifty yuan!"

Bai Zhi said in surprise: "So cheap!"

Qin Ying explained: "It's just 250 yuan, giving you a tiny piece of land and a certificate. Besides, you won't go, and you don't even know what to do with the land you were given. In other words, you got 250 yuan in exchange for a piece of paper!"

"Oh~ No wonder it's priced like that. If anyone buys it, they'll be really stupid."

Just as Bai Zhi finished speaking, she saw Lu Ziqiao beside her excitedly saying, "Quick, quick, can someone lend me their computer?"

"Zi Qiao, what are you going to do?"

"I'm going to buy a title! Then you'll have to call me Duke when you see me in the future! Hahahaha..."

Qin Ying pointed at Lu Ziqiao and said, "Now you know who these are sold to, right?"

Bai Zhi nodded, "I didn't expect that idiot was right next to me."

Lu Ziqiao spoke frankly and directly, "You don't understand. Even a knowledgeable person like me hasn't heard of this unpopular knowledge, and others certainly haven't heard of it either."

"Then I'll show my Duke's certificate to those little girls. They'll definitely think I'm a real Duke. Then I can gallop on horseback, hahaha..."

Qin Ying glanced at Bai Zhi and asked in a low voice, "Should I not tell him about this?"

"What do you think? Judging from his appearance, he's probably going out to pick up girls again."

Qin Ying asked, "What do you think about us castrating him? That way we can completely eliminate the trouble in the future!"

Bai Zhi nodded and said, "That's a good idea!"

Then the two turned their attention to Lu Ziqiao, who was still immersed in his own world, as if he was thinking about where to start.

Lu Ziqiao also felt a chill in his crotch instantly. When he came to his senses, he saw two people looking at him strangely.

With his many years of experience in the martial arts world, Lu Ziqiao knew that these two people were definitely thinking about something bad, and it was definitely related to him.

Thinking of this, Lu Ziqiao immediately said, "While you guys are here, I won't be a light bulb. Call me when it's time to eat. I'm leaving now! Bye!"

After saying this, Lu Ziqiao ran out of 3601. After coming out, the feeling of being on edge disappeared, and Lu Ziqiao finally breathed a sigh of relief.

After Lu Ziqiao left, Bai Zhi looked at Qin Ying doubtfully and asked, "Am I that scary?"

Qin Ying smiled and said gently, "How is that possible? My baby is so cute, who said it's scary?"

"Zi Qiao must have left because he couldn't stand seeing how affectionate we were!"

Bai Zhi nodded, "I think so too!"

Qin Ying waved at Bai Zhi and said, "Stop reading and come here. Let this chef teach you how to cook!"

When Qin Ying spoke, he emphasized the words "hand in hand". Cooking is secondary, the main thing is these words "hand in hand".

Bai Zhi also obediently put down the Romance of the Three Kingdoms in her hand and came to Qin Ying.

Qin Ying walked behind Bai Zhi and held Bai Zhi's hand with his own, truly "hand in hand"!

With Qin Ying controlling everything behind her, Bai Zhi didn't bother to learn anything. She asked, "Is it true that you could buy a title?"

"Of course it's true, why would I lie to you?"

"Is it really okay to just do two hundred and fifty?"

"That's right, I guess the person who bought this is also stupid."

Bai Zhi thought for a moment and said, "If we buy it together, won't it be less expensive?"

"Um... do you think it's possible that they are two idiots?"

"You're right. I'd better not buy it. This isn't the way to spend money!"

I really don’t know what those who buy this thing are thinking. Maybe they simply have money but have no place to spend it. Wouldn’t it be nice to spend fifty dollars to go out and eat hotpot?

However, since this thing can be launched, it means that there must be a market for it, otherwise the authorities would not spend money to build a website.

At this moment, Qin Ying's cell phone rang. He took it out and saw four big words written on it: "Mother Queen"!

Qin Ying said to Bai Zhi, "Watch the pot. My mom called me."

Bai Zhi: Me? Looking at the pot? Are you sure I can?

As we all know, it's okay if you find someone with some cooking skills to watch over you, but if you find someone who knows nothing, he can only pretend to flip through the food.

After Qin Ying answered the phone, he said in an extremely flattering tone: "Hello, my dear mother, what do you want?"

"Is Xiaobai next to you?"

"Yes."

"That's fine. Turn on the hands-free mode. I have good news for you!"

"oh oh."

After Qin Ying turned on the hands-free function, he called Bai Zhi over and said, "Okay, Mom, tell me what's going on."

All I could hear was Qin's mother's happy voice, saying, "Your father and I just arrived here yesterday and found out you can actually buy a title here. We realized we've been out for so long and haven't mailed anything back to you, so we decided to buy one for each of you as a souvenir. Don't forget to sign for the delivery in a few days!"

Qin Ying and Bai Zhi looked at each other, their eyes full of disbelief.

Qin Ying asked quietly: "Mom, how much did you spend on that?"

"Hey, you know what, it's quite cheap, 250 per person is enough! Okay, enough talk, just remember to sign for the package in a few days."

After saying this, Qin's mother hung up the phone.

Qin Ying and Bai Zhi exchanged a glance and said, "It's over. It seems like we've really become idiots now!"