I am proud of driving others crazy when I go crazy in variety shows

Hou Xiao was almost driven crazy by her logic. He rubbed his hair frantically and continued to yell at her, "I'm not praising you!"

Jiang Nanxi: "Then what do you want?"

Hou Xiao: "Rewrite it for me!"

Jiang Nanxi: "But I'm mentally retarded. I can only write like this: Aba Aba Aba Aba."

Hou Xiao: "Aren't you smart? I don't believe you can't write! If you can't write 10,000 words, then just write 500 words to simply express your plan!"

Jiang Nanxi stopped talking.

Sudden.

Jiang Nanxi walked in the living room like a gorilla with his hands hanging on his chest. From time to time, he put his hands and feet on the ground and ran like a gorilla, making a "Aba Aba Aba" sound from his mouth.

Hou Xiao:?

Jiang Nanxi: "Fortunately, I didn't evolve to the state of a gorilla, otherwise I would have to go to work, Wuhu! I am mentally retarded, I am mentally retarded, I am a mentally retarded gorilla, I can only say Ababa Ababa Ababa Ababa."

director:?

audience:?

[Ah? ? ? Sister, have you forgotten that you are a female celebrity? Why are you getting more and more outrageous! ]

[Does anyone think that what Jiang Nanxi said makes sense? Gorillas and monkeys have not evolved any further, it must be because they know that if they evolve again, they will have to go to work! ]

[What kind of animal have you seen that needs to go out foraging for more than eight hours a day to get enough food? Yes, only humans, so it is better for humans not to evolve! ]

[Fuck, my defense is broken! I want to be a monkey and a gorilla too. I don’t want to go to work either! Sure enough, the truth of the world is in the hands of the mentally ill! ]

Everyone at the scene was stunned.

Li Chu quickly raised his hand, "Captain, my file is empty, I am also a mentally retarded gorilla."

Then she followed Jiang Nanxi, imitating Jiang Nanxi to walk like a gorilla, and making "Aba Aba Aba" sounds while lowering her chest.

director:?

audience:?

"You... you..."

Hou Xiao's eyes widened and his mouth slightly opened, watching in shock as the two men ran around him like gorillas.

"Abba aba aba."

"Wuhu Wuhu, give me a banana."

"Aba, Aba, Aba, if you don't give me bananas, I'll just try to catch the moon!"

"I am a monkey who steals peaches!"

The two "gorillas" suddenly attacked Hou Xiao crazily and tore his clothes to shreds, scaring Hou Xiao so much that he screamed wildly on the spot.

"Ah! What are you doing! Let me go! Stop pulling my pants, let me go!"

In the end, if the staff had not come to help, the two atavistic "gorillas" would have torn Hou Xiao's clothes to pieces, leaving him naked to record the show.

"You... how could you do this!"

Hou Xiao's voice was filled with tears. "Director, director! Who are you looking for? Why are you looking for someone with mental problems to participate in the show?"

The director was sweating profusely. He didn't expect Jiang Nanxi to be even more outrageous than in the previous episode!

The director quickly tried to smooth things over and said, "Teacher Hou, go take a rest and let these young people choose their own hiking route in the rainforest.

When we enter the rain forest, you follow them first, and if they do something wrong, you can give us your suggestions. "

When Hou Xiao saw that the camera was still filming, he was afraid that he would not be able to control his emotions and would really cry, so he quickly followed the director to the lounge to rest.

When the audience saw Hou Xiao leaving like this, they immediately laughed.

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I laughed my ass off. This is the first time I saw Hou Xiao break down on a show and almost cry! ]

[When Hou Xiao participated in those variety shows before, he always relied on his senior status to embarrass others. He also always made some fatherly remarks. He even made a female guest cry once. I didn't expect that Jiang Nanxi, this psychopath, would directly teach him a lesson hahahahahahahahahaha! ]

[Lao Deng, try to provoke me again! ]

Hou Xiao went to the lounge to rest. Jiang Nanxi and Li Chu finally calmed down, but they were scolded by the director for their behavior just now.

Only inside the living room.

Jiang Nanxi and Li Chu stood in a row, Jiang Nanxi looked up at the ceiling, Li Chu lowered his head and picked his fingers. The director spitted and cursed at them in front of them for half an hour.

Director: "Do you two still know that you are celebrities? Teacher Hou is a senior, how can you treat a senior like this? Ah! You are reverting to your roots and becoming gorillas, then what are you still doing here? Why should I pay you? What kind of salary do gorillas need!"

The director pointed at Jiang Nanxi and said, "You, don't pretend you didn't hear it. Go chop some wood and make a fire. Then cook with Li Chu and treat Teacher Hou to a meal. Give him an apology!"

At this moment, Liu Qingyan came over to watch the fun.

Jiang Nanxi quickly attacked, snatched the potato chip from his hand, stuffed it into her mouth and ate it, then sucked her fingers while looking at the director, "I don't understand, smite."

director:?

Liu Qingyan was stunned. "I have eaten it."

Jiang Nanxi: "Fuck, why didn't you tell me earlier! It's over, I'm going to get rabies, ugh~!"

Liu Qingyan: Who are you calling a dog? !

Director: You two still have the nerve to flirt with each other?!

The director could not help but yell, "Jiang Nanxi, if you continue to act stupid, your salary will be cut in half, and you will not be eligible to compete for the outstanding performance bonus!"

Jiang Nanxi: “…”

You are so cruel!

Jiang Nanxi went out to chop firewood with a look of resentment on her face, and then the director's voice came again, "Chop all the firewood in the yard, and then come back to cook and apologize to Teacher Hou. If you don't finish chopping, your salary will be deducted."

Jiang Nanxi looked at the firewood piled in the yard as high as the courtyard wall, and his expression became even more resentful.

Liu Qingyan walked over and said, "There are so many. A normal man would need four or five hours to finish them. Do you want me to help you?"

"Need not."

Jiang Nanxi suddenly laughed loudly, then pulled out the axe next to him, "Isn't it just chopping people? I like chopping people the most... Oh no, chopping wood, hahahahaha!"

Jiang Nanxi walked around for a while, found a whetstone, and then stared straight in the direction of the director while sharpening the knife.

"Once I have sharpened my knife, I will start chopping people... oh no, chopping wood, haha. I will kill all of you. None of you will survive tonight. I will chop you into pieces!"

The director turned his head sharply and looked over.

Liu Qingyan dropped the potato chips he had just picked up on the ground. "Teacher Jiang, what did you say?"

Jiang Nanxi: "Haha, I said I'll make you into bean paste, oh no, I mean, I want to eat bean paste, I'm just grinding the bean paste, I kill, kill, kill! I'll kill you all!

Why are you looking at me like that, I just want to grind the bean paste, I mean I want to eat the bean paste, hahahaha."

Liu Qingyan looked at her with some concern, "Teacher Jiang, are you okay? You'd better take a rest."

Jiang Nanxi continued to sharpen the knife. "I'm fine. I'm fine. What can happen to me? I love chopping wood and working the most. It doesn't matter if you don't pay me. At most I can make some bean paste. Oh no, just give me some bean paste."

Liu Qingyan: "..."

director:"……"

Seeing Jiang Nanxi staring at him, the director swallowed nervously and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

Her expression is so scary. Would she run into his room with an axe and chop him to death at night?

Just when the director was terrified, Jiang Nanxi's devilish whispers were heard again.