I am proud of driving others crazy when I go crazy in variety shows

Chapter 76 Director, go cook two dishes for me

Jiang Nanxi: "Director, you'd better sleep with your eyes open tonight. I'll show you how my newly ground bean paste tastes. See if you've killed all of them.

Oh, I mean, can you help check if the beans are all sandy? Haha, the beans taste good this way, that’s what red bean paste is. Red bean paste, red bean paste, I love red bean paste the most!”

The director couldn't help but say, "Why don't you stop chopping wood? You and Li Chu should go eat something delicious, and then go to the lounge to rest and calm down."

"I will not eat."

Jiang Nanxi picked up the sharpened axe and started chopping wood. He threw a piece of wood in the air and chopped it into two halves with a casual swing of the axe.

Her precise knife skills and excellent strength amazed the audience and scared the director to death.

The director quickly kicked a staff member next to him, "What are you still standing there for? Can't you see Teacher Jiang is working? Go and help!"

"Okay, okay, okay!"

The staff nearby were also shocked by Jiang Nanxi's behavior. Fearing that she might do something extreme due to her unstable emotions, they hurried over to help her chop wood.

As a result, as soon as a staff member ran over, he was pushed away by Jiang Nanxi.

"Get out of here! I've already told you that I love working and chopping wood the most. Why are you competing with me for it? Don't compete with me for it!"

director:!

staff member:!

Is this true? Didn’t you say in the last episode that if a person has no dreams, what is the difference between that and being carefree? Just now I heard you muttering “If you go to work every day, you will die sooner or later”! With your mental state, can you really like going to work and enjoy working?

Are they planning to pull off one last scam and then kill us all?!

It is certainly touching to see celebrities love going to work and enjoy working, but it is terrifying to see Jiang Nanxi love going to work and enjoy working!

really.

next second.

They saw Jiang Nanxi chopping wood skillfully with the bang bang bang while letting out a low, evil villain laugh, "Xiao Shaoban, I'm going to kill you and show you daddy's great breakdown. Daddy works so hard, why is there only such a small amount of money left for me?

Hmm? Come on, who is better, me or the other guests? Xiao Shao Ban, they are like me every night, is it so long? Tell me!"

Liu Qingyan:?

other people:?

Director: Σ(?д?lll)!

No, can this part be broadcast? Oh no, this is not the point. The point should be that Jiang Nanxi is really crazy, right? Is he about to die?

[It’s over, it’s over, Jiang Nanxi has gone completely crazy! ]

[Is she at work? Why do I feel like she's chopping firewood as if it were a human head? Her expression is so ferocious! ]

[Director, are you sweating profusely? ]

[I was so scared that I dropped the potato chips that Yan Shen gave me, haha. 】

The director quickly winked at the staff around him, and then everyone rushed over and snatched the axe from Jiang Nanxi's hand.

Not only that, the staff members chopped all the firewood quickly, their movements were so fast that the axe was smoking, and not even a single piece of firewood was left for Jiang Nanxi.

The director hugged Jiang Nanxi's arm tightly and dragged her to the lounge.

"Teacher Jiang, you should take a rest. Chopping wood is not suitable for a person like you. I was just joking at the time. Haha, people like you are more suitable for enjoying life."

Jiang Nanxi sat on the chair with his legs crossed, pointed at the director and said, "You, go cook two dishes for me."

On the other side of the lounge, Hou Xiao sat there watching them. Jiang Nanxi pointed at him and said, "You, go buy me two bottles of good wine."

The director frowned and said in a cold voice, "Jiang Nanxi, I didn't ask you to work anymore. I let you rest. I'm already giving you enough face. Don't give me face and refuse it..."

Jiang Nanxi stood up on the spot and said, "I am full of energy and I don't want to rest. I won't rest. Where is my knife? Give it back to me. I want to continue sharpening it."

Director: "No onions, no garlic, or no cilantro? Are there any dietary taboos?"

Jiang Nanxi: "I want everything. I don't mind eating anything. Go buy me two roast ducks."

Director: “Okay.”

[Haha ...

[Director: Hello~]

[Director, tell me the truth, did you pass the imperial examination? Look at how you act like a lackey! ]

[With such a psychopath in the team, who wouldn't be scared? I don't understand why this new show invited this lunatic Jiang Nanxi! ]

[Although Jiang Nanxi is a little crazy, she is really brave when she encounters danger. In the last episode, she saved everyone's lives! ]

[When there is danger, Jiang Nanxi is the guarantee of safety. When there is no danger, Jiang Nanxi is the biggest danger! ]

The director hurried to the kitchen to cook. He stir-fried it like crazy, turning on four stoves at the same time, and asked the staff to buy two roast ducks.

Hou Xiao saw the director busy in the kitchen and no one responded when others called him. He looked at Jiang Nanxi in shock.

What did she do?

Why did the director suddenly fall in love with cooking?

He looked at Jiang Nanxi, and Jiang Nanxi also looked at him, "Why don't you go buy some wine?"

Hou Xiao frowned and said, "We are going to hike in the rain forest tomorrow. We can't drink tonight. What if everyone gets drunk and can't get up tomorrow?"

Jiang Nanxi: “Your reason cannot convince me. You need to tell me what is the underlying logic behind your request? What is the top concept? What is the final delivered value?

After doing what you said, what is the point? How to ensure that after doing so, it is more outstanding than others? What is the advantage? "

Hou Xiao:?

Jiang Nanxi: "What's that expression on your face? Are you shocked and confused? Aren't these the basis of work? Haven't you ever thought about it? Now I tell you, the person in front of you is the emperor. You'd better think about these issues clearly before convincing me, otherwise I can't agree to it casually."

Hou Xiao:?

【Hahahahaha, it’s the opposite of Tiangang! 】

[Jiang Nanxi, you know how to be a leader! ]

[She is not a leader at all, she is an emperor! I envy Jiang Nanxi's mental state so much, she never wastes time internally when there is something going on, but wastes time on others like crazy! ]

[Jiang Nanxi, publish a book for me! I want to write down all your quotes and recite them over and over again!]

Hou Xiao originally wanted to refute.

Sudden.

Li Chu ran in like a gorilla, shouting "Hey hey", which scared Hou Xiao so much that his expression changed drastically. He suddenly seemed to be stressed and ran out quickly.

Later, the program crew sent a camera to follow Hou Xiao, and found that after he bought two bottles of wine, he was still wandering outside and didn't come back. No one knew who he was hiding from.

Inside the homestay.

Li Chu said excitedly, "There's no need to cook. The director is cooking. He's almost frying the pot until it's smoking. He said he loves cooking the most. It's great!"

Jiang Nanxi was just thinking of a few dishes and wanted Li Chu to tell the director, but then a scream of fear came from outside the B&B.

"It's dead, it's dead!"

"Another death!"

"Oh my god, the corpse is so scary!"

Jiang Nanxi and Li Chu looked at each other, gossip flashing in their eyes, then they rushed to the window, leaned against the window and looked at the crowd not far away.

As a Chinese who loves to watch the fun all his life, I will never miss any gossip around me.

Jiang Nanxi looked at a middle-aged woman on the side of the road and asked her curiously, "Auntie, what's going on over there?!"

The old lady spoke excitedly, "There was a widow in the village who was... killed, and her flesh was..."

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