I am proud of driving others crazy when I go crazy in variety shows

Jiang Nanxi thought about it for a while and thought that this requirement was simple. Anyway, this outdoor survival challenge had to be completed as a team.

When crossing the rainforest, the guests had to act together, and she could not leave the team and complete it alone.

"can."

Jiang Nanxi agreed.

"But you are a rather sinister person. You should transfer half of the money to me as a deposit first, otherwise forget it."

"..."

What do you mean he is more insidious?

Liu Qingyan was speechless for a while before transferring 2.5 million to Jiang Nanxi's bank card.

"I've transferred the deposit to you. Is that ok? You have to protect me and help me win so that I can get the bonus to make up for the loss."

Jiang Nanxi looked at the balance of her bank card happily and made an OK gesture to him, "I'll take care of it."

As soon as the two of them finished chatting together, Hou Xiao's dissatisfied voice came, "Jiang Nanxi, Liu Qingyan, what are you two doing? Have you finished writing the report?"

The smile on Jiang Nanxi's face disappeared instantly, and then he opened the Word document with a bitter look on his face.

While typing away, Jiang Nanxi said to Liu Qingyan, "Teacher Liu, do you know the language of roses? I really want to give Old Man Hou a bunch of roses."

Liu Qingyan was shocked. "Isn't this inappropriate? He is already over 40 years old and has a wife and children."

Jiang Nanxi: "If you go to work every day, you will be fine sooner or later."

Liu Qingyan paused and thought for a moment, "Then I think it would be more appropriate to give jasmine flowers."

"why?"

"A little bit of slackness on the neck makes both you and the other person happy."

“Hehehehe, I’ll go pick jasmine flowers later and send a large portion to Old Man Hou.”

"Spray some pesticide on it, the kind that evaporates easily. If you inhale it, you will die immediately."

"Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie."

"whee."

Other guests:?

audience:?

[No, what are they laughing at? Is there any secret that a distinguished VIP like me cannot hear?]

[Why are you two sitting at the same table? Are you discussing your condition? ]

[Although I didn’t hear what they were saying, their expressions were scary, and reminded me of the villain played by Mr. Liu in the last movie.]

Bang.

Hou Xiao threw a pen at the table where Jiang Nanxi and the others were standing, and said unhappily, "Write a report. Do you two have so much to say? And you're still laughing. What are you laughing at?

Everyone is writing their reports so seriously, could you two please stop disturbing others?"

Jiang Nanxi put away his bared teeth and suddenly stood up seriously, "I've finished writing it!"

"So fast?"

"Not bad!"

Hou Xiao looked at her in surprise.

I thought she would continue to act crazy and not write the report, but I didn't expect her to finish it so quickly.

Hou Xiao said to her, "Then post your document in the group, and I'll take a look at your plan."

"Ok."

Jiang Nanxi sat down, logged into WeChat, and clicked send.

The program crew's camera came to Hou Xiao's side and filmed his mobile phone screen, wanting to show the audience what Jiang Nanxi wrote.

A ding-dong sound.

System reminder: [“Sexy Female Cockroach” sent a Word document in the group chat. ]

audience:"……"

Hou Xiao: “…”

Hou Xiao didn’t have any friends who knew Jiang Nanxi. When he saw this nickname in the group, his forehead twitched.

Originally, he didn't want to say anything more, but he suddenly saw Jiang Nanxi's avatar, which was actually a cartoon cockroach wearing a pink skirt and sticking its butt out.

Hou Xiao couldn't help but say, "Jiang Nanxi, is this cockroach you? Can you please not use such a disgusting avatar and nickname?"

Jiang Nanxi: "Why do you discriminate against small animals?"

Hou Xiao: "Are you a small animal? You are a cockroach, one of the four pests! How can someone use such a disgusting thing as an avatar and nickname!"

Jiang Nanxi: "Oh, then call the police."

Hou Xiao: ???

Hou Xiao was almost so angry that his heart ached, but then the message ding-dong-dong sounded in the group again.

System reminder: [“18-year-old pure boy” sent a Word document in the group chat. ]

System reminder: [“Huaguoshan escaped female monkey” sent a Word document in the group chat. ]

System reminder: [“Akina Mountain Car God” sent a Word document in the group chat. 】

System reminder: [“It’s very big, bear with it for a moment” sent a Word document in the group chat. ]

System reminder: [“The one who is not loved is the mistress” sent a Word document in the group chat. ]

Hou Xiao: ???

director:? ? ?

No, what the hell are these people's nicknames? Why do they all look abnormal?

The director is a friend of these guests and has given them notes, so I never realized that these people’s nicknames are so abstract!

[Help me hahahahaha, who on earth do these nicknames correspond to? Why am I only now realizing that all these people are abnormal! ]

[“It’s very big, bear with it for a while” It must be Shen Lan, the more he emphasizes something when there is nothing! ]

[Should Song Shixing be the driving god of Akina Mountain? After all, he just won the world championship. 】

[So what you mean is that the 18-year-old innocent boy is our aloof Yan Shen? Ahhhhh, how is this possible? Is he crazy to give such a nickname!]

Hou Xiao was speechless instantly, totally at a loss for words. He couldn't possibly ask the other six guests to change their WeChat nicknames, could he?

With a gloomy face, he clicked on the files in the group chat and looked at Jiang Nanxi's document first.

1. What should you do if you encounter danger?

The worst that can happen is death.

2. What should I do if I take the wrong road?

So what? I won’t die anyway.

3. How to improve efficiency?

I'm going to die now.

4. How to conduct team social activities?

Just treat me as if I were dead.

5. What if I fail to complete the challenge?

It will be alright if you die.

6. How to communicate with the captain?

What can I do? Otherwise, I will die?

7. Daily self-reflection: Why am I not dead yet?

8. Team spirit: We can die together.

9. Supplementary content: Aba Aba Aba Aba Aba Aba Aba Aba (N Abas are omitted below)

After reading the report, Hou Xiao was furious. "What kind of thing did you write? And the word count is not enough. The words added later to make up the word count are only 500 words!"

Jiang Nanxi nodded, "Yes, only 500 words."

Hou Xiao: "Rewrite it for me!"

Jiang Nanxi: "If you read it once, it's 20 words. If you read it 500 times, isn't that words? Isn't X ? If you don't understand this, have you never studied math?"

Hou Xiao was shocked and couldn't help but yell, "How can you calculate 10,000 words like that?!"

Jiang Nanxi: "Then tell me, is 20X500 20? Is it 500? If not, then how much is X? Or are you unwilling to watch it times? As the captain, why are you so lazy?"

Hou Xiao: ???

Hou Xiao took a deep breath and could no longer bear it. "What kind of logic is this? How can anyone calculate the 10,000 words of an article report like this? Are you mentally retarded?"

Jiang Nanxi: "Mentally retarded is also intelligent, so what? Doesn't it also represent my wisdom? Otherwise, why should the word "intelligent" be added to this word?"

Hou Xiao:?

director:?