I am proud of driving others crazy when I go crazy in variety shows

"Hahahaha, what the hell is going to work? There are so many people who are bullying me. Am I the one who is doing this? I won't go to work! I can't read either, hahahaha!"

Jiang Nanxi stood on the table and started dancing, stepping on the map into pieces, and then twisting darkly on the table like a maggot.

"What are you doing? How could you destroy the map? How can we plan the hiking route if you destroy the map?"

Hou Xiao's face changed drastically and he rushed over to stop Jiang Nanxi from tearing up the map.

Jiang Nanxi suddenly stopped moving. She laid flat on the table, her long hair hanging forward, covering her entire face. Her body began to twitch wildly.

Hou Xiao was shocked and stood still, not daring to move. "She...what happened to her? Is she sick? It has nothing to do with me. I didn't even touch her!"

Jiang Nanxi: "I'm not sick, I'm dead. You asked me to write a 10,000-word report, and my brain has become rigid from overuse."

Hou Xiao: "What do you mean?"

Jiang Nanxi: "My brain is broken. I can't write a report."

Hou Xiao:?

Seeing Jiang Nanxi still lying on the table with her legs folded back next to her head, hugging her legs and crying bitterly, Hou Xiao didn't know what to say for a moment.

Is this a weird posture that a human can do? Does she really have some kind of disease?

When others saw Jiang Nanxi's strange movements and she was crying silently while holding her legs, they were also stunned for a moment, not sure whether she was going crazy or had a medical condition.

[Jiang Nanxi's situation is so strange. It feels like she's going to eat people with her hair disheveled in the next second.]

[Big Socks, can a normal person do this? Are you really going to turn into a zombie? ]

[Jiang Nanxi, quickly say that you won't eat people, and remember to say that Chinese people don't cheat Chinese people.]

"Jiang Nanxi, are you okay?"

The director came over to see how Jiang Nanxi was doing, and then he saw her stand up and do a neat backflip off the table.

Hou Xiao:?

audience:?

Hearing her cheer of "Oh wow" and running to eat a banana, the director's mouth twitched wildly. Hou Xiao finally realized that he seemed to have been fooled.

Hou Xiao gritted his teeth and said, "You are pretending to be crazy just to avoid writing the report? Or, you have never been to school and you don't think you can write it, so you don't write it? There are no academic requirements for artists now, right?"

No one ignored him.

Hou Xiao couldn't hold back his pride and shouted, "Didn't you hear me? You are all illiterate! Have you never been to school?"

Seeing him so angry, the director just tried to smooth things over by saying, "Teacher Hou is the captain, so everyone should just follow the captain's instructions. Don't forget, in addition to sharing the 5 million grand prize, guests with outstanding performance can also receive an additional 5 million bonus after completing the challenge."

Jiang Nanxi asked, "Excellent performance also includes listening to the captain and cooperating with the captain's actions, right?"

"of course."

"..."

Everyone was speechless.

Is Hou Xiao here to be the captain? Is he here to be a leader and show off his power? Every request is so unreasonable!

The director asked someone to bring a new map.

Jiang Nanxi sighed and sat down at the table with a pen in hand. "This class is getting harder and harder. Not only do I have to work hard to get a little bonus, but I also have to cooperate with idiots."

Hou Xiao: "Who are you calling an idiot?"

Jiang Nanxi: "I'm not scolding you, I'm praising you because I'm also an idiot."

Hou Xiao:?

Jiang Nanxi: "Being a 1 won't last long, being a 0 won't last long, being a s will make you laugh, being a m will fight back, being a mistress will get you beaten, being a sb is just right, you are welcome to be an idiot with me."

After Jiang Nanxi finished speaking, he winked at Hou Xiao and made a heart shape with his hands, "I'm a little idiot, and you're a big idiot, but we're the same kind, so please don't embarrass me anymore, okay?"

Hou Xiao: ?????

Who the hell is the same as you! This woman is so crazy, is she really mentally healthy? Why did the director let such a person participate in the show!

Hou Xiao had an expression as if he had eaten a fly, and his face looked extremely ugly, but the other guests were amused.

Finally there was one more victim to divert Jiang Nanxi's attention, and they were relieved!

[Hahahahahahaha, Jiang Nanxi is amazing! He walks the path of idiots and leaves them with nowhere to go! ]

[Hahaha, you can never guess what crazy words Jiang Nanxi will say next. Based on my experience watching "Retreat to the Countryside", it is best to avoid communicating with her! ]

The director saw that everyone was laughing at Hou Xiao's joke, so in order to prevent Hou Xiao from getting angry and stopping the filming, he brought a stack of laptops over to change the subject.

"It's too tiring to write 10,000 words by hand. Let's type it on the computer, and then send the document to the team leader in the group so that the team leader can choose the appropriate plan."

Jiang Nanxi was assigned a computer. As soon as he turned it on, he saw Liu Qingyan sitting next to him.

She stared at him for a moment and noticed that he looked even more dead.

There was a black aura shrouding his brows, with flashes of blood in it, indicating that he would encounter a very dangerous bloody disaster during this period of time.

Come to life!

Jiang Nanxi moved closer to him and said, "Teacher Liu, there's something wrong with your face. I'm afraid you'll be in fatal danger in the rain forest. How about you give me some money and I'll protect you personally?"

"How much do you want?"

"five million!"

Liu Qingyan paused, turned his head and looked at her, "Teacher Jiang, to be honest, when I first saw you, I was attracted by your unique temperament..."

Jiang Nanxi stopped him from continuing, "I know I'm a charming girl, but I don't talk about seven things when it comes to love. First, I don't talk to the opposite sex because we don't understand each other. Second, I don't talk to the same sex because it's boring to understand each other too much. Third, I don't talk to living people because I'm a dead person and living people don't match me. Fourth, I don't talk to dead people because dead people can't move and it's boring.

Fifth, I don’t talk to those who are older than me, because there is a generation gap; sixth, I don’t talk to those who are younger than me, because I can’t take care of myself, so it’s impossible for me to take care of him; seventh, I don’t talk to those who are the same age as me, because there is no novelty.”

Liu Qingyan's mouth twitched, "That's not what I meant. I just hope you can give me a discount."

"Oh, is that so? No!"

"Girls shouldn't be so materialistic. How about 500 yuan?"

"Liu, Qing, Yan!"

Jiang Nanxi rushed over and strangled him fiercely, "Are you asking me to give you a discount? You want me to break your bones! What's wrong with worshipping money? Girls don't worship money. Do they worship Guan Gong?"

Liu Qingyan said weakly, "Teacher Jiang, I really have a crush on you. For the sake of this pure love, five hundred... at most six hundred, no more."

Jiang Nanxi gnashed her teeth and continued to pinch him, "Pure love can no longer satisfy me, only pure gold will do! Five million, no negotiation!"

Liu Qingyan thought about it and said, "Okay, then it's five million, but I have a request."

"Say!"

"I'm timid. If you said you would protect me closely, then you need to stay within two meters of me and not leave me alone. If you need to leave for something, you can tell me and I will agree. But if I call you, you must come back to find me."