I am proud of driving others crazy when I go crazy in variety shows

Hou Xiao couldn't help but say, "Didn't I tell you not to eat this kind of self-heating rice? The oil and rice used in it are too rubbish. Eating it will cause cancer. Don't eat it!

Hurry up and buy some nutritious food! At worst, you can just bring some vegetables and meat to the rainforest and cook for yourself!"

Jiang Nanxi: "So what? I was originally a corpse. Didn't you notice that from the first moment you saw me, I was already emitting a hint of death?"

Hou Xiao had just been giving advice and expressing some stupid and unrealistic opinions, but no one refuted him because he was a senior.

Jiang Nanxi's rebuttal made him feel a little embarrassed, and he couldn't help but ask, "How can you talk like that, young man? What's your name?"

Jiang Nanxi: "My last name is Ma, which means ox-horse, and I am a black sheep. On the surface, I appear to be amiable and hardworking, but in fact, from the moment I join your team, I will destroy all your successes."

Hou Xiao said unhappily, "What do you mean by this? As the captain, I am making suggestions for your own good, right? These things are so unhealthy. If you take them to the rain forest and eat them for half a month, you will become useless! You young people are so lazy that you don't even want to cook for yourself!"

Jiang Nanxi showed off her self-heating rice. After finishing a bowl of rice, she also ate corn sausage, instant noodles, compressed biscuits and nut chocolate.

"Didn't you hear me?"

Hou Xiao's voice came again, with some irritation, "Can you please stop eating these junk foods? Return them quickly and use the money to buy useful food!"

Jiang Nanxi: "Sorry, I forgot to reply you because I'm already dead and was sent off for work. I'm reviving now, so you'd better not disturb me. If you disturb me, I may not be able to revive, and I will just turn into a zombie and jump into the rain forest."

Hou Xiao: ???

Hou Xiao looked at the director angrily, asking what was wrong with this woman. The director pointed to his temple and said that Jiang Nanxi had a problem with her brain and asked him to be more tolerant.

Hou Xiao could only take a deep breath and say to the others, "Hurry up and return all your junk, and go buy the things you need!"

As a result, everyone stood there without moving, because they had already bought everything they needed for outdoor survival, and they were the best in town.

If I return all these things, what will I buy?

Do I really have to buy some vegetables and meat, and some fresh noodles, carry them and walk in the rainforest for a day, and then starve to death while looking at the rotten food the next day?

How can this old bastard Hou Xiao know how to survive outdoors? The director must have chosen him on purpose to annoy people!

Shen Lan and Song Wanwan stood there without moving, really not knowing how to solve the problem raised by Hou Xiao.

Li Chu looked up at the beams and said, "My neck is itchy."

Song Shixing slumped on the sofa.

Liu Qingyan held a rope and said, "I was so busy working that I forgot to hang myself."

[I'm really impressed by Hou Xiao. Is he so explosive right after the show started? He doesn't bring compressed biscuits, self-heating rice, and fresh vegetables to cook for himself when surviving in the wilderness? Is he sane? ]

[Everyone knows that fresh vegetables are nutritious, but you are not here for vacation, you are here to survive in the wilderness, okay? The main task is to survive in a harsh environment! ]

[Just like my stupid boss, who only makes unreasonable demands without considering the reality.]

The atmosphere was heavy and awkward.

Hou Xiao was not satisfied with those things, but the others felt that there was nothing wrong with what they bought and refused to return them, so everyone stayed in the living room without moving.

Liu Qingyan hung a rope on the beam, and Li Chu immediately put his head in.

"What are you doing?"

Hou Xiao suddenly became even more dissatisfied.

"I just put forward some useful suggestions. You don't want to solve them, but just want to escape and play dumb. Your generation is too fragile mentally!"

He also pointed at Li Chu and said, "Don't think you can escape the problem by hanging yourself. Even if you die, you will still be a coward in the underworld!"

"Teacher Hou, you're going too far!"

Song Shixing was "saving" Li Chu, and he could no longer bear it and retorted, "The opinions you put forward were unreasonable in the first place. We refuted them, but you didn't listen. Everyone is in a bad mood. Why are you still talking like this? How can you not have any empathy at all!"

"Why is it unreasonable? Is it difficult for you to buy some vegetables and meat and bring a pot to cook for yourself? Anyway, I will never eat those junk foods."

"Then you'll starve to death!"

Song Shixing said the most vicious words he had ever said since he participated in the show, then he rescued Li Chu and went back to lie on the sofa, not wanting to pay any more attention to Hou Xiao.

[Song Shixing is a well-educated rich second-generation, and he also pays attention to his image on variety shows. It really makes people desperate, so he said such words. ]

[Why did the director let this guy be the captain? He knows nothing about outdoor survival, and he speaks so harshly and in a fatherly way! I strongly suggest changing a guest to be the captain! ]

When everyone was angry.

Jiang Nanxi burped and stood up and said, "Everyone, don't be angry! Being angry is bad for your health, and it will affect our ability to complete the challenge!"

Jiang Nanxi went to get a clay pot and said, "We are always annoyed by some people in life. This is normal. Now I have a good recipe for quenching irritation to share with you. 0.5g of dried tangerine peel, 3g of pinellia tuber, 0.9g of licorice root, 3g of poria, add three bowls of water and boil over high heat until it becomes one bowl."

Everyone looked at her.

Song Shixing said tiredly, "Alas, I went to so many places to buy things, but in the end, they said that the things I bought were all rubbish. He had so many opinions, why didn't he just go buy them himself?

I really need to cool down. I'll go buy some Chinese medicine now and boil it for everyone to drink together!"

Jiang Nanxi: "After boiling, remember to pour it on the other person while it's still hot. It won't work if it's cold."

Song Shixing: ?????

Hou Xiao:!!!

There were no medicinal herbs in the homestay, so Jiang Nanxi took a casserole and cooked instant noodles.

But she cooked the instant noodles she bought herself, not Shen Lan's old-style sauerkraut beef noodles that were said to be made with sauerkraut.

After cooking the instant noodles, Jiang Nanxi didn't eat them. She just stood next to Hou Xiao holding the casserole.

Hou Xiao looked at the steaming casserole and thought of what Jiang Nanxi had just said, and his heart skipped a beat.

The director said that this woman had a mental problem, and what she just said proved it. Would this crazy woman really throw hot soup on him?

Seeing that Hou Xiao was quiet and shut up, Jiang Nanxi picked up the chopsticks and started eating instant noodles.

[Hahahahahahahahahaha, wasn't Hou Xiao's comments just now very impressive? Why don't you dare to speak now? Are you afraid that you will be scolded for being too cheap?]

[Let me tell you, idiots need to be cured by a psychopath, there is no idiot that Jiang Nanxi can't cure. ]

After Jiang Nanxi finished eating the instant noodles, Hou Xiao did not mention buying new things.

at this time.

The production team sent a map over, and Hou Xiao coughed a few times and said, "We're leaving for the rain forest tomorrow. Let's discuss the route now."

Everyone gathered around the table.

Hou Xiao put the map on the table and said, "Each of you should write me a route report, explaining the reasons and advantages of taking this route, and also listing the problems that may arise along the way. How to solve them should also be clearly stated in the report for my reference. The number of words should not be less than 10,000."

audience:?

other people:?

Jiang Nanxi rolled up his sleeves, stood up, and jumped onto the table with a bang. "I was in such a tough class, and I'm trying to bully so many people. Today I'll show you how powerful Malo is!"