I am proud of driving others crazy when I go crazy in variety shows

The next second, Liu Qingyan posted a photo of a 500-square-meter villa in the suburbs of the imperial capital. He was currently lying next to the infinity pool basking in the sun.

Liu Qingyan: [At home.]

Jiang Nanxi: [Is this your home?]

Liu Qingyan: [One of the homes.]

Jiang Nanxi: [Can I live in your house? Even if I live in the form of a cockroach.]

Liu Qingyan: [Declined.]

Jiang Nanxi: [Can't you just treat it as a pet? Then transfer two million to me to spend. I know you rich people are willing to spend money on pets.]

Liu Qingyan: [You can’t raise cockroaches, either.]

Jiang Nanxi: [Really? I'm sexy, well-behaved, cute, and most importantly, I'm a good fertile woman. I can give birth to a nest of little cockroaches for you. And with me, you don't have to be strong anymore.]

Liu Qingyan: [This is the first time I can’t look directly at the word “good pregnancy”.]

Jiang Nanxi: [Open the door, your Qiang is coming! [Excitedly taking off his pants and kicking the door open.jpg]]

Liu Qingyan: [Teacher Jiang, please don’t be like this…]

Jiang Nanxi: [Hehehehehe. ]

Director: [Did you forget that this is a group chat? No talking about anything unrelated to the filming! @性感母鹰虾@十八岁纯情男大]

Director: [What's up with your nicknames? Do you remember that you are celebrities? When we shoot the show, we will need to communicate via mobile phones, and the chat records will be shown on the live broadcast! Hurry up and change your names to something more normal! ]

Jiang Nanxi: [Why do you discriminate against cockroaches? ]

Liu Qingyan: [Why do you discriminate against college students? ]

director:? ? ? ?

You two are sick!

what! ! !

Having a psychopath like Jiang Nanxi is already enough of a headache for him, what's wrong with Liu Qingyan!

The director lay on his office chair with a look of despair on his face. He got killed before the filming even started. When the filming starts, these two people will be so angry!

However, the director felt a little better when he thought of the guest stars invited for the first episode.

This flying guest is an outstanding actor in the industry, highly educated, strong professional, and he loves outdoor sports and likes to be a teacher to young people.

Yes, he likes to teach others.

The guest's name is Hou Xiao. He won various awards and became the best actor in his forties. However, his acting style is very different from Liu Qingyan. He usually plays leaders or superiors in period dramas. In addition, he has a high status in major performing arts organizations.

Therefore, when he participates in variety shows, he always likes to point fingers at others. When dealing with some young actors, he often dislikes others and preaches to them. He is called one of the most annoying variety show guests by netizens.

In addition to the original cast, the director also invited Hou Xiao to be a guest star, just to stir up trouble.

The other guests are all young people, and each has his or her own ideas. They are exactly the type of young people that Hou Xiao dislikes the most. Conflicts are bound to break out when filming starts.

There is something interesting only when there are contradictions!

The director sighed, "I hope Hou Xiao, who is an expert in trouble-making, can teach these people a lesson."

The show started filming and the guests came to the entrance of a vast mountain range in the south.

There is a small town at the outermost edge of the mountain range.

There is a B&B in the town, and the program crew rented a B&B and gathered the guests there.

The director said to them, "You have all participated in "Retreat to the Countryside" together, so there is no need for me to introduce it again. The theme of this new program is wilderness survival, which will be more thrilling, more exciting, and more physically demanding than the previous program.

Everyone needs to cross the tropical rainforest mountain range next to them within half a month. There are unknown creatures, ever-changing climates, and mysterious tribes. In addition, the magnetic field deep in the tropical rainforest is said to be a bit problematic, and you may encounter some indescribable existences! "

After the director finished speaking, he had someone give the guests a life and death statement.

The director said slyly, "Everyone, please sign this life and death agreement. The program team will provide rescue, but if the emergency happens and we can't rescue them, the program team will have nothing to do with the casualties. Everyone can think about it carefully. If you don't want to sign the life and death agreement, you can quit now.

But I want to add that the guests who succeed in this challenge can share the 5 million grand prize, and the guest with the best performance can get an additional 5 million bonus! "

Jiang Nanxi laughed like a villain and signed the death agreement immediately.

And he shouted, "You're dead, just do it! Start now!"

other people:"……"

The other guests hesitated for a long time before signing the death warrant one after another.

After signing, the director's voice was heard again.

"Yesterday, we asked everyone to choose a color in the group chat. Each guest will receive a flare of their own color. If you can't hold on in the rainforest, you can immediately fire a flare into the sky, and the program team will send a rescue team to pick you up.

But please remember one thing, once the flare is fired, it means giving up the challenge and leaving the rainforest, so please use it with caution!"

The director asked the staff to send exclusive flares to the guests, and then looked at Hou Xiao.

"Before the challenge begins, let us welcome this episode's guest, Ms. Hou Xiao. Ms. Hou Xiao is not only a well-known performing staff member, but also likes outdoor sports and has many outdoor camping experiences, so Ms. Hou Xiao will serve as the team leader for this challenge.

Crossing the rainforest is very dangerous, and Teacher Hou Xiao has made a lot of preparations for this. In order to avoid accidents in the rainforest and situations where rescue cannot be carried out in time, it is best for all guests to follow Teacher Hou Xiao's arrangements and not act on their own. "

After the director explained the rules of the challenge, he snapped his fingers and announced that the challenge officially began.

The challenge of crossing the tropical rainforest starts with filming at a B&B. The guests have to stay in the B&B for one night and then purchase some necessary equipment for outdoor hiking in a nearby town.

As the team leader, Hou Xiao asked everyone to go shopping for things needed for survival after the filming started.

But after everyone bought the things as requested, Hou Xiao started to find fault.

He first said that the color of the jacket Liu Qingyan bought was ugly, it was not a well-known brand, and the quality was not guaranteed. Then he said that the compressed biscuits and self-heating rice bought by Jiang Nanxi were too unpalatable.

She also said that the vegetable dumplings in the self-heating rice were fried with gutter oil, and that the rice in the self-heating rice was pressed out with glue mixed with broken rice, so she asked her to buy something convenient, delicious and hygienic.

Shen Lan bought a box of instant noodles, and Hou Xiao said that the sauerkraut in the old-style pickled cabbage instant noodles he bought was stepped on by feet, and people should never eat such things.

He asked Shen Lan to throw away the instant noodles and buy some fresh noodles, and also to find a way to preserve the fresh noodles for a few more days.

Shen Lan asked in confusion, "We are going hiking, and there is no refrigerator. How can we store fresh noodles for several days? I guess they will go bad the next day."

Hou Xiao: "If there is no refrigerator, you can think of other ways to preserve food. All the ways are invented by people. If you don't think about it, you can't do it."

Shen Lan: ???

After Hou Xiaogang finished speaking, he heard the sizzling sound of self-heating rice. He turned around and saw Jiang Nanxi showing off a Cantonese-style self-heating rice with Chinese sausage.