I am proud of driving others crazy when I go crazy in variety shows
Chapter 59 Why is it raining? Oh, it turns out that I am speechless.
The old Taoist priest made a number eight with his hands, then biubiubiu to the air for a while, still a little bit unbelieving, and asked again, "Is this really the thing?"
Jiang Nanxi nodded, "Yes!"
The old Taoist priest was surprised and said, "This thing cannot be bought in China. You actually have it. You are amazing! Where did you get it from? Introduce it to me."
Jiang Nanxi: “I made it myself.”
Old Taoist priest: “Awesome!!!”
After the old Taoist priest finished shouting, his expression suddenly paused, "No, that's not right. Ghosts are spirits. It's useless even if you have a gun. Guns can't hurt spirits."
Everyone else was shocked when they heard this.
"What, Jiang Nanxi has a gun?"
"Where did she come from?"
"Holy crap, does she carry a gun with her the whole time she's on the show?"
Except for teammate Li Chu, almost all the guests participating in the show have been criticized by Jiang Nanxi, and are now sweating profusely.
How did Jiang Nanxi get the gun? Why did he bring a gun to the show?
The director was also panicked.
His face turned pale with fear.
He has no idea about this!
According to Jiang Nanxi's mental state, it would be very dangerous to have a gun! He would curse someone and suddenly pull out a gun and shoot him in the head!
Then everyone is finished!
The director quickly shouted on the radio, "Jiang Nanxi, do you have a gun license? If you don't, hand it over immediately!"
As the main target of Jiang Nanxi, Shen Lan's head was covered with cold sweat, "Yes, Jiang Nanxi, take out your gun quickly! It is illegal for an individual to carry a gun at will!"
"Ok."
Jiang Nanxi opened his jacket and took out a children's toy water gun from the inside pocket.
Jiang Nanxi asked them, "I bought this myself, why can't I use it? How can I use it legally? Where can I get a gun license?"
Shen Lan: “…”
audience:"……"
director:"………………"
[I'm so impressed. I thought Jiang Nanxi was just hanging around out there. How could he have something like this?]
【I was wondering why it was raining outside my house. Oh, it turned out that I was speechless. 】
[This, I have one at home, and I asked the police, and they said that you don’t need a gun license.]
[Hahahahahahaha, it's funny to think about these guests sweating profusely. ]
[It is very dangerous for Jiang Nanxi to hold a gun in this mental state, but have they ever thought about whether her words can be trusted as a psychopath? Hahahahaha. ]
The old Taoist priest was speechless and stared at Jiang Nanxi blankly, "Your Majesty, is this your secret weapon? Do you take me for a fool?"
Jiang Nanxi: "If you insist on thinking this way, then I can't help it."
Old Taoist priest: "..."
Seeing his desperate look, Jiang Nanxi comforted him and said, "Don't underestimate this gun. I actually modified it. It can be used to kill ghosts."
Jiang Nanxi handed the water gun to the old Taoist priest, pointed to a spell drawn on the side of the water gun and said, "See this? This is the spell I drew. It worked in one try. Now this thing is a spiritual weapon."
"are you crazy?!"
The old Taoist priest yelled in despair, "What's the use of drawing a talisman on a toy water gun? I've never heard of drawing a talisman to transform something into a spiritual weapon. If your broken talisman is useful, all the weapon refiners in Xuanmen will be out of work!"
Jiang Nanxi opened his arms and sighed proudly, "I didn't expect that I could make these weapon refiners unemployed just by my own strength. I am really amazing. If I link this thing, I am afraid that the world will be terrified because of me."
Old Taoist: ???
I'm being sarcastic, sarcastic! I'm not praising you! Can you wake up a little!
Jiang Nanxi said to the old Taoist priest, "Do you want to become rich overnight? Do you want to be worth over 100 million? Do you want to have enough food and clothing? Do you want to live a worry-free life?"
The old Taoist frowned, thinking, is she going to take him with her to make money?
According to Jiang Nanxi's belief, if they can cheat as many people as possible, they can make a big profit and then run away.
The old Taoist priest said: "Not impossible. I have a few wealthy clients here. As long as you can convince them to buy your stuff, I think we can still make some money."
Jiang Nanxi: "I mean, we can think about it together. I often fantasize about such things before going to bed. It feels great."
Old Taoist priest: (?_?)
Damn, I don’t want to talk to her anymore!
She is really seriously ill!
Under everyone's complicated gazes, Jiang Nanxi, like a ruthless killer, stuffed the water gun back into the inside pocket of his jacket.
Then she looked around warily, walked along the wall, and said solemnly, "That thing is coming down, everyone be careful!"
Seeing her appearance, everyone's mouth twitched, feeling like they were in a mental hospital.
Shen Lan originally wanted to mock Jiang Nanxi, but the old Taoist priest followed Jiang Nanxi and began to walk along the wall with a serious look on his face.
Li Chu looked around cautiously, then hurried over, followed the old Taoist priest, grabbed the corner of his clothes and began to walk along the wall.
Although I don’t know why, those who can catch ghosts all walk this way, there must be a reason for it!
Liu Qingyan saw three people walking along the wall, hesitated for a while, and then went over to join them.
When Song Shixing saw Liu Qingyan joining them, he felt that the situation must be serious, so he followed Liu Qingyan and walked close to the wall.
Shen Lan and Song Wanwan stood in the middle of the empty living room. The TV next to them was playing a horror movie, and the eerie background music made their backs chill.
The two looked at each other, then hurried over to join the large group and walked along the wall with them.
In the live broadcast screen.
The center of the huge living room was suddenly empty. The six guests and an old Taoist priest all hid in a corner of the living room, walking slowly and cautiously along the wall.
Everyone had a serious look on their faces, and those who were a little timid unconsciously grabbed the clothes of the person in front of them.
Jiang Nanxi walked at the front of the team, took out the toy gun from his pocket, fired two streams of water at a place in the living room, and made a "biubiubiu" sound with his mouth.
The old Taoist priest asked her, "Did you hit it?"
Jiang Nanxi was puzzled, "What did you hit?"
Old Taoist priest: "Ghost."
Jiang Nanxi: "He hasn't appeared yet."
Old Taoist priest: "Then what are you doing?"
Jiang Nanxi: "I am cosplaying as a killer to complete the mission. If a producer sees this, they will ask me to play the killer in the future."
Old Taoist: ???
other people:! ! !
If you hadn’t told us earlier, we would have actually thought there was a ghost and walked around here with you, following the wall for several circles!
[Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, I'm almost laughing. These people knew that Jiang Nanxi had mental problems, so why did they still follow her and walk against the wall! ]
[Damn it, I thought a ghost was coming too. I was so nervous that I hugged my pillow for a long time! ]
[It's confirmed, these guests all have mental problems. If there was any normal person among them, it would be impossible for all of them to follow Jiang Nanxi and walk against the wall.]
Everyone walked away from the wall in silence and returned to the sofa in the living room.
Song Shixing collapsed on the sofa. He was so nervous just now that he was sweating all over. And Jiang Nanxi said that she was acting as a killer to complete a mission?!
Song Shixing said, "Now I am beginning to doubt, is there really a ghost? In Jiang Nanxi's mental state, do you still dare to believe her?"
Shen Lan couldn't help but say, "Don't you think her behavior just now is really like that of a patient in a mental hospital? If we continue to believe her, we will be completely fooled by her!"
Finally the words fell.
The TV not far away suddenly made a crackling sound, and then the beautiful picture turned white!
The scene fell into silence instantly, and everyone turned their heads to stare at the TV in the living room.
There was a sizzling sound.
The gray and white picture on the TV changed, and the content of the picture reappeared, but the scene inside was not the scene of the movie, and there was also a strange black shadow in it!
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