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Chapter 58 Liu Qingyan, please act like a spoiled child

Everyone who heard Jiang Nanxi's shouting froze in place with their expressions. Song Shixing even opened his mouth wide, looking at her as if she were a demon.

Another B&B.

The director and a group of male staff members were watching the live broadcast, and the scene fell into an eerie silence.

Shen Lan breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that all men in the world were impotent, and it wasn't just him, so he could rest assured.

The result is the next second.

Jiang Nanxi suddenly pointed at him and said, "Shen Lan, why are you lowering your head? Are you sad? Listen, I don't allow you to be so sad, depressed, painful, and anxious. You are contributing to the world. You should be proud of being impotent!"

Shen Lan: "I'm not, I didn't..."

Jiang Nanxi: "Don't deny it anymore. This is not a shameful thing. You should be proud of yourself! Aren't you the most confident? Don't let inferiority get you down at this time. I believe in you, Shen Lan!

For the love and peace of the world, Shen Lan, quickly tell the world loudly that you are the great impotence! "

Shen Lan: “…”

I want to die so much, what should I do?

Someone come and save him!

[Hahahahaha, I am dying of laughter. It turns out Shen Lan's confidence can be used in this way! ]

[That's great. Shen Lan, this idiot, should be punished by a madman! ]

[Sister, lend me your mouth. Next time I meet a common man on a blind date, I will do the same to him.]

Just when Shen Lan was at a loss, not knowing how to explain, Jiang Nanxi suddenly clasped his hands together.

She calmed down and made a sincere wish, "God, I am willing to eat braised pork, roasted chicken, spicy hot pot, and hot pot skewers every day. I pray to God that the three male guests around me will receive such blessings as my parting gifts to them, so that they can all become proud men!"

audience:? ? ?

Song Shixing:!!!

Liu Qingyan:! ! !

Liu Qingyan hurried over, opened Jiang Nanxi's tightly clasped hands and said, "Be good, I don't need it. Just give this blessing to the two of them."

Jiang Nanxi: "Please beg me, please beg me, and I will talk to God again."

Liu Qingyan: "Please."

Jiang Nanxi: "What do you mean by that cold tone? Can't you just beg me like a little puppy?"

Liu Qingyan: "I can't act like a spoiled child, but can I pee? Teacher Jiang, give me a chance."

Jiang Nanxi: ?????

Divine gold ahhhhhhhh!

Do you know what you are saying? Why do you say such things with such a handsome face? I really want to kick him away!

Jiang Nanxi was speechless.

Liu Qingyan’s fans are going crazy.

【? ? ? Brother, what did you just say? Say it again and I will commit suicide immediately.】

[Give my mom a chance to give birth to an idol! This isn't Yan Shen, he must be possessed by something dirty! ]

[I thought Jiang Nanxi was abstract enough, but there's a hidden psychopath in this show? ]

Jiang Nanxi suddenly became normal.

She pushed Liu Qingyan aside expressionlessly, looked at the others and said, "The homestay is haunted. I haven't found where the thing is yet. Everyone go to the living room downstairs and stay in the group to avoid any accidents."

Song Wanwan also came out and said impatiently, "Why is it that our homestay is haunted when other places are fine? Are you talking nonsense again?"

"believe it or not."

Jiang Nanxi glanced at her and said, "If you don't believe me, stay in your room and don't come out. But I have to warn you, this ghost is more powerful than any we've encountered before. If you stay alone and it gets to you, no one can save you."

Jiang Nanxi sighed and walked downstairs with his hands behind his back. "For something as powerful as this, it seems that only I can solve it by leading the army in person. Alas, my life has no flaws, but it is all bad luck."

director:"……"

other people:"……"

after awhile.

Everyone came down and sat in the living room. Song Wanwan didn't want to follow Jiang Nanxi's arrangements, but when she saw the old Taoist priest in the yard downstairs, she chose to come down.

She didn't think Jiang Nanxi had any amazing skills, but there was a Taoist priest below. This Taoist priest looked like a powerful master and should be more reliable.

Everyone came down and sat in the living room. It was especially quiet outside at night, and the atmosphere in the B&B was a bit eerie.

After waiting for a long time, there was no movement and no one spoke. The atmosphere was inexplicably creepy, so Li Chu went over and turned on the TV.

Everyone thought that after Jiang Nanxi called them down, she was going to exorcise evil spirits and catch ghosts, but she was standing at the door of the living room holding a broom and studying it.

There were bursts of barbecue aroma coming from outside the yard. An old Taoist priest was rolling up his sleeves and grilling game.

Song Wanwan couldn't stand it anymore and said, "Didn't you say you wanted to catch ghosts? Why are you studying a broken broom and the other one barbecuing? Jiang Nanxi, are you deliberately playing a trick on us? Is it fun to prevent people from sleeping well at night?"

In the end, Jiang Nanxi ignored her.

Jiang Nanxi suddenly flew up on the broom, and then flew back and forth over the empty space in the living room.

Jiang Nanxi: "There was a loud bang in the sky, and the emperor made a brilliant appearance. All the brain-dead idiots got out of the way!"

Song Wanwan:?

Jiang Nanxi: "I'm hungry, serve me some food!"

The old Taoist priest rushed in with a plate in his hand, "Your Majesty, please have a meal!"

Song Wanwan:?

other people:?

The situation then became that Jiang Nanxi held a plate in one hand and was gnawing on a big chicken leg in the other hand, and then continued to fly around the house on the broom.

Song Wanwan looked at the old Taoist priest, then at Jiang Nanxi, "You two are both sick. I think the biggest ghost in this B&B is on you two! You two are the ones who need to be exorcised!"

Song Wanwan walked towards the stairs after she finished speaking, "Only a fool would be fooled by you guys. I won't play with you anymore. I'm going back to sleep!"

Jiang Nanxi couldn't help but say, "Song Wanwan, everyone is still here, how can you leave alone? Can't you have a little team spirit?"

Song Wanwan: "Who wants to have a team spirit with you? I think you are all crazy!"

Jiang Nanxi: "Song Wanwan, don't leave!!! We are a group, we want to die together! How could you betray us!"

Song Wanwan: ???

other people:? ? ? ? ?

What do you mean?

Can you explain what you mean?!

Are you calling us down just to let us die together?

There was a snap.

The old Taoist dropped the chopsticks in his hand to the ground and looked at Jiang Nanxi dully, "Your Majesty, what do you mean? Didn't you say you could solve it?"

"It's just a joke, don't be so nervous."

Jiang Nanxi jumped down from the broom, took a bite of the chicken leg and said, "In fact, I have already thought of a solution, and I have also prepared a secret weapon with extremely strong lethality."

The old Taoist priest breathed a sigh of relief and quickly leaned over to ask her in a low voice, "What secret weapon?"

Jiang Nanxi also whispered in his ear, "It's that kind of thing, it can kill people with a bang, it's high-tech that ordinary people can't buy."

The old Taoist couldn't help but guess, "Could it be... that thing?!"

Jiang Nanxi: "Yes, that's it!"

The old Taoist priest was ecstatic, "Is it really that?"

Jiang Nanxi: "Yes, that's it..."

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