I am proud of driving others crazy when I go crazy in variety shows

Jiang Nanxi looked at the empty bowl thoughtfully, "Could it be that thing is here? It's not even afraid of chicken blood, and it dares to eat it. It's really amazing."

"What is it?"

Li Chu asked as he moved closer to Jiang Nanxi, getting goose bumps all over his body.

"Ghost, a very powerful ghost."

Jiang Nanxi stood up and looked towards the second floor of the B&B, only to see that the entire second floor was shrouded in a thick black ghostly aura.

"Li Chu, come with me to the second floor and take a look. Don't be too far away from me. That thing has run upstairs."

"it is good!"

Seeing Jiang Nanxi packing up and going into the house, Li Chu also hurriedly ran into the house.

But after a while, Jiang Nanxi suddenly ran out again and ran to the corner of the yard.

Jiang Nanxi jumped onto the courtyard wall with ease and pulled the old Taoist priest who was hiding and observing outside the courtyard in.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, I didn't provoke you, why did you drag me in here? I was just passing by to watch the fun!"

Jiang Nanxi stuffed the chicken and rabbit into his hands and said, "Do you know how to roast game? You roast the game here, and I'll go deal with the ghost general. Otherwise, after I deal with the ghost general, I'll throw him back to your broken Taoist temple."

"..."

Love dragged him in to do coolie work!

Haha, he was a Quanzhen Sect anonymous disciple, a senior Taoist who had practiced the mystical arts for decades and was determined to reach the pinnacle of life with his own abilities. How could he be a laborer and servant for a yellow-haired girl? And even grilled game for her?

Grilled Nima!

The old Taoist priest threw the chicken and rabbit in his hands, then punched Jiang Nanxi and stole the barbecue seasoning packet from her pocket. He showed a flattering smile on his face and bent down slightly to look at Jiang Nanxi, just like some kind of permanent staff member in an ancient palace who was neither male nor female.

The old Taoist priest: "Your Majesty, do you want it slightly spicy, medium spicy, or very spicy? Do you want it salty or light? Do you want it cut after grilling? Do you want it served on a plate?"

Li Chu looked at him in shock.

The old Taoist's actions just now made her think that the old man was very unhappy with the game and was going to have a fight with Jiang Nanxi. But now when she turned around, she saw that the chicken and rabbit were thrown onto the grill with great precision!

"Not bad, not bad, very good."

Jiang Nanxi patted the old Taoist priest on the shoulder and said, "I want it slightly spicy, salty but not too salty, and then cut it and serve it on a plate.

Don't worry, follow me, I will definitely not treat you unfairly. I am just a little bit harsh in my words, but in fact, my nature is also very bad. "

"...?"

The old Taoist priest's smile froze on his face.

I was sweating profusely.

With your attitude, it's really scary to follow you. Is this what it means to be with a king like being with a tiger?

The old Taoist priest was grilling game downstairs, so Jiang Nanxi took Li Chu upstairs to catch ghosts.

But she searched the common area and her room but couldn't find the ghost.

Jiang Nanxi couldn't help but look at the closed doors of the other guests and frowned, "Could he be in these people's rooms? The ghostly aura on the second floor is too strong. It's impossible to tell which room he is in from the outside."

Jiang Nanxi thought for a moment and said, "Li Chu, knock on the door and ask them to get up first, and go to bed later.

If that thing gets into their room, they might not wake up tomorrow if they go to sleep now."

"Okay, I'll go call them now."

Li Chu went to knock on the two doors on the other side, while Jiang Nanxi went to knock on the two rooms closest to him.

knock knock knock.

Before Jiang Nanxi could knock a few times, Shen Lan came to open the door. This was his room.

Shen Lan was surprised when she saw Jiang Nanxi at the door. "Why are you knocking on my door so late at night?"

Shen Lan felt very uncomfortable when she thought about how Jiang Nanxi cried and called Liu Qingyan "husband" after she was poisoned by mushrooms.

He couldn't help but said sourly, "Why, after harassing Liu Qingyan, you still want to harass me?"

Jiang Nanxi:?

Shen Lan added, "We have broken up, even if you knock on my door late at night, I will not get back together with you.

Unless you truly realize your mistake and publicly apologize to me and Wanwan."

Jiang Nanxi was speechless. "Are you mentally ill? We broke up because you cheated on me. What's my fault? You have the ability to cheat on me, but you don't have the ability to let others know?

I knocked on your door just to tell you that the B&B is haunted. If you don’t want to die, don’t stay in the room alone. ”

Shen Lan said, "Just keep pretending. I want to see how long you can keep pretending. We have been together for so many years. I don't believe you will give up so easily. Are you playing hard to get with me?"

The B&B is haunted, and you knocked on my door first. Aren’t you worried about me? You must be pretending to be crazy because of mushroom poisoning tonight. You deliberately called someone else your husband just to see if I would be jealous?"

Jiang Nanxi: ????

Shen Lan's words not only left Jiang Nanxi speechless, but also the audience watching the live broadcast.

[I come from a poor family and have always been very self-conscious. It would be great if Shen Lan could give me some of his confidence.]

[What a stupid Pu Xin man, was Sister Xi's brain stuck in the door to date him? ]

Jiang Nanxi calmed down.

She looked at Shen Lan and said, "Shen Lan, if you cheat once, I will let you go. If you cheat twice, I will let you go. If you cheat three times, I will still let you go."

Shen Lan raised his chin, with an expression that said "as expected" on his face, "I knew you..."

Jiang Nanxi: "But remember, I'm not your wife, I'm just a horse herder."

Shen Lan:?

audience:?

[Scared me, sis. I thought you were really going to forgive this damn scumbag! ]

[Hahahahahahahaha, to deal with an ordinary guy like Shen Lan, you can only use magic! ]

After Jiang Nanxi finished speaking, he saw Shen Lan's confused expression and gave him a little finger.

Jiang Nanxi: "I am standing here like a huge middle finger. This is my attitude. As for why I give you a little finger, it's because the big one doesn't suit you. The small one is where you belong."

Shen Lan was so angry that his face twisted, "Jiang Nanxi! I'll say it one last time, I! Am! Not! Small!"

Jiang Nanxi suddenly pondered seriously for a moment, "Shen Lan, don't you think impotence is a blessing for men?"

Shen Lan:?

Wait, what is she going to say next? Is she going to spread rumors about him again?!

Seeing that the camera was still filming, Shen Lan suddenly panicked and rushed over to cover Jiang Nanxi's mouth.

But Jiang Nanxi dodged it flexibly.

And when all the male guests came out of the room, she shouted, "If a man is impotent, he won't be unable to sleep at night because of lack of relief, and he won't suffer from insomnia.

If a man is impotent, some people will stop thinking with their lower body, and his brain can be put to real use.

If a man is impotent, he will be depressed, painful, and anxious, thinking every day why he is impotent. He will not be interested in harming innocent girls. His soul will be sublimated and the world will be at peace!

So I declare that impotence is a blessing for men, and all men in the world should be impotent! "