I am proud of driving others crazy when I go crazy in variety shows

"Ahhh, what is this?!"

The living room suddenly erupted in screams.

"Wasn't that a foreign horror movie just now?! Why is there an ancient person on TV?

"That's not a human! He's floating, his feet aren't touching the ground!"

Everyone was shocked.

Song Shixing even jumped directly from the sofa, then jumped behind the sofa and came to the crowd.

Everyone huddled together in fear, watching the strange scenes on TV with horrified expressions.

Song Shixing said with a pale face, "This... this scene seems to be the bathroom in the B&B. Did someone switch the movie to a surveillance video?"

Shen Lan: "Could it be that the production team asked someone to do this? Did they hire someone to play the ancient man in the film?"

Old Taoist Priest: "Ahhh no no, this thing is the ghost general that has taken over my house!"

Li Chu: "What is osmanthus sauce? Is it made from osmanthus? Is it delicious?"

other people:"……"

The scene suddenly fell into silence.

The scene on TV took place in the bathroom. The lights were off and only some light coming in from the window allowed them to see clearly what was going on inside.

There was a tall and straight black shadow standing in front of the mirror in the bathroom. He was wearing a bright red robe, his head was lowered, and his hair was very long.

From their perspective, they could only see the back of this thing, but through the mirror, they could barely see what the robe he was wearing looked like.

There are many exquisite embroideries on the bright red robe, which looks like the clothes of an ancient groom.

Sudden.

A low, cold laugh came from the TV, "Haha, who took my things? The one who took my things is... my bride."

As the words fell, the thing suddenly raised its head, revealing a pale face under its long black hair, its eyes emitting a strange red light, and blood at the corners of its mouth.

He leaned towards the mirror and got inside it. Everyone saw the screen change and a long-haired head popped out of the TV.

"Ahhhh, it's coming out, this fucking chaste man, run!"

"I didn't take it. I never took your things. Don't come looking for me. Go away!"

"Help, help!"

The others were running around in the living room like headless flies, some were running to the yard, some were running upstairs, only Jiang Nanxi sat down calmly on the sofa.

"I took it, what's wrong?"

Hearing her words, everyone paused and looked in the direction of Jiang Nanxi.

There was a doll in her hand.

This doll is very beautifully made, with an ancient hair crown and a red robe. It looks exactly like the male ghost on TV.

The male ghost's head popped out of the TV, with his long hair hanging outside. He looked up at Jiang Nanxi grimly.

"So it's here with you. I was wondering why I couldn't find it. You are really... courting death!"

At this point, the male ghost laughed again, "Haha, since you've taken my things, then offer yourself to me. Your blood must be delicious."

Jiang Nanxi: "Sure, come here, serve me. I'll give you 300w a month. You can increase it if you think it's too little."

director:? ? ?

other people:! ! !

No, when did she become so rich? Isn't she just a small-time celebrity? Where does she get so much money to support a male ghost?

Jiang Nanxi: "If you think 300 Ws are enough, just ignore what I said."

Male ghost: ???

Jiang Nanxi: "Oh, by the way, do you ghosts have mobile phones? Give me your payment code. Although I can't afford 300W, I can transfer some money to you to buy popsicles. The weather is too hot, which is not good for ghosts. Eating something cool is good for ghosts' body and mind."

Male ghost: "Haha, do you think I would be interested in such cheap food? I want to eat people..."

Jiang Nanxi: "If you really want to take it, forget it. I don't like this kind of money-worshiping man."

Male ghost: ???

other people:"……"

audience:"……"

I really shouldn't have expected anything from you!

The male ghost on TV suddenly jumped out of the TV, came to Jiang Nanxi, grabbed her collar and lifted her up from the sofa.

The male ghost looked at her gloomily, his scarlet eyes full of murderous intent, "Dare to play tricks on me? Haha, I'll let you know how powerful I am!"

The male ghost looked at Jiang Nanxi's face and found that this girl was quite pretty. Her beautiful face had no expression and she had a cool aura, but her brain was not very good.

Male ghost: "Although you are not very smart, poor and stingy, you are beautiful. I can eat you reluctantly and let you and I become a cool ghost couple."

Hearing the words "poor and stingy", Jiang Nanxi's eyes immediately shed two lines of tears, "How can you talk like that, you devil? I know I'm poor, do you have to remind me?

Is it wrong for me to be poor? Is it because I want to be so poor and stingy? Don’t I want to be a young lady from Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai, an only child from Northeast China, or a little princess in Beijing? But I was not born that way, so what can I do?

If you want to find someone rich, then go find someone like that. Why are you looking for me? I... I don't have such a fancy identity. I am... Xu Junda (choked up)"

"...?"

Hearing Jiang Nanxi's choking voice, the guests hid in the dark with their mouths wide open, the audience was stunned in front of the screen, and the director kept holding his forehead and frowning backstage.

[Really, I have never been so speechless watching variety shows in my life. ]

[Sister, is this the time to make a joke? You are being held in the hands of a ghost, do you want to die? ]

[I guessed that you are not a young lady from Jiangsu, Zhejiang or Shanghai, not an only child from Northeast China, not a little princess from Beijing, but I didn’t guess that you are Xu Junda (smile)]

Just when everyone was speechless, the ghost did not understand what Jiang Nanxi said.

The male ghost asked, "Your name is Xu Junda, right? That's not a very nice name."

Jiang Nanxi:?

Male ghost: "Forget it, it doesn't matter. After all, I only care about a woman's appearance, not her inner qualities. From now on, I will just call you Ah Da."

Jiang Nanxi:?

Male ghost: "Ada, why are you looking at me with such a silly look? Don't you know that a look like that will only make men more excited?"

"Fuck you, you're the one who's called Ah Da, I can't stand it anymore, die now!"

Jiang Nanxi's spiritual power surged all over his body. He tore off the male ghost's hand and punched him on the head.

Bang.

The male ghost was directly knocked out and fell from the wall not far away, but he quickly flew back and stared at Jiang Nanxi, "I didn't expect you could cast spells. It turns out you are not a fool. Interesting, really interesting."

A piece of flesh fell off the male ghost's pale face, revealing a bloody piece of rotten flesh.

He reached out and touched the rotten spot on his face, sneering, "You actually broke my carefully condensed new face with just one punch. Woman, you are just setting fire to it."

Jiang Nanxi frowned and said, "How come you can't even imitate human speech correctly? That sentence doesn't say that. It should be, woman, you are setting fire."

Liu Qingyan hesitated for a moment and reminded, "No, it should be a woman. You are setting the fire."

Jiang Nanxi: “Really?”

Liu Qingyan: "Yes, I've played the role of a domineering CEO before, so I guarantee it will be no problem."

Li Chu couldn't help but roar, "You are all wrong, that sentence is clearly a woman's, you are playing with fire! I have read hundreds of novels where the domineering CEO falls in love with me, and I am right!"

"enough!"

The male ghost roared angrily, with ghostly aura surging around him, and a strong sense of oppression. "This is a new modern word that I learned after years of study. There is no way it can be wrong! You people are just making trouble. I can't forgive you. Go to hell!"

Bang bang bang!

Those who ran out of the yard and upstairs were pulled down by a cold and strange force and fell to the ground.

The male ghost waved his hand and used his ghost power to close all the doors and windows, trapping them in the house.