I am proud of driving others crazy when I go crazy in variety shows

Chapter 29 Ah, I fainted. Hehe, I was just pretending.

The sound of the frying pan hitting continued to be heard, and everyone was stunned to see the python's head drooping and its body tied to the tree twitching slightly.

The audience was also stunned.

[Such a big python was knocked unconscious by her? Is this reasonable? ]

[Ah? You use the pan like this? ]

[Hahaha, Song Shixing used fifty points to exchange for a dagger, but he didn't help at all. Does he feel like a big grudge? ]

After Jiang Nanxi knocked the python unconscious, he walked towards Song Shixing.

"Borrow me the dagger."

"what?"

Song Shixing hasn't come back to his senses yet.

Jiang Nanxi: "Lend me your dagger, I'll chop up this vile snake and give you half of the meat."

"Oh oh ok."

Song Shixing subconsciously gave her the dagger.

But when Jiang Nanxi got the dagger and was about to go back to kill the snake, the python suddenly raised its head and very cleverly untied its body.

The next second, it turned into a shadow like a whirlwind and fled into the depths of the woods.

Jiang Nanxi drew his sword and looked around in bewilderment, and finally uttered a curse, "Fuck! This bastard actually pretended to faint in front of me?!"

[Hahahahaha I can’t stop laughing, this python is so smart, it’s really spiritual! ]

【Big Python: Ah, I fainted. Hehe, I was just pretending.】

Jiang Nanxi walked back to the mountain path depressed and returned the dagger to Song Shixing.

Seeing that she came back safely and scared the python away, Shen Lan said nothing, but looked at Jiang Nanxi with a complicated expression.

After being possessed by a ghost, her behavior became crazy, but why did she become as strong as an ox? Even a python was no match for her?

Everyone continued to move forward to pick mushrooms.

As we reached deeper into the mountains, the woods became increasingly dense. Not only could we hear the chirping of insects and birds becoming increasingly clear, we could also vaguely hear the roars of wild beasts coming from deep in the woods.

The drone camera in the air was still filming, and the director's broadcast came from the drone.

“We’ve almost reached this place. You can pick some mushrooms nearby and then return the same way.

Don't go any deeper into the mountains, or you might encounter a large wild animal and won't be able to get back before dark."

"Okay, director."

"Know it."

Everyone followed the director's instructions, picked some mushrooms nearby, and prepared to return the same way.

But before they had walked far on the return journey, they heard a wailing "Ouch, ouch" coming from not far away, and the tone sounded like an old lady.

When they walked over, they saw an old lady in her fifties or sixties standing against a tree. Her clothes were torn by tree branches and she looked very disheveled.

When the old lady saw them, she said quickly, "I have sprained my foot and cannot walk. Is there anyone who can help me and take me home?"

Song Shixing was stunned for a moment and asked, "Where is your home? Are you a villager in this mountain?"

"Yeah."

The old lady pointed to the hillside beside the mountain path and said, "My home is just above here. You can get there by passing through the woods on the hillside. I came to the woods to pick mushrooms, but I accidentally didn't step firmly and rolled down the hillside, spraining my foot!"

Now I can’t even walk a step. It hurts so much when I move!”

The old lady looked at them pitifully and said, "Young men, please help me. If I haven't returned by nightfall, the wild beasts in the mountains will come out and eat me!"

Song Shixing thought for a moment and said, "Is your home close to here? I'll carry you back."

"It's close. Just climb up that hill and we'll be there in a moment!"

Song Shixing walked forward and was about to carry the old lady on his back.

But she said, "I have a bag here. It's hard for you to carry it on my back. Can you let the girl go with you and help me carry the bag?"

The old lady pointed in the direction of Jiang Nanxi.

Jiang Nanxi folded his hands and looked at the old woman calmly, "Our director said that we cannot leave the team without permission. I'm sorry, I can't help you."

She also said to Song Shixing, "Second Young Master Song, it's not fashionable to be a good person these days. You think you are doing good deeds, but others treat you as a fool."

[What does Jiang Nanxi mean by this? If she doesn't want to help, then that's fine, but why doesn't she let Song Shixing help? ]

[Don’t you think it’s strange that this old lady suddenly appeared here? This variety show has had several supernatural incidents before! ]

Song Shixing frowned and said, "It's just a small favor, what's the problem? There are many ancient villages in the mountains, and many elderly people have never left the mountains in their lives. It's normal to fall while picking mushrooms in the mountains. If I don't help her, do I have to let her crawl back?"

"Then let her crawl back."

"The slope is very steep. How can we climb it? It will be dark before we even get to the top. It will be bad if we are eaten by tigers or wolves!"

"Wouldn't it be better to be eaten?"

Jiang Nanxi looked at the old lady expressionlessly and pulled her lips, "You damn old woman, you killed so many people. It's a good thing for you to be eaten by the tiger."

The old lady felt Jiang Nanxi's sharp gaze and felt guilty.

She choked up and said, "I don't know what you are talking about. I have lived in the mountains all my life and have never hurt anyone. If you don't want to help, that's fine, but is it necessary to slander me?"

Seeing the old lady's sad look, the others felt sorry for her and started to blame Jiang Nanxi.

Shen Lan: "Jiang Nanxi, you are cold-blooded and don't want to help, so why don't you let Song Shixing help? And you are so harsh to an old man, you are really too much!"

Song Wanwan also said, "You like to talk nonsense. It's fine if you spread rumors about us, but why did you spread rumors about the elderly? You are so wicked! You encouraged my second brother not to save her, which might have killed a life, do you know that?"

Jiang Nanxi simply rolled her eyes.

"I'm putting this out there. No one can leave the team today. If anyone leaves and dies in the mountains, and I don't get paid for the variety show, I'll scatter your ashes!"

Her words made the old lady pale, and she knelt on the ground with a thud, "I beg you, please help me, just send me home!

If I can't get back before dark, I will definitely be eaten by wild beasts. I don't want to die, please!"

The old lady knelt down with tears in her eyes and begged for help, which moved everyone. The audience also felt that Jiang Nanxi's behavior was too much.

Shen Lan stepped forward and said, "Jiang Nanxi, didn't you just leave the team without permission and attract a python? Why can you leave but we can't?

She is just a helpless old woman. Do you have to embarrass her like this? You are happy that she has been forced to kneel down before you, right? If you don’t want to save the old woman, Song Shixing and I will do it! "

After Shen Lan finished speaking, he glanced in the direction of the camera, thinking that Jiang Nanxi must have angered the public this time. If he stepped forward to save the old man again, he would definitely be able to restore his reputation and gain popularity among the people around him!

He and Song Shixing walked over, ready to help the old lady up and send her home.

Before they even touched the old lady, Jiang Nanxi slid over and knocked them apart, then shouted, "I know I was wrong, I'll do it, I'll do it!"

next second.

Jiang Nanxi rode directly on the old lady's back and slapped her on the head with his hand, "Gee, gee, gee! Let's ride our horses home!"

Jiang Nanxi's behavior made the old lady so angry that she stood up on the spot, threw her to the ground, and then picked up a wooden stick on the ground and hit her.

"You damned girl, you are such a loser, how dare you ride on my head! I will beat you to death today!"

Jiang Nanxi turned and ran.

"Help! My girlfriend has become a spirit!"

"Stop!"

The old lady chased after her at full speed and beat her up.

Shen Lan:?

Song Shixing:?

audience:?

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