I am proud of driving others crazy when I go crazy in variety shows
Chapter 30 As long as I have no morals, I will not be kidnapped
Seeing the old lady walking briskly and chasing Jiang Nanxi in the mountains as if she were walking on flat ground, everyone at the scene felt complicated.
[Damn, was I fooled? This old woman's legs are fine, she's so agile!]
[I suspect this old woman has bad intentions. She pretended to be lame to trick them into going to other places to harm others! She even knelt down to blackmail them morally. Her purpose is too obvious! ]
[Jiang Nanxi: As long as I have no morals, I won’t be kidnapped~]
Just as the old lady was about to catch up with Jiang Nanxi and hit her with the stick in her hand, Liu Qingyan, who was not far away, suddenly appeared.
Liu Qingyan grasped the stick and looked at the old lady coldly, "You are not injured at all. What do you want to do by pretending to be lame to deceive us?"
Liu Qingyan was nearly 1.9 meters tall, with an upright posture and a cold temperament. His icy gaze fell on the old lady, which inexplicably made her shiver in her heart.
The old lady quickly threw away the stick and stammered, "I...I was injured, but I didn't expect it to heal so quickly."
Jiang Nanxi stood behind Liu Qingyan, whistling, and said, "Are you really okay? Can you carry us down the mountain? I'm tired and don't want to walk anymore."
"You...you bitch!"
A fierce and angry expression flashed across the old lady's face. She let go of the stick and rushed over, wanting to slap Jiang Nanxi.
"No one has ever dared to ride on my head. Today I will teach you a lesson, little bitch!"
Before her hand could touch Jiang Nanxi, Liu Qingyan raised her long legs and kicked the old lady hard in the stomach.
He kicked her more than two meters away, and she hit a tree not far away and fell down again.
"Ouch!"
The old lady wailed, feeling as if all the bones in her body were about to break, and looked at Liu Qingyan in fear.
Seeing Liu Qingyan's hand move again, the old lady thought he was going to attack again, so she quickly got up and ran up the hillside.
[This old woman is so fierce and not easy to get along with. She pretends to be lame to deceive people. What is she trying to do? ]
[It's definitely not a good thing. Fortunately, Jiang Nanxi saw it at a glance and exposed her! ]
[I admit, I spoke too loudly just now! Jiang Nanxi is really smart! ]
[Wait, am I the only one who is curious about why Yan Shen touched Jiang Nanxi's head? How could he, a person with mysophobia, touch the head of the opposite sex? ! ! ]
Inside the live broadcast camera.
Jiang Nanxi poked his head out from behind Liu Qingyan, and after seeing the old lady running away in panic, he made a "huh" sound in her direction.
Liu Qingyan lowered his head and stared at her for a while, then suddenly reached out and put his big, bony hand on her head and rubbed it.
Jiang Nanxi felt his gesture of stroking a puppy, and she thought of the Lord of the Underworld, who sometimes also liked to touch her head like this, as if she was some interesting pet!
Jiang Nanxi gritted her teeth and wanted to knock Liu Qingyan away with a punch, but the hand on her head moved again and turned her little head to the other side.
His cold voice came.
"The mushrooms you picked fell."
Jiang Nanxi then realized that the mushrooms she had packed in the plastic bag were scattered all over the floor. The most important thing was that that bastard Shen Lan wanted to take the opportunity to pick up her mushrooms.
"Shen Lan, what are you doing!"
Jiang Nanxi rushed over and knocked Shen Lan to the ground, and together with Li Chu, they quickly picked up all the mushrooms on the ground.
Shen Lan coughed lightly and said, "I just saw that your mushrooms fell, so I wanted to help you pick them up. It's really a good deed that goes unrewarded."
"If you want to steal, just say so! You just kept complaining that I was quick and picked up most of the mushrooms, so you guys got less!"
Li Chu also said excitedly, "Shen Lan, don't think I didn't see your little move. You want to put a red mushroom in your pocket!"
Jiang Nanxi checked all the mushrooms in the plastic bag and found that there was indeed a red mushroom missing.
Although this red mushroom is brightly colored, it is not poisonous. It is an extremely rare red shiitake mushroom with extremely high nutritional and medicinal value. It is also sold at a very high price on the market.
Jiang Nanxi and Li Chu picked a large bag of mushrooms, but only found one red pine mushroom. And the value of this one red pine mushroom was higher than the value of all the other mushrooms combined!
Jiang Nanxi was immediately furious. "Why steal something else than red pine mushrooms? Shen Lan, you are courting death!"
Shen Lan said, "I didn't steal it. Please don't accuse me wrongly. Look in my pockets for yourself. There is no red pine mushroom!"
Shen Lan immediately emptied both pockets of his coat and found that there were indeed no mushrooms hidden inside.
Jiang Nanxi pointed at his pants and said, "What about your pants pocket? Is it hidden here?"
Shen Lan also took out all his trouser pockets, but there was nothing inside.
Shen Lan said disdainfully, "Although we picked fewer mushrooms, we picked an extremely good mushroom, which is more valuable than the red pine mushroom. Why would I steal your red pine mushroom?"
"Why didn't I see you pick something better?"
Jiang Nanxi glanced at their bags.
Shen Lan and Song Wanwan didn't have money to buy hiking backpacks, so they carried cloth bags, and it was hard to tell what kind of mushrooms were inside.
"Come on, take it out and show it to me."
"We have no obligation to show you."
"Why, are you afraid that I'll see the red pine mushroom and prove that you stole something?"
"The bag is in Wanwan's hand. I'm so far away from her. Even if I stole the red pine mushroom, I wouldn't have time to put it in the bag!"
Jiang Nanxi frowned and said nothing.
If he didn't steal it, where did the red pine mushroom go? Did it just disappear without a trace?
When Jiang Nanxi and Shen Lan were arguing, the audience was extremely anxious because the camera captured Shen Lan stealing the red shiitake mushroom.
Originally, Shen Lan wanted to take the red shiitake mushroom for himself and hide it in his pocket.
Jiang Nanxi suddenly rushed over from behind and knocked Shen Lan to the ground. Shen Lan then threw the red shiitake mushroom into the overgrown bushes not far away!
Although he didn't get the red pine mushroom, Jiang Nanxi and Li Chu didn't have it either, and would lose the most valuable points.
[Shen Lan, you dog, you can't get it yourself, and you want to make Jiang Nanxi and the others unable to get points! ]
[Sister Xi, he stole it, he stole it! We all saw it! He threw it into the bushes because he was afraid you would find it! Go pick it up quickly!]
[I really can't stand Shen Lan, this cheating man, this sinister dog, can you please get him out of the show! ]
Song Shixing glanced at the time and said to them, "Have you found the red pine mushroom? If not, forget it. We have to get down the mountain as soon as possible. If we don't, we won't be able to get out before dark."
Song Wanwan also said, "Yes, yes, let's go down the mountain first. We have been delayed for a long time."
"Give me one more minute."
Jiang Nanxi took out a piece of Yin-Yang fish from his pocket and said, "I'll just tell you where the red pine mushroom has gone."
Shen Lan saw it and sneered, "Don't I know how much you weigh? You're the only one who can tell fortunes? If you can find the red pine mushroom, I'll eat shit on the spot!"
Jiang Nanxi threw the Yin-Yang fish up with one hand, and the Yin-Yang fish fell to the ground.
She picked it up again, then walked straight to the bushes not far away and found the lost red pine mushroom.
Jiang Nanxi came over with the red shiitake mushrooms. Seeing Shen Lan's dazed expression, he pointed to a large pile of unidentified wild animal feces beside a tree not far away and said, "Eat it. If you don't, I'll beat you to death!"
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