I am proud of driving others crazy when I go crazy in variety shows
Chapter 28: How dare you, you dog slave, question the emperor?
The variety show was filled with question marks.
[??? Is she performing a magic trick? How did she make the water?]
[??? Ah? You know magic?]
[No, are you really cultivating immortality behind our backs? ]
Everyone at the scene was also dumbfounded.
Li Chu widened his eyes in shock, "Where did the water come from? How did you create Nanxi?"
She took a sip of the water in the cup and was even more shocked. "It tastes like spring water, and even a little sweet! Nanxi, you are amazing! How did you do it?"
Shen Lan didn't say anything, but his expression was like he had seen a ghost. No, it should be an expression that was even more horrified and shocked than seeing a ghost.
Jiang Nanxi has been acting so abnormal recently, it's obvious that she's possessed by a ghost. Could it be that the ghost in her body has magical powers?
Is this...is this reasonable?
Jiang Nanxi took the plastic cup from Li Chu, drank it in one gulp, looked at Shen Lan and said, "I can have unlimited water, do you have it? It's just those two bottles of mineral water, what are you bragging about?"
"Unlimited water, what are you bragging about?"
Shen Lan reacted and guessed that Jiang Nanxi was using some magic trick.
"I see you hid two water bags on your body, and then used magic to get the water into the plastic cup to show off, right?"
Jiang Nanxi: "I am the emperor, so what if I have some super powers? How dare you, you little slave, question the emperor?"
Shen Lan pointed at Jiang Nanxi and said, "Look, she's having another attack and she's even imagining herself as the emperor."
As a result, Jiang Nanxi suddenly opened his arms and looked up at the sky, shouting, "This dog slave has offended the emperor, please punish me, God!"
This sound immediately made everyone silent.
Shen Lan: You idiot, there's no way God would listen to you! You're the emperor?
Others: No, are you so crazy that you don’t want to die? The camera is still filming, it’s really embarrassing!
result.
Ten seconds later.
A dark cloud suddenly appeared above Shen Lan's head, accompanied by rumbling thunder.
Shen Lan felt that the sky suddenly darkened, so he looked up.
A flash of lightning flashed across the dark clouds, and then a basin of rain poured down, soaking Shen Lan like a drowned chicken.
Shen Lan:?
audience:?
Li Chu stood up immediately, "God has shown his power, this proves that Jiang Nanxi is really the emperor!"
Shen Lan wiped the water off his face, "Li Chu, are you crazy? This is an accident. It's normal for it to rain suddenly in the mountains!"
Li Chu: "Why is it raining only on you? We are all nearby, and we didn't get any rain at all!"
Shen Lan's face was grim. "You mean, she can control the sky and the rain? This is simply nonsense!"
Li Chu: "But the master said yesterday that Jiang Nanxi is the reincarnation of the emperor's soul! So if she says a word, God will help her!"
Shen Lan: "Haha, she's the reincarnation of an emperor? Which emperor curses and beats people every day, so he has no vision?"
Li Chu: "Your Majesty, this is the imperial expedition in person!"
Shen Lan:?
Crazy, totally crazy!
The old Taoist priest yesterday, and Li Chu, must have been affected by the female ghost magnetic field on Jiang Nanxi's body, and turned into lunatics like her!
When the two were arguing, Jiang Nanxi was no longer there. She went for a walk nearby.
Jiang Nanxi left the mountain trail planned by the program team and walked into the woods next to it, and found that the spiritual energy became richer the deeper he went.
There must be something good!
After a while, Jiang Nanxi saw a spiritual plant growing next to a tree, and the spiritual power in the air was emitted by this spiritual plant.
Jiang Nanxi showed a delighted look on his face. "Master said that spiritual energy is thin nowadays and it is difficult to encounter spiritual plants. I didn't expect to find one in this mountain!"
Although there are many ghosts and monsters in this mountain range and you will encounter many strange things, it is all worth it if you can pick this spiritual plant!
"Spiritual plants, hehe!"
Jiang Nanxi rushed towards the spiritual plant excitedly, but before his hand touched the plant, a shadow jumped out from the bushes next to it and swallowed the spiritual plant in one gulp.
Jiang Nanxi took a closer look and saw that it was a python as thick as an adult's thigh. Only half of its body was exposed from the bushes, but it was still visibly huge.
After eating the spiritual plant, it raised its head and stared at Jiang Nanxi for a while.
"Where's Jiang Nanxi?"
"Why is Jiang Nanxi missing?"
“There’s a snake there!”
After the others had rested and were about to leave, they noticed that Jiang Nanxi was missing and came to look for her. As a result, they found her staring at a very thick python beside a tree.
Li Chu was so frightened that his face turned pale. "That python is so thick, it must be quite old! What should I do? It seems to have set its sights on Nanxi and even opened its mouth!
I heard that when a python opens its mouth towards a person, it is trying to see if it can swallow the person!"
Song Shixing was also shocked and quickly took out his cell phone, "I'll call the rescue team right now!"
Shen Lan was somewhat gloating.
"The director told us to walk together and not to leave the team and act on our own. Jiang Nanxi still insisted on running around. She deserved to be eaten by the snake!"
"Okay, stop talking!"
After hearing what Shen Lan said, Song Shixing couldn't stand him anymore. "Human lives are at stake. Hurry up and think of a way to save them. Why are you talking nonsense here?"
Because of the relationship with the Song family, Shen Lan did not dare to refute Song Shixing and just shut up in disappointment.
After Song Shixing made the rescue call, he found that Jiang Nanxi was still confronting the python, so he took out a dagger and moved towards that side secretly.
Before he left, he whispered to the others, "Wait here for me. I'm going to save Jiang Nanxi first."
As a result, he had just taken two steps when he saw Jiang Nanxi raising his middle finger towards the python.
Song Shixing's pupils trembled on the spot, "Jiang Nanxi, what are you doing? It's already this time, why are you still trying to irritate the python!"
Jiang Nanxi ignored him and roared at the python in extreme anger.
"You cheap snake, why do you eat my spiritual plants when you can eat anything else? Why is it like this again? It's always like this! Every time I find a treasure, an accident happens! Why am I so unlucky when I practice cultivation! Ahhhh!"
The python probably couldn't understand her movements, but it was stimulated by her roar and rushed directly towards Jiang Nanxi.
The python was large in size but very fast. It rushed over and tried to wrap itself around Jiang Nanxi's body and strangle her to death on the spot.
but.
Before it touched Jiang Nanxi, the frying pan in Jiang Nanxi's hand hit its head, and the python felt its head buzzing.
A dull sound.
Jiang Nanxi slapped the giant python away and it crashed into another tree.
This is not over yet.
She rushed over like a mad dog, pulled up the python, and used the python's extremely long body to tie a bow on the tree.
After tying her up, Jiang Nanxi realized that everyone was looking at her, and Song Shixing even came over with a dagger as if he was going to save her.
Jiang Nanxi held up the frying pan, bent over and made an elegant salute, "Since it's like this, I'll play Twinkle Twinkle Little Star for everyone."
Song Shixing opened his mouth wide and asked dully, "What little star? Where did you get the musical instrument?"
"Duang!"
Jiang Nanxi took the frying pan and smashed the python's head wildly, making a beautiful piece of music.
“Duang! Duang! Duang! Duang! Duang! Duang! Duang! Duang!”
The python was tied into a bow on the tree. It wanted to run, but couldn't. It shook its head, trying to avoid the frying pan, but every time it hit Jiang Nanxi's frying pan accurately!
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