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Chapter 27 It’s wrong for me to scold people, but don’t you enjoy being scolded?

[Hahahahahahaha you know how to answer this. I feel like the director is about to pass out from anger! ]

[No problem, Sister Xi didn’t answer with any other words~]

[Jiang Nanxi is the source of my happiness. Who can refuse someone who brings them happiness? ]

When the director heard Jiang Nanxi's answer, he rubbed his hair irritably, and finally turned and left without saying anything.

He doesn't even want to communicate with Jiang Nanxi anymore!

Is this an answer that anyone could come up with?

After a long while, the director said to all the guests, "Although we have a rescue team, we cannot guarantee safety 100% when an accident happens, so each team can use points to redeem two tools.

You can choose tools that are convenient for climbing mountains, or you can choose some light weapons to avoid encountering wild animals in the forest."

The place where everyone was located happened to be the storage room of the homestay. After the director finished speaking, he asked the guests to go into the storage room to choose tools.

Liu Qingyan and Song Shixing were far ahead in points. They chose daggers and trekking poles which were more expensive and spent 100 points.

In addition, they also exchanged some backpacks, food and mineral water needed for climbing, spending a total of 200 points, leaving more than 500 points.

Shen Lan and Song Wanwan only had 10 points left in total, and they had to save them to exchange for mineral water, so they couldn’t exchange any tools, not even snacks for energy replenishment!

Jiang Nanxi and Li Chu still have more than 450 points. They used the points they got yesterday to exchange for some water and daily necessities, and didn’t even exchange for food, so they still have a lot left.

Li Chu took a look at the tools and said, "Nanxi, let's also change a dagger so that we can keep it for self-defense."

"Need not."

Jiang Nanxi picked up a frying pan and weighed it. "A dagger costs 50 points, how expensive! Let's exchange it for this frying pan, it only costs 5 points!"

The director felt that it was unlikely that anyone would choose the frying pan, as it would not be of much use in the process of mountain climbing and mushroom picking, so the points required for redemption were very few.

indeed.

It is impossible for a normal person to choose a frying pan to go hiking and picking mushrooms, but Jiang Nanxi is not a normal person.

She used 5 points to exchange for a frying pan, and didn't exchange anything else, not even the backpack, mineral water, and snacks that were essential for mountain climbing!

Li Chu couldn't help but ask, "What's the point of changing this?"

Jiang Nanxi: "This is very useful. It can be used to fry meat and vegetables, and it can be used to stun wild animals. The most important thing is that it only costs 5 points!"

Jiang Nanxi patted Li Chu on the shoulder and said, "Chchu, listen to my advice. Use 5 points to exchange for some seasonings. We will be invincible on the mountain."

Li Chu frowned, "I can change some seasonings, but can't we change the backpack and mineral water?"

Jiang Nanxi: "I won't let you die of hunger or thirst, so you can rest assured."

"OK then."

Li Chu chose to believe her.

Not long after, the team set off.

They saw Jiang Nanxi carrying a frying pan and Li Chu holding a red plastic bag.

There were several packets of seasonings in the plastic bag, such as cumin powder, chili powder, barbecue powder, etc.

Seeing this, Shen Lan sneered, "What's the point of changing to a frying pan? Do you still want to hunt game with your bare hands in the mountains and cook it? Don't let the wild beasts eat you instead of hunting the game."

Jiang Nanxi stopped and looked at him, then said, "Idiot."

Shen Lan said unhappily, "I just said a few words to you, why are you cursing? I said this for your own good, to remind you not to carry this cumbersome thing, because when you run out of energy halfway through the climb, there will be no one to help you carry it!"

Jiang Nanxi: "It's wrong for me to scold people, but let's take a step back and say, don't you enjoy being scolded?"

"?"

Shen Lan was speechless. "Who would enjoy being scolded? Are you sick? Are you crazy again?!"

Jiang Nanxi: "I'm not sick. I've seen a doctor a long time ago. The doctor said I just have no quality."

After saying that, Jiang Nanxi gave Shen Lan a middle finger in front of the camera. And three seconds later, he changed the raised middle finger to a little finger.

Jiang Nanxi: "You are suitable for Xiaoxiao."

"You fucking...!" Shen Lan was so angry that he was like a mad dog and almost chased Jiang Nanxi and bit her.

Jiang Nanxi chuckled and ran away, running around a pillar not far away, making Shen Lan out of breath and finally failing to catch up with her.

other people:"……"

Shen Lan ran so hard that he was exhausted. Soon he fell behind the team when they went up the mountain. Jiang Nanxi, on the other hand, was carrying a frying pan and walking in the front, walking on the mountain road as if it were flat ground.

Shen Lan noticed that the others were walking further and further away, with no intention of waiting for him, and couldn't help but shout, "Why are you walking so fast? When picking mushrooms, you have to observe and search as you go, right? And the director said that our three teams should move together and not separate! I suggest that we rest here for a while!"

Jiang Nanxi said speechlessly, "We've only been walking for half an hour and you already want to rest. Why are you so weak?"

"It's because you just irritated me and wasted my energy!"

"Then why am I not tired?"

Jiang Nanxi didn't want to care about Shen Lan, the idiot, but Li Chu secretly pulled her sleeve and whispered in her ear, "Nanxi, I... I have my period, and my stomach hurts a little."

Jiang Nanxi thought for a moment and said, "Then I'll take you home first? You can rest in the B&B, and I'll go pick mushrooms."

"no, I'm fine."

Li Chu shook his head and said, "It's too much trouble for you to send me back and come over. I took painkillers in advance. I felt a little uncomfortable because I walked too fast just now. I will be fine after resting for a while."

"Okay, let's take a break then."

Jiang Nanxi found a big rock and pulled Li Chu over to let her sit down and rest for a while.

Before he even sat down, Shen Lan came over and tried to push Li Chu aside to sit down and rest. Jiang Nanxi kicked him on the butt and pushed him away.

Shen Lan covered her butt and jumped several steps away, her teeth itching with anger, "Jiang Nanxi, it's fine if you have no manners, but why do you always touch people!"

Jiang Nanxi looked at him honestly, "You look like Aristotle's second aunt."

Shen Lan:?

Jiang Nanxi: "Jennyma has a lot of things to do."

Shen Lan:?

Shen Lan saw Jiang Nanxi finished scolding him, and then sat on a big rock with Li Chu to rest. He took a deep breath and said, "Why do I have so much to do? Don't you two need to rest too?"

Shen Lan also took a sip of mineral water, "With your physical strength, you don't even know to bring water. You will die of thirst on the road."

Jiang Nanxi took out two plastic cups from the red plastic bag.

Seeing this, Shen Lan's expression became even more mocking. "You didn't bring water but brought a cup. Are you trying to beg for mineral water from us? Jiang Nanxi, I always know that you are stingy, but you can't be so shameless."

Jiang Nanxi ignored him.

She asked Li Chu to hold two plastic cups, then she made a gesture in the direction of the plastic cups, and finally snapped her fingers in Li Chu's ears.

There was a snap.

A clear stream of water fell from the sky and filled two plastic cups, filling them about 80% full without a drop of water spilling out.

Shen Lan:?

audience:?

Li Chu: Σ(?w?;≡?

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