Xingtie: My mission master joins the chat group.

【Ding dong! 】

Xing: Wow! There are male... fellow countrymen in the group!

Ying: @Xing, if you want to say something about Nan Tong, just say it! What are you afraid of!

Xing: @Ying, it's easy for you to say that when you're not the one suffering!

Star: If you're so tough, let's switch places. You be the pioneer and I'll be the traveler. If you can last three days without begging for mercy, I'll acknowledge you as my father!

Xing: @Ying, come on, stop being so quiet. I've said all this, aren't you going to come and show your support by staying for three days?

Ying: Nata is busy with many things and doesn't have time to compete with you right now. But when I have time in the future, I will definitely make you call me dad!

Xing: If you're a coward, you're a coward. Why bother with all this nonsense? Just admit you're a coward, and we'll understand.

Kiana: Lin Mao likes boys?

Opening lightning strike.

Kiana woke up and checked the chat group, immediately seeing such a viral message.

He was completely stunned, lying in bed under the covers.

【Ding dong! 】

Lin Mao: @Qiana, who told you that there's only one way for you to repay with your bodies?

Lin Mao: "Payback with flesh" is short for "repayment with flesh." Can't I just send you all over there to work as bricklayers?

Lin Mao: I happen to know the project manager of Xianzhou. It's not impossible for me to get you undocumented immigrants in there to do manual labor.

How did you meet?

They met during the martial arts ceremony when Yun Li was sent there to work as a laborer.

After that, the project manager always asked him if he had any new people to recommend.

What they lack is a skilled cook who can do the work of ten people.

Then Lin Mao sent Qingque over.

However, Qingque returned that same day.

I heard that he was teaching the art of slacking off on the construction site, which caused the project's progress to slow down by ten percentage points.

They were immediately invited back.

【Ding dong! 】

Xing: Oh, so that's how it works... I was so scared, I thought Lin Mao liked men.

Ying: What are you afraid of? He likes men. You're not a man.

Xing: You don't understand. I'm somewhere between a man and a woman. Anyone who sees me will fall in love with me.

Big Black Tower: How come I didn't notice how narcissistic you were when we were on the space station?

Xing: Back then, she was just a baby, and her personality hadn't been formed yet.

Funina: So you became like this because you joined a chat group later?

Lin Mao: Let's skip this topic.

Anticipating what everyone would say next, Lin Mao immediately ended the topic.

【Ding dong! 】

Alicia: Emergency assembly!

Alicia: The Fire Moth has detected an increase in Honkai energy worldwide and predicts that a major Honkai outbreak is imminent!

Pink Fairy: How many times has it collapsed?

Alicia: Last time was the second time.

So, this is the third time the collapse has occurred?

Mebius: Long Sky City.

Mebius: @Alice, with your current status in the Firemoth, you should be able to command troops to set up armed forces in Changkong City, right?

Alicia: I can mobilize a little bit, but currently only one squad is directly under my command.

Mebius:?

Möbius: Hasn't Lin Mao done a lot for you? You still haven't gained control of your base?

Alicia: I'm just a warrior, what do I need control for? I don't know how to command...

Möbius: @Miss Pink Fairy, if you came to that base, all we'd hear would be your voice.

Pink Fairy: Even though you say that, I'll probably be just like Airi and content to be a squad leader.

Mebius:......

Möbius: Two unambitious guys!

Kiana: What's the point of ambition? Ambition can't solve the Honkai.

Möbius: @Kiana, you're ambitious and in a high position. If you can stop those idiots from causing trouble, it will be much more effective than if you personally went into battle!

A god-like enemy is not scary; what's scariest is a teammate who's as bad as a pig!

The key point is that the teammate is a complete idiot and doesn't even realize he's a 'pig'.

They still firmly believe that they are 'human'!

This is the most terrifying thing!

Alicia: There's no need to worry about that.

Alicia: My side's Mebius is a high-ranking member of the Fire Moth. Although there have been many troubles recently, his position has not been shaken.

Mebius:......

Pink Fairy: Envious?

Möbius: What else?

The more Mebius thought about it, the angrier he became.

Möbius: (swearing like a moth drawn to a flame) Why didn't I have that opportunity back then!

To become a high-ranking member of the Firemoth before the Third Honkai Impact... the benefits it brings are unimaginable!

Lin Mao: Think positively. At least you're cuter than that snake now.

Möbius: Will being cute speed up my research or will it allow me to directly access the research results?

Xing: Ha! You finally admit you're a lolicon!

Lin Mao: I think you're quite cute too.

Xing: Uh... thank you?

Pink Fairy: What about me? What about me? What about me?

Lin Mao: You're cute too.

Pink Fairy: Hehehe!

Alicia: What about me?

Lin Mao: Aren't you just like her?

Alicia: I'm the same as her, but not the same person.

Lin Mao: Okay, you're cute too.

Alicia: Hehehe, thank you.

Big Black Tower: ...Did I come to the wrong group?

Is this definitely not someone's harem?

No.

How did I get here?!

Kiana: Where am I?

Lin Mao: They're all cute, everyone in the group is cute.

Lin Mao: @Qiana, you are incredibly cute.

Lin Mao felt like he was coaxing a child in kindergarten.

Because I praised one person, everyone else rushed over to ask, "Aren't you cute?"

【Ding dong! 】

Alicia: Cough cough cough!

Alicia: Will the next Honkai event occur in Changkong City?

Alicia: I'll go find Mebius and make the arrangements right away!

Pink Fairy: How are you going to explain your source of information?

Alicia: No need to explain. Mebius trusts me a lot. I didn't even ask me when I gave her the information before.

The pink fairy immediately became envious.

Pink Fairy: @Mebius, look at her!

Mebius: Haha.

Möbius: Before you question me, why don't you ask what Alicia did in front of that Möbius of hers?

Mebius: Is there anyone else who annoys me like you every other day?

Möbius: Do you know how much of my experimental progress has been delayed by more than half a year because of you!

Mebius: (A moth-to-a-flame curse) Alicia!

In the end, Mebius almost drove himself crazy with anger.

I couldn't help but lash out at Alicia in the group chat, oh no, I mean, I lashed out at the pink fairy lady.

However, Alicia was an innocent victim.

Because of his emotional outburst, Mebius no longer used the nickname "Pink Fairy" in the group chat.

Instead, he called her by her name directly.

Then Alicia also had to experience being scolded.

Seeing the emotional Möbius, both Ellie fell silent in the chat group.

【Ding dong! 】

Möbius: Whew~

So cool!

The resentment accumulated over tens of thousands of years has been released!

Alicia: ...I'm going to prepare for the defense of Changkong City. Huh? I remember MEi is also in Changkong City, isn't she?

I remember it was when I was in high school...

Pink Fairy: And Kevin too.

Möbius: He's probably useless now... I mean, he's not in any place where he's needed anymore.

Lin Mao: I just want to know how far things have gone between Hen and Blanca.

He still remembers his 'fiancée'.

"..."