Xingtie: My mission master joins the chat group.

"Qingque."

"Ok?"

"I met another you while I was helping others outside."

"Uh-huh?"

Qingque opened her eyes and looked up at Lin Mao.

“What is that? Another me? I don’t remember my mother ever giving birth to any other ‘Bluebirds’ besides me.”

"Someone read my thoughts and impersonated you, but because he was too polite when he was with me, I saw through him at a glance."

Qingque lay back down with a 'thud,' grumbling, 'Do you think I'm just an impolite person?'

"This is so upsetting! I'm going to report you to the fortune teller for slacking off all the time!"

He covered his head and said weakly, "After I wake up..."

Lin Mao has now developed the habit of waking up early, all in order to become a master of slacking off in chat groups.

Another thing is to report to the Great Black Tower.

Sending children to early education programs.

【Ding dong! 】

A new message came from the chat group. Lin Mao opened the chat group and immediately saw the message sent by Funina.

Fu Ningna: @Lin Mao, guess whose letter I received?

Lin Mao: Where is it from?

Funina: Winter's Kingdom.

Lin Mao: The Kingdom of Winter? Servant Arecino?

Funina: Oh, right!

Frynn: She wrote a letter to the House of Hearths, which was sent over urgently, informing you that the Seventh Executive, the puppet Sandone, had obtained a lot of information about you from her and wanted to upgrade her robot to defeat you.

Funina: But since I don't know how to contact you, I'm passing this information on to you through me.

Lin Mao: That's making a mountain out of a molehill.

There's no need to tell him about this at all.

Unless she believes that Sandone poses a real threat to her.

Big Black Tower: I think she did this to emphasize loyalty, worried that you might be unhappy about it and have thoughts like, 'I can not ask, but you cannot not tell.'

Subordinates are so cautious and careful, afraid of upsetting their superiors, and therefore they will avoid doing anything that might anger them.

Lin Mao: I'm not one of those capitalists?

Möbius: Isn't that right?

Lin Mao: Hey hey hey! Anyone in the group can say that about me, but not you!

Lin Mao: How much of what you have in your research institute did I help you procure?

Lin Mao: Did I ever ask you to produce any results? No, right? And you still call me a capitalist?

Mebius:......

Mebius couldn't even refute these words.

Xing: Confirmed.

Funina: Are you sure about what?

Xing: Lin Mao is indeed a lolicon. You see, everyone who fits the loli or has loli characteristics is treated specially by Lin Mao!

Xing: Lin Mao has absolutely no intention of showing any mercy to a woman like me, a man with such abundant resources!

Xing: Lin Mao! He! Is! A lolicon!

The Great Black Tower: Lolicon?

Xing: Hmm! Think about it, which people in the group have a friendly attitude towards Lin Mao?

Star: Let me list a few @Funina @ObsidianGrandma @Mebius, who else is there besides these? Never mind, these are enough to prove it!

Xing: @Daheita, can you tell me what common characteristics these people have?

The Great Black Tower: Never seen it, don't know.

Ying: You all have small breasts?

Xing: Although I don't want to admit it, you're right.

Isn't having small breasts a standard characteristic of a loli?

Anyway, she had never seen any loli with large breasts in real life.

It turns out!

Lin Mao is a lolicon!

The person being tagged in this comment was unhappy.

【Ding dong! 】

Funina:?

Obsidian Grandma: ?

Möbius: You two want to come and visit me, right?

Funina: Those two awful guys!

Obsidian Grandma: Grandma, I thought something was wrong. I opened my eyes and saw you two making fun of my figure.

Obsidian Grandma: Do you want to experience Grandma's iron fist?

Xing: @ObsidianGrandma, why not eat something else? Is it because there's nothing else?

The Great Black Tower: Was this a dying whisper?

Ying: @Xing, brother, I'll see you off.

Ying: @Grandma Obsidian, when are we leaving? We can go to Xing's place through Linmao. With Linmao around, we don't have to worry about not finding Xing.

Star: You're sending me off like this, aren't you?!

Obsidian Grandma: We'll talk about this at noon, after I wake up.

Funina: You're still not up?

Obsidian Grandma: I stayed up all night reading novels until the early hours of the morning before finally resting.

Funina: So now you...

Obsidian Grandma: Of course, it's in a dream. For a shaman like me, staying awake in a dream is as simple as it gets.

Ying: Envy.

Möbius: If you're envious, come to me.

Lin Mao: Mebius.

Mebius:......

Möbius: Okay, okay, I won't lie anymore!

Big Black Tower: Hehe, this is the first time I've seen you like this.

Miss Pink Fairy: We've seen her quite often over time, and Lin Mao is currently the only one in the group who can handle her.

Mebius owes Lin Mao far too much.

It's practically impossible to pay it all off.

Therefore, if Lin Mao takes things seriously, Mebius will most likely still side with him.

Although Möbius was known as the 'devil scientist' or 'evil scientist,' he was not an ungrateful person who did not know how to repay kindness.

To Miss Pink Fairy's words, Mebius simply replied with a 'heh'.

【Ding dong! 】

Ying: @Xing, weren't you the first to discover it? What's the trick?

Xing: I read online that if you spin a top on your desk before bed, you'll have a lucid dream when you enter your dream state.

Ying: There's another way? Let me try it.

try it?

If it succeeds, I'll eat it right away!

Xing smiled to herself. This method was just something she made up; it could only be done in movies.

After a while.

【Ding dong! 】

Ying: Holy crap! I did it!

Obsidian Grandma: Keep your mind focused and repeatedly remind yourself that you are in a dream, otherwise you will drift along with the dream state later.

Cetalli tells Ying about the ability to stay conscious?

Xing: Huh? You really succeeded? Using my method?

Xing was a little dumbfounded.

Ying: What else?

Isn't this method from the Star Cult?

Why does she look so shocked?

Ying realized what was happening.

Ying: You're not going to teach me if you don't know how yourself, are you?

Xing: No way? Cough cough cough! No way, how did I find out about this? By making things up?

Ying: Don't be so sure, it might actually be nonsense.

Xing rolled her eyes.

Star: Believe it or not.

Obsidian Grandma: Alright, I'll teach you all a dream-entering ritual of our Smoke Master. Doing it before bed will keep you conscious in your dreams.

Obsidian Grandma: But just a heads up, I don't recommend doing it every day, unless you're a very strong-willed person, otherwise you might experience cognitive problems.

Ying: Oh, it's nothing. I can just go to Lin Mao every now and then for some mental reinforcement.

Lin Mao: Do ​​you think this is a mental clinic?

Ying: I'll pay.

Lin Mao: How much?

Lin Mao: Cough cough cough, helping others is my motto. If you have any needs, you can come to me.

Lin Mao: But let's make this clear beforehand, bring your money, and if you don't have enough, be prepared to pay with your body!

Star: Men also pay with their bodies?

Lin Mao: Gender equality, isn't your statement discriminating against men?

He then casually slipped a hat onto Xing's head.

"..."