I brought five birds to eat and drink with my girlfriends in ancient times

"Snapped!"

A lump of semi-liquid substance with a hint of yellowish white suddenly fell from Shangguan Yue's face, sliding down her cheeks to her lips. Shangguan Yue licked it with her tongue. Hmm? It's a bit salty. What is it?

“Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…”

Across from him was a fat, white, round boy, about eight or nine years old, who was pointing his sausage-like index finger at Shangguan Yue. He was laughing so hard that his waist was tilted and his body was shaking.

"Hahaha! Bird shit...shit girl..."

Shangguan Yue was born in the countryside in her previous life. What's the big deal about bird shit? She has never seen chicken shit, cow shit, or pig shit. What's the big deal?

But it’s different from what I’ve seen and eaten. It’s too strong, and I feel a little… “Ugh…”

But now the feeling of hunger made her very irritable, especially when she saw the little fat boy laughing so hard that he was out of breath, she became even angrier!

Shangguan Yue walked to the fat boy, scraped the bird droppings on the corner of his lips with her index finger, and then wiped it on the fat boy's mouth with her backhand.

"Fatty Shit! This is fresh out of the oven! Come and try it together."

"Ugh... Ugh... Wow wow wow wow... I... I'm going to kill you! Kill you little beggar!"

The fat boy cursed while retching and wiping his mouth vigorously with his sleeves.

"Kill me? Come on, come on! If you don't come, you're a fat bastard! Hahaha!"

"Ugh...wow...I'll tell my prince brother to kill you!"

"What? Prince brother?"

Shangguan Yue was shocked. She had only been here for a day and a night, and she hadn't even come to terms with this blow yet. She was about to be beheaded before she even had time to sit down? No way! Her little neck immediately felt cold.

Shangguan Yue then took a closer look. The little fat boy was wearing red brocade-like clothes with auspicious clouds embroidered on the edges. The golden little crown made Shangguan Yue's eyes a little dazzled.

"Are you really the prince's brother?"

Ka! Is it a prince? Oh my god!

He even smeared shit on the prince's mouth. Now it's either shit or death!

Oh my God! Oh my God! Please save her!

She just arrived! Is she going to die? Others who travel through time are either the group's favorite or have cheats, either omnipotent or just lying around and doing nothing.

But she was a poor woman, a little kid, not only poor, but also unwanted by everyone. Now she even had to move her head...

As Shangguan Yue thought about it, she also became sad.

“Wow! Wow wow wow wow…”

The earth-shaking crying drowned out the crying of the little fat boy(?д?; ).

Never make a desperate little woman cry, because the sound of her howling is not something an ordinary person can make.

"You, you, what's wrong with you? I was bullied by you, why are you crying louder than me?"

"You have parents who love you, you have fine clothes and delicious food, and you are still a prince. Do you believe it? I am still the eldest daughter, but I don't have parents who love me, and I still don't have enough food to eat and warm clothes to wear.

Look at me, I am so skinny that only bones are left. If you don’t believe me, just touch me and see that there is no flesh at all! Wow…wow…wow!”

"That's right. Just now, seeing your ragged clothes and skinny body, I thought you were a beggar who sneaked into the general's mansion."

You are the beggar, your whole family are beggars. Shangguan Yue was so angry that her lungs were about to explode, but this little fat guy is a prince, it would be a waste not to hug his thigh when he bumps into her.

And seeing that he is dumb and silly, he should be easy to please. It would be nice to get some food or money. !

"My father is Shangguan Yan, and my mother is Li Junlan. But my father is away at war all year round, and my mother is sick. I am an abandoned child, and my aunt is in charge of the family. I have never had a full meal!"

Shangguan Yue covered her face and sobbed, while looking at the little fat boy through her fingers.

She is so miserable, why doesn’t this little fat guy quickly give her some money? It’s really making her anxious and she’s so hungry!

The little fat boy was feeling very conflicted, the osmanthus cake he got from the prince was so delicious that he couldn't bear to finish it and was holding it in his arms to keep it warm!

But this little girl is so thin, she's almost starving to death. It would be pitiful if she starved to death if we don't give her food.

The little fat boy took some out and put some back in.

Shangguan Yue was so angry that her head almost burned.

You are so stingy and fussy when you take something! I really want to just grab it!

But no, this is a golden thigh! She had to endure it and learn to be a lady. Keep smiling, keep smiling, keep a fart! She had to stay pitiful.

Can't this little fat guy just be more straightforward? He keeps hesitating...