I brought five birds to eat and drink with my girlfriends in ancient times

Chapter 1: Scumbag’s Quotes: Drink More Hot Water

China G City 23: H Bar

Chen Bianbian, her best friend, poured wine into her mouth one after another with tears and snot. Shangguan Yue pressed her hand hard and snatched the wine away.

"Just let me drink myself to death! Do you know what he did? He actually had a woman outside! That woman even texted me! I gave up everything and came from Province S, which is over a thousand kilometers away, for him. Why... in just a few years, he has changed!"

Chen Bianbian fell to the ground, holding his head and crying.

Shangguan Yue felt a little bitter in her mouth. She had witnessed the blossoming of her best friend Chen Bianbian's love, but the fruit of this love withered just as it began to grow. Are men so easy to change their hearts and be fickle?

Is it because there are too many temptations in this world, or is it human nature that there is no absolute loyalty and devotion nowadays, only fast-food love.

She can barely be considered someone who has had two boyfriends.

Well, the first one is a senior from college who is good at public speaking.

He asked her about her health and told her to drink more hot water, as if hot water could cure all diseases.

He sent her messages on a certain message board all day long, and his fingers became wrinkled. He said typing was the evidence of love that could last a lifetime.

I'm calling by voice.

Everyone in the dormitory said it was true love!

She was also very touched at that time.

They were going to go their separate ways after graduation, which was quite sad, as no one would work for her for free anymore.

Seeing how delicate and weak he was, crying loudly and unwilling to leave, she felt a little reluctant to do so as well.

What’s fucked up is that after less than a year of long-distance relationship, he got married to a local rich second-generation woman.

He just got married and then said that she was cold-hearted. In fact, he was quite attracted by her looks. If she was a rich second-generation, he would have stayed together long ago.

At the end, she said to get married early, because it's hard for an old, single woman to get married. Go away, it's none of his business whether I get married or not!

Another blind date masterpiece of my mother, this one is a local weirdo. Upon meeting her, she questioned her family members, then examined her income and expenses, and was even picky about the vegetables she bought.

Bargaining for marriage and having children is like a business transaction.

Shangguan Yue would never settle for marrying a stingy man!

But thinking of her mother's abnormal urging to get married...

Shangguan Yue took a big sip of the wine. The wine tasted bad, but she still yearned for it and gradually sank into it...

The two of them just drank one bottle each...drinks! Shangguan Yue smiled... Chen Bianbian cried...

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Nanyue Kingdom - General's Mansion

Spring:

The spring breeze is gentle, the sky is blue and the earth is green, creating a beautiful scenery.

I don't know when the plaque of the General's Mansion of Loyalty and Bravery was removed and replaced with a brand new and shiny plaque of the General's Mansion of Protecting the Nation. The characters on the plaque are vigorous and powerful, like a swimming dragon.

At this time, the place is crowded with people, very lively and bustling.

A long line of four-horse Maseratis lined up with cards to register for entry into the palace.

Men and women, young and old, dressed in red and green, all look the same, only teeth can be seen, no eyes...

"Really? That's boring!"

In the Rose Courtyard, Shangguan Yue, who was sitting on a branch of a big tree against the wall, muttered a few words, then slipped down the tree and walked back to her own yard in boredom.

The terrain of the Palace of the Great General Protector of the Nation is in the shape of a crescent, with the main gate at the head of the moon and the Rose Courtyard at the tail of the moon. The beginning and the tail are close to each other, but walking in the palace will make your embroidered shoes worn out.

Outside the wall is a wide road, which is also one of the only ways to and from the mansion.

Shangguan Yue was walking on the quiet path with a leaf in her mouth. She was small and her clothes were so washed that they looked so white that you couldn't tell their original color.

The cloth shoes were almost without soles, and it was impossible to tell what color they were originally. All I could see were toes trying to stick out from the toes to cool off.

There is a small courtyard in front, and the fence wall is covered with roses of various colors. The spring breeze blows and the fragrance of flowers is in the air.

The gate and walls of the courtyard are very old, and it can be seen that they have been there for quite some time. The house is owned by a waiter, and although it is old, it is very clean. The most eye-catching thing in front of the courtyard is the morning glory vine swing.

Shangguan Yue sat on the swing and swung slowly. The hustle and bustle in the front yard seemed like two different worlds here.

“Alas! Alas!” “Alas!”…

Shangguan Yue sighed countless times. When she woke up and opened her eyes, she thought it was all just a dream. However, she closed her eyes and opened them again countless times to confirm that she had really come to this hellish place where no one would know if she died and even birds wouldn't come to shit.

She was drinking with her best friend Chen Bianbian! Didn't she fall asleep while drunk? When she woke up, she found that she had shrunk and was scared to death. Finally, she took over the child's brain and realized that this was also a poor little person.

Not only did her father not love her, he might have even forgotten her existence. Moreover, he had been away from home fighting for many years and rarely came back, only once every few years. The original owner had even forgotten what he looked like.

Mother, there is a mother, but it seems like there is no mother. She has never taken care of Shangguan Yue. After giving birth to Shangguan Yue, she said that she was not feeling well. She hid in her room for many years and never came out. Maybe she would not come out even if the child died.

It's so lively today but it seems to have nothing to do with Shangguan Yue. Who would have known that the eldest daughter of a legitimate wife lives such a miserable life.

Her father, Shangguan Yan, joined the army at the age of 13. People said he was brave and good at fighting, and had both courage and strategy. It took him 8 years to be promoted from a small soldier to a deputy general.

Shangguan Yan has always been loved by the commander, and is the one the commander has focused on training to succeed him. Unexpectedly, the enemy suddenly attacked and seriously injured the commander. Shangguan Yan not only saved the commander, but also defeated the enemy, creating a feat of getting the defeated country to sign a 20-year agreement not to invade South Vietnam.

The emperor was very happy because the long-standing problem of being invaded by enemy countries for decades was solved, and he specially appointed Shangguan Yan as the general of protecting the country.

As for promotion and salary increase, of course there will be a big banquet, and all kinds of people will come to curry favor with them to see if they can find some benefits and help each other!

Shangguan Yue touched her stomach and felt a little hungry. She was only seven years old and in the growing stage. She would be very hungry if she didn't eat.

There is plenty of food in the front yard today. I should think of a way to find something to eat. Anyway, I can’t go back for the time being, and I can’t starve to death!

Brushing off the dust on her hands, Shangguan Yue put her hands on her waist and looked up at the blue sky. How come all the white clouds seemed to have disappeared?

I'm so hungry! Everything looks like food.

Shangguan Yue had never committed murder or arson in her previous life, nor had she done anything wrong! Why did you throw her into this godforsaken place? God, you are so cruel! Could it be that if she was allowed to be a bad guy in the future, she would still be favored by the group?

"Snapped!"

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