I brought five birds to eat and drink with my girlfriends in ancient times

The little fat boy is still struggling mentally...

"Brother Prince, do you have anything to eat?"

Shangguan Yue was really speechless that a prince could be so stingy.

But what Shangguan Yue didn’t know was, is it easy to snatch food from a foodie’s mouth?

"Yes... Here, for you."

The fat boy seemed to have made a great decision. He suddenly took out an oil-paper bag, turned his back and handed it to Shangguan Yue.

"What's coming from?"

Shangguan Yue took it and opened the oil paper. It turned out to be two pieces of sweet-scented osmanthus cake. The extremely hungry Shangguan Yue finished it in three or four bites. Oh my! She stuffed it too quickly and almost rolled her eyes.

"Hey, hey, hey! Bird shit sister, eat slower, the way you eat is so scary!"

"You are the fat bastard! I have a name, Shangguan Yue, don't call me that anymore, or I'll beat you up... and ignore you!"

Shangguan Yue said after swallowing the osmanthus cake with great effort.

This is the prince, a walking, living golden pineapple! You have to coax him well before you can hug him!

"My name is Xiao Xun, you can call me Brother Xun, I'm 9 years old."

"What? You said your name is pee?" Shangguan Yue wanted to laugh but couldn't, and she could hardly hold it back.

In ancient times, people were very secretive when going to the toilet, and even the words "toilet" and "going to the toilet" were not often used.

People outside usually say "change clothes", which is so polite. Even taking a shit is called "going to the toilet", so no one in this world knows what peeing means.

"Isn't this name nice? My father and my mother both call me Xun'er."

"That sounds good! Brother Xiaopi, do you and your brother the Crown Prince have the same father? Ah... bah bah bah! Do you have the same mother?"

"No! What's wrong?"

"Oh! It's nothing. Just asking, brother Xiaopi, do you have any money? I don't have money to buy clothes."

I'm just trying to cheat you out of this difficult time! Oh my! What's the point of cheating? I'm just borrowing it to get by.

"Silver? I don't have any, but I have this. Oh! Since you are so poor, I'll give it to you. I'll give you this too."

The fat boy grabbed a handful of gold leaves from the small bag hanging on his right waist and stuffed them into Shangguan Yue's hand. Then he pulled off the emerald green jade pendant on his left waist and stuffed it into Shangguan Yue's hand.

"This jade pendant was given to me by my brother, the Crown Prince. With this, you can eat for free at any restaurant in the city that has the word 'Xiao' on it!"

Shangguan Yue almost jumped up. She really wanted to take a bite of the little fat boy while holding him. What kind of warm baby was this? He would give her whatever she thought of.

"Thank you, Brother Xun. Thank you so much. I will definitely pay you back when I become rich!"

Let’s wait until we become rich! Don’t miss it.

Although she has no space, no plug-ins, and no decathlon, she has free food and drinks and money to spend. She just wants to be a salted fish! She doesn't want to make herself too hard.

My previous life was too hard.

"No need, sister Birdshit... ka... sister Yue'er, you don't have to be so polite. I have a lot of these, and they are not usually useful."

Kang Kang, this is the difference between people, the difference between the poor and the rich.

Shangguan Yue secretly made a decision. How could she, a modern person spanning thousands of years, live as a pauper in ancient times?

"Then I will remember Brother Xun's kindness."

"My dear little ancestor! Oh, my dear little ancestor, I finally found you. Why did you come to this godforsaken place? If the Crown Prince knew that you followed him secretly, something would go wrong. I would have to use my old head to inlay the city walls. Oh..."

An old man with half-white hair and a loud duck voice came running over in a hurry.

"Eunuch Wang, I won't go back. Isn't the Crown Prince coming to the banquet soon? He said he would bring me along. I just came a little early."

"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince will not arrive until 3 p.m., so you should go back with me first, and then you can go back with His Royal Highness the Crown Prince."

"Father-in-law! Isn't this too much trouble? If I don't go back, can't you see me playing with sister Yue'er?"

Eunuch Wang, who was pulling the fat boy for a 360-degree inspection, only then did he notice Shangguan Yue next to him.

"Hey! Where did you come from, you little beggar? Do you know that this is my noble little prince? Go away! Get away!"

Oh! He turned out to be a dog eunuch who bullies the weak.

"Snapped!"

A large piece of bird shit fell on the hat of the dog supervisor, and the dog supervisor was still talking.

Shangguan Yue was confused. She looked at the bird circling in the sky and thought for the first time that the bird was quite cute.

"Eunuch Li, she is not a beggar, she is..., Ka! This bird shit, this..."

The little fat man was also confused. Is this bird a spirit? Why does it always like to poop on other people's heads? There are so many empty spaces, how can it poop so accurately?

Can't figure it out.

"Your Highness, the prince has been looking for you for a long time. If he brings you out and loses you, how will he explain to the emperor? Let's go back quickly! Don't run around by yourself anymore."

Bara bara a bunch of...

And then he pulled the fat boy away.

Looking at the gold leaf and jade pendant in her hand, Shangguan Yue's mouth twitched. Hum! My old lady's salted fish life is about to begin...

Wow! I am so happy. It is so easy for a fool to give away his first pot of gold. Hahaha! …