Zhu Chao accompanied me to watch short videos

Three Kingdoms.

Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang fell silent again.

The only difference is that this time the person who was embarrassed changed from Zhuge Liang to Liu Bei.

Liu Bei's straw sandals were almost torn apart when he caught a glimpse of the pity deep in Zhuge Liang's eyes.

Even if others don't know, how could he not know? This unofficial history is pure nonsense made up by the eunuchs - nonsense that seems reasonable and logical, but in fact cannot stand up to scrutiny.

It was six years ago that his second brother Guan Yu was captured, even if that shameless Cao Cao really defiled his wife.

If there was a child, it would have been born long ago.

But in fact, he has never had a child. If Mrs. Gan had not been pregnant this year, he would have wanted to see a doctor.

"Uncle, don't worry about it. It's just a fabrication made up by later generations. No one will take it seriously. Please have some tea." This time it was Zhuge Liang's turn to comfort Liu Bei.

Hiss~ Why does this sound so familiar?

Liu Bei didn't have time to think about it, and quickly replied: "Yes, yes, this is indeed a fabrication by later generations, and it doesn't stand up to scrutiny at all."

He raised the teacup, looked down, and the smile on his face froze instantly.

Green...green tea. (Green tea leaves)

He suppressed the turmoil in his heart, tried not to think too much, and took a sip reluctantly.

Why does Po Tianmu always pick on people of our time to make a fuss about them? What about people from other dynasties? Don’t they have their own unofficial history?

……

Tang Dynasty.

"Hahahahaha."

"It's so funny, I can't stop laughing."

Li Shimin clapped his thighs and laughed so hard that tears came out.

Ever since Tianmu started playing the video about unofficial history, he has never stopped laughing.

Unofficial history is funny, and the comments of later generations are even funnier.

"This group of descendants really have too much imagination."

As soon as he finished speaking, the scene on the sky changed.

[Fourth, it is said that the Tang Emperor Li Shimin had a hobby that was different from that of ordinary people, that is, he liked to eat the flesh of his father Li Yuan. ]

——"Pfft! Don't be too outrageous, hhhhhhh."

——"This hobby, well...it's hard to comment on."

——"This seems to be true, but the description is a bit exaggerated. The Zizhi Tongjian records that after the Xuanwu Gate Incident, Li Shimin went to Li Yuan to ask for his forgiveness and sucked Li Yuan's nipples. The original words were 'knelt down and sucked the upper breast, wailing for a long time'."

——"What? Li Yuan was waiting for him with his bare chest (sweating soybeans)"

——"Maybe he took off his armor, took off his armor! Take off his armor! I asked you to take off your armor! Maybe it was this famous scene at that time. (Dog head)"

——"It should be just an exaggeration. Did she throw herself into Li Yuan's arms and cry bitterly?"

——"It should be a reference to the story of a lamb kneeling to suckle its mother's milk. But it's not certain. After all, the Li family is not of pure Han descent. At that time, sucking the father's milk seemed to be a custom of the Xianbei people."

——"A lamb kneels to suckle its mother, and a crow feeds its parents in return. Isn't that from the "Xian Wen Zeng Guang"? That was written during the Ming Dynasty, right?"

——"The New Book of Tang records that Li Yuan 'had three breasts and was kind and generous', but it is unknown which one Li Er sucked."

——"My goodness, this unofficial history is even more outrageous than the legend that Li Shimin took possession of his sister-in-law."

……

Tang Dynasty.

"I'm your mother!"

"Which little bastard in later generations wrote this history book? You'd better pray that I can't find your ancestors!" Li Shimin roared in helplessness and anger.

He, who had just been gloating, now had a face as black as the bottom of a pot.

It would be fine if it was just unofficial history, and everyone would just listen to it for fun, but the "Zizhi Tongjian" is obviously not unofficial history, and it also says "knelt down and sucked breasts". Isn't this nonsense? He was such an old man, could he still crawl into his father's clothes to suck breasts?

Even if I want to describe his crying, can't I use other words instead?

Look at how these records that have been passed down to later generations have been distorted.

Li Shimin was sure that in that situation, if he really dared to lift up Li Yuan's clothes and eat his breasts, his father would really fight him to the death.

Tai Chi Palace.

Li Yuan, who had just contributed to the population growth of the Tang Dynasty, blushed when he saw the contents of the sky curtain.

What is this and what?

Sucking your own breast?

Li Yuan subconsciously looked down and shuddered.

If Erlang had really dared to do this, he would have slapped him in the face even if it cost him his life!

No!

Erlang must personally supervise the process of compiling history, otherwise these historians may really adopt such a statement!

If even the history of the Tang Dynasty records it this way, then there is no way to clear yourself of the blame even if you jump into the Yellow River.

Just when Li Er and his son were about to lose their minds, the sky changed again.

[5. It is said that when Zhu Yuanzhang summoned the wealthy businessman Shen Wansan, he pointed to a plate of pig's trotters and asked Shen Wansan what the dish was called.

Shen Wansan replied, "This is called a pig's trotter. Because this pig's trotter is very round, it is also called a pig's round palm. Because it weighs eight taels and eight cents, it is also called a pig's weight eight. In addition, this pig's trotter has more fat than lean meat, so it is also called a pig's fat." Because this pig is five years and four months old, it is also called Zhu Wusi, which is taken from the youngest pig in the litter, so it is also called Zhu Di.

This dish needs to be roasted in a blast furnace, so it is also called pig-grilled. It tastes best when eaten with chicken, so it is also called pig-chicken.

——"Hahahaha, grab the bamboo shoots. You've grabbed all the bamboo shoots on the mountain."

——"This is the most outrageous time that Lao Zhu has been criticized. (Covering his face)"

——"That's not true. I saw someone on a certain website a few days ago saying that Lao Zhu was selling hooks. That was the most outrageous thing."

——"Isn't Shen Wansan wanted by all his clans? Hahahaha."

——"Didn't Shen Wansan answer Wan Santi? This is Ye Shang Jia Ye, super doubled?"

——"Zhu Yuanzhang: This is wrong. This thing weighs nine taels and nine coins, with enough skin and meat. It's better to call it "pig nine clans" (execute nine clans)."

——"Hahaha, the person above is still talented. Shen Wansan: What's wrong with killing all ten of my clans?"

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Ming Dynasty

Netizens were making jokes, but Lao Zhu was furious.

"Grass! Grass! Grass!"

Zhu Yuanzhang's angry curses echoed throughout the hall.

Just now he was mocking Li Er for liking to suck milk, but he didn't expect that it would be his turn so soon.

It would be fine if this unofficial history only said this about him, after all, he was often looked down upon when he was a beggar.

But this unofficial history actually involved Biao'er, which he could not tolerate!

He could foresee that when people ate pig's trotters in the future, they would definitely think of this unofficial history.

Do we have to order the people to avoid eating pork, just like the Tang Dynasty did?

It seems that this is not feasible. The people of the Tang Dynasty could choose not to eat carp, but the people of the Ming Dynasty could not choose not to eat pork. The people only saw meat a few times a year. If they were not allowed to eat even pork, they would curse their ancestors to death.

snort!

The common people cannot be touched, but it is no problem to punish the extremely wealthy.

Shen Wansan, right? Let me see how rich you are and how you are worthy of eating at the same table with us. This unofficial history might have been spread by your descendants, so it’s not too much to discipline you, the ancestor, first, right?

Zhu Yuanzhang knew that this unofficial history was mostly fabricated by later generations.

so what?

One reason is enough!