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Chapter 31: History Wilder Than Wild Dogs

Luo Li exited the search page with a dejected look on her face. She admitted that she was too presumptuous this time.

It turns out there are people who can sing to this level.

admire! admire!

Luo Li took a deep breath, and after the melody in her mind faded a little, she clicked on the next video.

[A list of wild histories that are wilder than wild dogs. Not only are they wild, but they are also historical. Funny and amazing comments on wild histories.]

Wild history wilder than wild dogs?

This title is interesting. I want to see how wild it is.

I read official history all night yesterday, so today I must read some unofficial history to give it a try!

……

See new title.

The ancient people who had been tortured to death regained their spirits and looked up at the sky with curiosity.

Everyone has a gossipy heart, and the ancients are no exception.

However, in their perception, unofficial history is nothing more than some interesting anecdotes heard from others. How unofficial can it be?

Those who revise history sometimes have to refer to some unofficial history, which shows that unofficial history may not be entirely wrong.

With this idea in mind, the ancient people were once again taught a lesson by modern netizens.

[1. It is said that Huang Yueying was actually Sima Yi in disguise, in order to stay by Zhuge Liang's side and find out Zhuge Liang's temperament. After Sima Yi got the information he needed, he left quietly.

Later, Zhuge Liang learned the truth and gave Sima Yi women's clothing during the Northern Expedition, hoping that he would return to him as Huang Yueying. However, Sima Yi did not respond, which made Zhuge Liang extremely sad and he eventually died of illness at Wuzhangyuan.

——"This is true. I was Prime Minister Zhuge's pillow. I was there at the time."

——"I am the bed, I see you."

——"According to unofficial history, Zhuge Liang's plan to empty the city was to end Sima Yi's losing streak."

——"Why is Sima Yi's bond a lucky star? He still has to go on a losing streak."

[2. According to unofficial historical records, Zhou Yu actually faked his death. He made a small hole in the coffin for breathing, but this trick was soon discovered by Prime Minister Zhuge Liang, who then threw himself on the coffin and pretended to cry, but secretly sealed the hole with his hands in an attempt to suffocate Zhou Yu to death.

Zhou Yu had difficulty breathing and desperately sucked on the prime minister's fingers, but the prime minister had been prepared and had smeared a deadly poison on his fingers beforehand, so Zhou Yu's fake death turned into real death.

——"It's fake at first glance. Zhou Yu was obviously alive. He pretended to be Huang Yueying and wanted to steal Prime Minister Zhuge's four-wheeled vehicle technology. In the end, he was found out and fled to Wei State and changed his name to Sima Yi."

——"I think what you said is true. Think about it. When the Prime Minister and Huang Yueying were in London at night, Huang Yueying smiled charmingly, got out of bed and said, 'Kong Ming, I am Gongjin'. I guess the Prime Minister's heart must have been shattered at that time."

——"Fuck, are you a devil upstairs? I can imagine the scene in my mind."

——"I don't know if it's wild or not, but history is really shit."

——"No wonder, when Zhou Yu died, Zhuge Liang went to pay tribute, but when Zhuge Liang died, Zhou Yu did not go to pay tribute. I originally thought that Zhou Yu was petty, but it turned out that they had a falling out because of this. (dog head)"

——"This is really true. I remember watching a TV series when I was a kid, and it had this exact plot."

……

Three Kingdoms.

"fart!"

"Fuck your mother's fart!"

Zhou Yu’s defense was instantly broken after seeing the explosive remarks on the sky curtain.

He licked the finger of this man named Zhuge Liang in order to survive?

Which bastard wrote this? Does it have anything to do with history?

It's clearly slander and rumor!

He is not a fool. His breathing hole is blocked. Can't he use his hands to pry open Zhuge Liang's fingers?

Couldn't he kick the coffin? Couldn't he scream?

Do you have to lick someone's fingers?

Sun Quan on the side curled up in fear. Could he say that he actually enjoyed watching it?

After thinking about the consequences of saying this, Sun Quan shut his mouth reluctantly.

It was the first time he saw Zhou Yu, who was always calm and elegant, break down his defenses.

He clearly remembered that just now Zhou Yu looked calm and said that such unconfirmed history need not be taken seriously.

How is this different from what we agreed on? The way you point your fan to the sky and breathe out sweet fragrance, you don't look like you don't care.

……

Longzhong.

Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang looked at each other in bewilderment after visiting Zhuge Liang for the second time.

For a moment, neither of them knew what to say.

"Ahem, don't worry about it, sir. This is just a fabrication by later generations. No one will take it seriously."

After all, he needed help from others, so Liu Bei was the first to speak to comfort him.

Zhuge Liang: "..."

It's obvious that Uncle Liu doesn't know how to comfort people.

Don't worry about it. Just now, the curve of your mouth was almost reaching your ears. How could I not care?

Also, listen to the laughter in the yard that is louder than thunder.

Your third brother... isn't he a little too rude?

Liu Bei obviously also heard Zhang Fei's laughter. In fact, he really wanted to explain that his third brother had been very restrained.

……

【3. According to unofficial history, Liu Chan was not actually Liu Bei's son, but Cao Cao's son. When Cao Cao captured Xuzhou City, he captured Guan Yu and Liu Bei's two wives. Cao Cao, who loved married women, certainly would not let these two beautiful women go. So he secretly got together with the two wives without telling Guan Yu, and that's how Liu Chan was born.

This is also the reason why the two wives were able to remain unharmed when Guan Yu rode alone for thousands of miles. Later, Liu Bei discovered that Liu Chan was not his son, so he deliberately abandoned Liu Chan at Changbanpo.

However, Zhao Yun was unaware of the inside story, which was why he went in and out of Changbanpo seven times. The reason why no one shot an arrow at him was because Cao Cao knew that the child in Zhao Yun's arms was his son, so he couldn't bear to kill him and finally let Zhao Yun go.

After Zhao Yun met Liu Bei, Liu Bei saw that Liu Chan was not dead, so he threw him to the ground in anger. In fact, he did not do this to win people's hearts, but to show his true feelings.

Later, Liu Chan opened the city gates and surrendered because he knew his life experience and wanted to return to Wei to enjoy his life.

——"Fuck, this makes so much sense, everything can be explained now. (dog head)"

——"I was wondering why Guan Erye always wears a green hat. It turns out he was reminding Liu Bei. (Laughing to death)"

——"If you say so, then I understand. Guan Erye reminded Liu Bei every day, but Liu Bei still didn't understand, and finally his face turned red."

——"No, I remember that Zhao Yun was able to go in and out seven times because he was wearing a white robe with a jade face, his hair was disheveled, and he was holding Ah Dou in his arms, full of love and tenderness. Cao Cao mistook him for someone else's wife, so Cao Cao ordered that he could only be captured alive and not killed."

——"No, no, Zhao Yun was able to go in and out seven times because he was very brave and had great martial arts skills. It's a pity that he died of cholecystitis. Although cholecystitis is not fatal, Zhao Yun was very brave and died of pain."

——"Fuck, I thought the person upstairs was a serious person, but I didn't expect you to give me such a sudden turn of events."

——"No wonder the unofficial history says that Gou Jian was most afraid of Zhao Yun. It turns out that because of his courage, Gou Jian could not even compare to him."

——"So that's how it is. I said that Prime Minister Zhuge Liang mentioned the late emperor many times in his "Departure to the Capital", but Liu Chan did not use the late emperor. It turns out that it was because he was thrown away in the past and he holds a grudge. (Dog head)"

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