Zhu Chao accompanied me to watch short videos

tomorrow.

After Zhu Yuanzhang fiddled with the small skylight for a while, he looked at Zhu Biao and said, "Biao'er, can't you see the words [Projection] on the skylight?"

"I can't see it, but I can see the small skylight in front of my father." Zhu Biao answered honestly.

"It's okay, Dad will give you another one."

"It shouldn't work. Father, you have already voted for one."

"Let's try it first. If it doesn't work, I'll give you this small one. I'm old and my eyesight isn't very good. It's better to look at something bigger."

As he spoke, Zhu Yuanzhang stretched out his finger and pointed at the word "Projection" on the skylight again.

[Do you want to use the privileges of the ruler of the world? ]

【whether】

Looking at the small words appearing on the sky curtain, Zhu Yuanzhang nodded [Yes] without hesitation.

This operation was much more complicated than before. Not only did Zhu Yuanzhang need to use his privileges, but Zhu Biao also needed to fill in his name, date of birth and the like.

After working for a long time, the two of them finally made a small skylight for Zhu Biao.

Seeing Zhu Biao having fun dragging the small skylight, Zhu Yuanzhang's "greedy" nature was immediately exposed.

"If you have this treasure, shouldn't you give one to our eldest sister? The second and third brothers can also use it..."

Zhu Yuanzhang muttered to himself as he made a dozen small skylights in one go. If he could remember other people's birth dates, he would have continued.

Zhu Biao looked at the dense "black bricks" surrounding Old Zhu, and the corners of his mouth twitched involuntarily.

This... is to build a house?

……

That night, Luo Li had a rare good sleep.

It is said that wealth nourishes people, and now it seems that it is indeed true.

Normally, she would have two or three dreams after a night’s sleep. After waking up, she felt as if she had had a fight with someone, and her body ached all over.

This night was great. I slept straight through until dawn and felt refreshed and energetic.

“I feel great when I wake up in the morning and open the window!”

After opening her eyes, Luo Li hummed a little tune and picked up her cell phone.

Although she neither got up nor opened the window, it did not prevent her from being in a good mood.

It’s another day of making money while lying down. How can I not be happy?

Genshin Impact, start!

Mistake, try again.

Fighter, start!

The screen stayed on the initial interface for two seconds before starting to play the video.

[Live playback of the passionate singing of "Love Traffic Light". 】

In the video, a man with a square head that looks like an electric meter box is shaking his head and preparing to sing passionately. (Hey, it’s okay for me to play with the level 8 light board, right? Don’t blame me, don’t blame me.)

[I walked and stopped, not daring to move forward rashly, the drizzle mercilessly blurred my eyes~]

[How many times have you predicted our love~]

[How can we possibly stay together after meeting by chance...]

[Love traffic lights, do you really have a good signal? You should go when you should go and stop when you should stop~]

——"A conscientious anchor, who doesn't promote products or advertise, is just torturing people!"

——"If it's not my friend, who is always nagging him to sing???"

——"Since I changed this song he sang to my ringtone, no one has called me a second time."

——"Why does it feel so noisy even when it's silent?"

——"My son cried after hearing it. (Smile)"

——"My mom told me to get out and listen (slap in the face)"

——"My phone fell into the crack of the bed, and I listened to it for more than two hours. I already think it sounds pretty good."

——"If it doesn't work, let him bring some goods. It's not a good idea to keep singing all the time."

Damn, the devil’s sound is everywhere!

Luo Li subconsciously covered her ears, but the outrageous melody, the broken voice, the singing voice that seemed to have been kissed by a Tengu, and the song that was so out of tune that it reached the Himalayas, still mercilessly invaded her mind, lingering in it, and could not be dispelled for a long time.

Oh no, I’ve been brainwashed. What a powerful illusion!

Masaka, is it another god?

Looking at the "electricity meter box" in the picture, it has stood up at some point, holding a microphone, singing the hymn of death, dancing, and closing its eyes in ecstasy from time to time.

Luo Li fell into deep self-doubt.

As a human being, we cannot, or at least should not, sing like this.

Even the "lark" in her dormitory thought it sounded unpleasant, so it was really no different from the cry of a crow.

Mostly intentional.

Luo Li didn't believe it and clicked on the related search, and then all dynasties began to suffer with her...

……

Qin Dynasty.

Although it was only the fourth watch, Ying Zheng had already finished washing up and sat at his desk to start handling government affairs.

As the first generation king of college entrance exams, he only slept for two hours a day. He felt that sleeping for a quarter of an hour more was a waste of life.

At this moment, he was fully devoted to his work.

suddenly!

The small skylight placed in front of him shone brightly, and then a short-haired man appeared in the screen.

[I walked and stopped, not daring to move forward rashly, the drizzle mercilessly blurred my eyes...]

???

The sudden noise attack startled Ying Zheng's pen and it dropped.

He looked at the sky expressionlessly, his majestic face very calm.

But from his slightly shaking body, it can be seen that he was tense at this moment, trying his best to suppress the urge to punch the sky.

Blanch!

……

Han Dynasty.

Liu Che was sleeping soundly at this time.

After hearing "Kathka's big move", he instantly jumped up from the bed.

He looked around in panic and asked, "Where did the wolf come from? Why is there a wolf in the palace?"

"Someone, come quickly!"

After seeing the source of the sound, Liu Che fell silent.

The only melody in the entire hall was "I just bought you an iPhone 5, you wanted 5s, I just bought you an iPhone 6..." playing in a loop.

The attendant eunuch Cui Zhicheng stood to one side, with his head bowed and his face solemn, without even his gaze shifting.

He has been professionally trained and will not laugh no matter how funny something is.

But it is easy to put on a show, but it is impossible to suppress the thoughts in one's heart.

Based on his understanding of Liu Che, he had no idea how Liu Che was cursing in his heart, and in a very dirty way.

……

Tang Dynasty.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

Li Shimin covered his ears in pain and rolled back and forth on the bed.

Back then, when he led 3,000 soldiers and defeated Dou Jiande's army of 100,000, he never suffered such a punishment!

It was simply worse than killing him.

As a last resort, Li Shimin got out of bed with panda-like dark circles under his eyes and was helped by the young eunuch.

Fuck you.

These songs sound unpleasant at first glance, but if you calm down and listen carefully, you will find that... they are even more damn unpleasant!

And not only is this tune unpleasant to the ear, it’s also incredibly stubborn.

The scene in his mind had already started to play in an automatic loop, and his mind was filled with "I walked and stopped, not daring to move forward rashly, the misty drizzle mercilessly blurred my eyes~"

……

tomorrow.

Since the more than ten small sky screens that Lao Zhu bought yesterday have not been given away yet, he also experienced the 360-degree surround sound effect early this morning.

As soon as the person in the sky opened his mouth, Old Zhu's head almost exploded.

Queen Ma was so annoyed that she kicked him off the bed and drove him out of the bedroom.

Zhu Yuanzhang walked in the palace, like a mobile loudspeaker, and could be heard from hundreds of meters away [Love traffic lights, are your signals effective?]

He didn't know whether the signal was working or not, but his brain was about to stop working.

The penetrating sound made him dizzy. Besides, he had never used this high-tech technology before, so he could only release it but not retract it.

He was sweating profusely, but he still didn't understand how to put the small skylight back.

In the end, he just gave up and lay in despair on the small bed in Wuying Palace with a look of despair on his face.

Tired, destroy it!