Zhu Chao accompanied me to watch short videos

[Sixth, according to unofficial history of the Korean people, when Li Shimin conquered their ancestors Goguryeo, he was shot in the eye by a Goguryeo general, and he knelt down and begged for mercy before he was able to survive.]

——"This doesn't seem to be unofficial history, it is recorded in the official history of the little country, but their so-called official history is a random fabrication by later generations. (Covering face)"

——"I remember they filmed a TV series in which this plot appeared. (Covering face)"

——"If the price of cabbage increases by one yuan, they will behave themselves. (IP. Shandong)"

——"Li Shimin: Seeing you really blinded my eyes. Korean: I see, Li Shimin was shot blind by us. (Laughing to death)"

——"Let's not talk about anything else. Goguryeo is not their ancestor. Silla is. Did they steal their ancestors?"

——"Culture is stolen, history is made up, and ancestors are recognized now. Let me tell you a joke. My grandma is 15 years older than the Koreans. If it doesn't work, let them recognize my grandma as their ancestor."

——"The history of South Korea is not even as long as the title of Lee Eun-bong. How dare you brag about it?"

——"The blogger used a catchy title. This is obviously nonsense history, why did he put it in unofficial history?"

——"Yuan Tiangang: Your Majesty, you will face a great disaster in two thousand years. Li Shimin:???"

——"There is a feeling of powerlessness that I cannot tag Li Shimin."

……

Tang Dynasty.

"I'll marry your second mother!"

Li Shimin had just calmed down from his anger, but now he got angry again.

Broken Sky Curtain, how come it comes back to him again?

Scored twice, right?

Li Shimin stood up angrily, walked to the map and looked at the location of Goguryeo.

He didn't know which country Bangzi was, but how could he not know Goguryeo?

Although it is a big country, but if you say that you can shoot its eyes blind, just ask Dou Jiande, who has already gone underground to build his own empire, whether he would believe it.

His original plan was to launch a tentative attack on Goguryeo next year, but now it seems there is no need.

Let the Tang Dynasty develop peacefully for a few more years, and then conquer Goguryeo in one fell swoop, and wipe out Silla at the same time, so that their descendants will not like to talk nonsense.

As for whether you can win or not?

joke!

The chances of winning might have been unknown before, but ever since Tianmu broadcast this unofficial history, his Tang Dynasty is bound to win!

……

[6. Unofficial historical records show that Mr. Dongguo had a brother named Mr. Nanguo, who was the one who pretended to be a 竅 player. When Mr. Dongguo played for King Min of Qi, he only played the beginning and then shook his head and pretended to have been playing the whole time.

King Min of Qi asked him what he meant by this, and Mr. Nan Guo said that he was only half-open-mic, so it was not fake. 】

"Hahahahaha, what a psycho."

After seeing the last one, Luo Li really lived in Bengbu.

What the hell is this half-open mic? Will Mr. Nan Guo have to turn on the stripes and blow a 10-beat E6 to prove himself?

After Luo Li laughed for a long time, she was about to continue watching the next video, but suddenly she remembered that she had not finished watching the video of China's five thousand years, so she clicked on the favorites list.

I have finished reading the unofficial history, no, the dog history, and it is time to continue to appreciate the official history.

Besides, she has already watched the video for more than 40 minutes. If she doesn't finish watching it, the previous profits will be wasted. She can't do this unprofitable business.

Accompanied by the familiar BGM and the devastated scene.

History once again unfolds before the ancients.

[In 1271 AD, Kublai Khan changed Mongolia to the Yuan Dynasty, and in 1279 AD, he destroyed the Southern Song Dynasty. ]

[In 1274 AD, the Yuan Dynasty attacked Japan for the first time, but it ended in failure.]

[In 1281 AD, the Yuan Dynasty attacked Japan for the second time, but failed again.]

——"Life was already very difficult at that time, and I kept harassing Gao Li for no reason."

——"In fact, the Yuan Dynasty lost these two times quite miserably. Every time they went out to fight, they encountered typhoons. This shows the importance of learning geography well. Those who are preparing to travel through time should remember that while learning physics and chemistry well, they should also study geography well."

——"Later, Xiao Ri believed that he was blessed by God, so he named the wind Kamikaze, yes, the Kamikaze of the Kamikaze Force."

……

Yuan Dynasty.

Kublai Khan looked at the sky with a complicated expression.

The army had just set out, but he already knew the outcome of the war in advance. It was a wonderful feeling.

But Kublai Khan was not very heartbroken.

The main force attacking Riben this time was the surrendered Song army.

His original plan was that if he conquered Ribon, he would have these 100,000 people stationed there permanently; if he failed, the Song army's manpower would be weakened.

Anyway, no matter success or failure, he will not suffer any loss.

It’s just a pity for those Mongolian warriors.

……

[In 1294 AD, Kublai Khan died of illness and Emperor Chengzong of Yuan, Temur, succeeded him. ]

[In 1307, Emperor Chengzong of the Yuan Dynasty passed away. In order to fight for supreme power, the Yuan Dynasty replaced eight emperors in just 26 years, which led to the political and economic weakness of the Yuan Dynasty and frequent social conflicts.]

[In 1351 AD, Emperor Shundi of Yuan Dynasty ascended to the throne. During his reign, he imposed heavy taxes and levied heavy taxes, which led to social unrest and the people's livelihood was in dire straits.]

——"It's not all his fault. The Yuan Dynasty itself had problems with its system. In addition, there were constant natural disasters during his reign, which was a bit like the reign of Emperor Chongzhen."

——"It's what they deserve. They divide people into four classes, divide professions into ten classes, and put prostitutes ahead of scholars. Such a dynasty deserves to perish."

[In the same year, the Red Turban Army led by Liu Futong triggered the peasant uprising at the end of the Yuan Dynasty, and Guo Zixing, Zhang Shicheng and others responded one after another. ]

[In 1352 AD, Zhu Yuanzhang joined the rebel army and began to emerge. ]

——"Beggar Zhu Chongba is online!"

——"Zhu Yuanzhang: If you call me a beggar online, I won't argue with you, but what should you call me outside of this network?"

——"Fuck it, I'm not going to pretend anymore. I'm going to show my cards. I'm going to directly use my big-name Qiao Feng. Who among the heroes in the world wants to try my Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms?"

——"Ahem, let me correct you. My name is Xiao Feng. (Dog head)"

Looking at the sudden surge in barrages, ancient people from all time and space knew that another heavyweight guest was about to appear.

Pig's round paw and pig's double palm.

Hey!

The ancients smiled knowingly when they thought of the unofficial history just now.

It’s not that they don’t understand puns, otherwise they wouldn’t be so taboo about saying it.

Anyone who can be ridiculed by future generations through unofficial history must not be an ordinary person.

[In 1364 AD, Zhu Yuanzhang proclaimed himself King of Wu, and subsequently defeated various forces in Jiangnan and unified Jiangnan. ]

——"Build high walls, store up food, and slowly become king!"

——"Finally, I will kill you, Li Shanchang. (Laughing to death)"

——"No buddy, you're a rapper, you can bet on this too."

——"I'm not. From the moment I graduated from elementary school, I knew I couldn't be a rapper."

——"The shot Sima Yi fired by the Luo River grazed Li Jing's scalp and finally hit Li Shanchang right between the eyebrows."

[In 1367, Zhu Yuanzhang launched a northern expedition and proposed the program of "expelling the barbarians, restoring China, establishing laws and regulations, and saving the people." ]