Crossing fortune telling: Mental illnesses running in both directions

"So... the person is indeed in Fang's house?"

After listening to the report from his leader with a look of “Fuck you!” on his face, Su Yinchen suddenly felt confused from the inside out.

Why... did he think that these subordinates were smarter, more capable, and more useful than ordinary people?

After squatting for a whole day without finding out any information inside, I ended up experiencing a one-day trip as a thief climbing over the wall. I was chased and bitten on the butt by a dog before I finally confirmed the itinerary of the people in Sun Moon Valley.

That’s not all. As a subordinate who ranks among the top in the Seven Stars Pavilion, I’m not afraid of being laughed at if I tell others that so many people were scared to death by a dog.

At this time, Su had long forgotten the memory of the scene when he was badly hit by Thomas's Spiral Spin, thrown to the ground with blood all over his face, and brought critical hits to his subordinates.

As soon as he opened his mouth, his face was full of contempt, just a dog.

The leader's face was filled with frustration and confusion, and he was also puzzled, although the scene of the bloody fireworks at that time was indeed shocking.

But this wasn't a sudden sneak attack, so it was nothing. Why would all these masters achieve unprecedented unity in their actions and psychology and run away on the spot without even looking back?

If Shen Zhinian and his group knew what they were thinking, they would definitely explain it.

What else could it be? It must be that he had witnessed with his own eyes the master who thought he was invincible, but ended up being so weak and defeated by Aotian. Although his memory was cleared, his body automatically stored everything.

For example, at this moment, in order to prove the authenticity of his information, the leader said anxiously, "It is absolutely true, you have seen that dog, Master."

Just by mentioning that he had seen it before, Su Yinchen's face twisted for a moment: "You!!!"

By the time he reacted, he had already lost his composure.

A typical display of physical honesty.

Su Yinchen almost immediately guessed the weirdness in it. He suppressed the strangeness in his heart, waved his hand, and signaled the others to return to their original place to report the situation in real time.

Who knew that the next second, he suddenly thought of something and said, "Wait."

Just as I was about to leave, I heard a long sound coming from above my head.

The leader raised his head tentatively.

Su Yinchen thought of a key point that he had overlooked before: "Is the buns in that bun shop so delicious? Why do the people in Sun Moon Valley eat so much?"

Three meals a day, all of them are from that bun shop, which shows how obsessed he is. If he likes it so much, then of course he can't just buy it today.

I just didn't know how to "encounter" a few people naturally and unpretentiously, so I could make use of this shop.

The leader took a deep breath when he saw his master's happy expression as if he was in some kind of sweet dream.

Hiss... The last time he showed this expression... Eh? What happened?

The leader was really confused this time. Why did he always feel like he had forgotten something particularly explosive?

For some reason, he had a bad premonition, but out of some sixth sense, the leader didn't dare to say it at all.

Sure enough, the next moment, Su Yinchen said to him with a cheerful look, "In that case, go and buy that shop."

The leader breathed a sigh of relief and said yes repeatedly.

I thought it was nothing, just buying a bun shop. He has so many businesses under his name, so this one won’t make a difference.

I don't know what kind of charm the man from Sun Moon Valley has that makes the master so obsessed with him. I'm afraid he heard from his report that these people are particularly fond of the bun shop, so he just wants to please them.

PS Leader's subordinate: The master is really... (holding his forehead and smiling bitterly)

But it’s too early to relax.

Su Yinchen: "Then ask the person pretending to be the boss to poison the buns sold to the few people!"

The leader of the men: “Meow meow meow?”

If there is nothing wrong with his memory, shouldn't we just make friends with him?

The leader hesitated for a long time, but still suggested cautiously under pressure: "Master, this... won't it offend people?"

"Besides, those are world-famous doctors. The poisoning..." It's like they are cannon fodder waving their swords in front of Guan Gong!

"Idiot." Su Yinchen said coldly after seeing the shocked and confused look on his subordinate's face.

"The people of Sun Moon Valley can heal themselves, but what about Fang Wushuang and the dog?"

"Besides, even though they were poisoned, I was able to heal them. Naturally, they would immediately see my ability and my noble character of saving the dying and healing the wounded."

From the very beginning, his purpose was not to do anything to those people, but to take advantage of the time when they were detoxifying him to pretend to be a righteous man who was saving lives and healing the wounded, saving both the man and the dog, and putting on a show in front of the people in Sun Moon Valley.

After that, he snorted with a conceited look, "As the saying goes, those who achieve great things do not pay attention to small details."

It's harmless to use some tricks.

Just sacrificing one of his men would create momentum for his appearance, so why not do it?

Seeing his abilities clearly at that time, why would he worry about not being able to become a miracle doctor?

No one has ever dared to ignore him like this. Which one of them was not amazed at his abilities?

The leader's heart sank for a moment when he completely understood Su Yinchen's purpose. It was clear that he wanted to push the subordinate he had sent out out.

Whether it was poisoning in the street and falling into the hands of the government, or being subdued by the people of Sun and Moon Light, no matter which one it was, the ending would not be good.

They had fought hard to squeeze into the Seven Star Pavilion, not to be treated like this!

A dark light flashed in his eyes, and the leader had the thought of rebellion for the first time, but when he thought of the other party's horrific methods and was afraid of being discovered, he quickly lowered his head.

Obediently said: "Yes."

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Fang Wuxian was finally arranged to live in the world thousands of years later. You see, he has wasted so much time without reincarnating, and now it is difficult for him to return to the human world and start a new life with his sister.

However, they all knew what kind of era everyone would be equal in thousands of years, and being able to be reincarnated into that era was actually good news.

It's a pity for Fang Wushuang. Although the life of a retired executor is not immortal, he can still wait for thousands of years.

In order to reunite with the reincarnated Fang Wuxian, she has to wait for thousands of years.

She herself doesn't care. Having a clear time and hope in mind is always better than waiting aimlessly at the beginning.

Besides, she also has the system. In the early years, it was accompanied by her when she was doing missions. They accompanied each other and never felt lonely...

Originally... it should be like this...

The girl looked like a cold and unapproachable deity, but she was surprisingly coaxing. She didn't talk too much, and all she said was her inner thoughts.

She had never felt such schizophrenic excitement, and most of the time she was shocked by its advanced mental state... uh, it was out of place.

Besides, the girl is only good at fooling people with her appearance, and if you get a little familiar with her, she will be exposed.

She always comes up with some fantastic ideas, and everyone around her, no matter how outrageous the ideas are, will work together to realize them without any objection.

Or... enjoying it?

What a strange group of people, she thought.