Crossing fortune telling: Mental illnesses running in both directions

The boss didn't have the ability to fool ghosts when he encountered them. He firmly believed that there was nothing wrong with his memory. He just bought a few buns from him and then went towards the city gate.

The leader was speechless, but there was nothing he could do. This was all the information he got. He had to give it a try and report it like this.

Su Yinchen, who successfully received second-hand information: "..."

His glorious deeds...are not as attractive as a few steamed buns...

"They just arrived in Beijing early this morning, there's no way they'll leave like this." Su Yinchen gritted his teeth. He really couldn't accept this ridiculous excuse that they came to Beijing to buy buns and then left.

"You go to Fang's house and guard it." There was a stranger appearing out of nowhere, and there must be a reason that he didn't understand.

Since you are a native of the imperial city, there will always be a time to return home, so there will be no problem of not being able to find anyone.

The leader breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, although his master was unwilling, he still accepted the fact. He leaned over and said, "As you command."

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After finally staying in Fang's house, the leader's subordinates sent messages by carrier pigeons almost every two hours in order to ensure the speed of information transmission.

Hard work pays off, as they indeed saw Shen Zhinian and his group entering the mansion, but until nightfall, they did not hear any movement from inside. The atmosphere was so quiet that it seemed like death.

If it weren't for the faint smell of greasy meat buns coming from inside at the appointed time, they would have mistakenly thought that they were waiting for an empty house.

Smelling the aroma, his stomach growled twice. The accomplice silently took out the dry food in his arms and handed a portion to the leader's subordinate: "Boss, there is something I have wanted to ask for a long time."

The leader stared ahead and bit off a piece of dry, hard cake fiercely: "Speak."

Accomplice: "Is the food at that bun shop so delicious? Is it necessary to eat this stuff all day long?"

The leader: “…” He also felt strange.

Besides...isn't this place a little too quiet?

Even if those people in Sun Moon Valley don't like to talk, what about the owner of Fang Mansion? How come there is not even the sound of a servant moving around?

Oh no! Is this a trick to lure the tiger away from the mountain? They have been discovered long ago? ! ! !

In a flash, the leader snatched the pancake from his companion's hand without saying a word: "Eat, eat, eat, all you know is eating. Why don't you rush in and see if there is anyone else inside!"

The accomplice was startled and quickly did as he was told, pushing his arms along the wall and making a great move of flying over the eaves and walls.

then……

"boom!!!"

The iron head crashed straight into an invisible barrier and was bounced back.

Who is he? Where is he? What just happened?

The friend shook his head and felt a buzzing sound inside, as if his dead grandmother was singing in his ear and waving at him.

Come on, kid, I miss you so much.

The leader grabbed the man by the collar, lifted him up and shook him twice, and then he opened his eyes dazedly: "Grandma... please don't think about me, wuwuwu..."

The leader: "..."

He slapped him in the face, loud and crisp.

Who is your milk?

The companion who woke up but was slapped for no reason: "..." Just wake him up, why hit him for no reason.

After the farce, the expressions of the group became unpredictable. No one present saw what had just happened, and they didn't even know if there were any powerful enemies hiding around.

According to the description of the accomplice, it was like hitting a wall, and it did not look like the damage was caused by human hands.

The leader raised his arm and whistled, and a fat pigeon landed on his arm.

Taking out the prepared pen and paper, the leader made a gesture as if he was going to tell his master about the strangeness of this place, and said, "Go and try again."

Companion: “Meow meow meow?” You are so arrogant, why don’t you try it yourself? !

He moved his lips, the curse words were in his heart, and he opened his mouth and said: "Yes"

There was a vibration from the barrier, and Aotian, who had already rushed to the other side of the wall, said: "."

Come on, come on, a bunch of voyeuristic humans who are looking for trouble.

He bared his teeth, dug his four paws into the ground, and tensed his strong muscles.

The next second, the companion who was sneaking around and peeking around mustered up the courage to climb over the wall again.

Aotian: “Woof woof woof, woof woof woof!!!” Qi Baicao, now is the time!!!

Companion: "Ahhhhhhhh it's too milky, no!!!"

That day, the leader's men will never forget the scenes that happened tonight until they die. It's like they are engraved in their minds frame by frame, and they will automatically play in their memories from time to time when it's late at night.

The solid wall that stood firm became the dividing line in the middle.

On this side of the wall were his accomplices, and on the other side of the wall was a flying big yellow dog...

Oh no.

He wasn't flying, he was just bouncing... bouncing... just...

They are so separated in two spaces, yet so closely connected, like a dog's mouth against a human's butt.

A drop of hot and wet liquid fell on his face, and the leader unconsciously raised his hand to touch it. It was bright red, and the big butt in the air was like a blooming firework, sprinkling on the heads of everyone present.

That indescribable emotion is like the companion calling for grandma right now, it is so tormenting.

What happened next... everyone remained silent.

Aotian opened his mouth, jumped to the top of the wall and looked down at everyone. He spit out the blood in his mouth with disgust: "Woof woof woof woof..."

You bold humans, how dare you break into a private house? Ha, although rabies virus does not exist here, it is still okay to teach you a lesson.

Ah... that vicious roar without any recognition of any relatives, that strong and powerful body, your sharp dog's mouth can't spit out an elephant... No, it's just dog teeth.

The leader suddenly realized.

No wonder my accomplice said that he had hit a wall and was catapulted back.

So... they were actually defeated by a big yellow dog... right?

My companion dutifully maintained the butt-sticking-up posture and landed perfectly. There was a "puffing" sound, and no one wanted to know where the blood was flowing.

The desperate look met with the eyes of the leader, just like when he called the wrong grandmother a second ago, it was frightening.

His accomplice burst into tears, and finally, between social death and painful death, he chose to ask for help.

"Help!" It would be so painful to have a bruise on your butt. The dog's teeth are so sharp!

The leader looked at his miserable state, and his stubborn heart began to weaken. His eyes widened with fear and closed tiredly: [I↘ am afraid→→→↗-JPG-]

When he opened his eyes again, the leader seemed to have made some kind of decision. He opened his mouth, and the dried blood on his face trembled with his flesh: "Retreat!!!"

The cry of retreat was heart-wrenching and resounded through the sky.

In just a moment, the stranger's popularity disappeared without a trace, and his accomplice was also picked up by one hand, causing secondary damage.

Aotian: “…” It’s rare to see someone so cowardly and hysterical.