Crossing fortune telling: Mental illnesses running in both directions

Look, a group of people secretly hated Aotian for losing his domineering spirit because they saw him licking the remaining buns on the plate with reluctance.

Early in the morning, she said something about asking Aotian to learn something from her, and then she rushed out with a wave of her hand, showing an attitude of "I want it all", and pulled her along with her.

Fang Wushuang: “???”

To be honest, she had only heard of the term "dominant boss", but had never heard of the weird term "dominant dog"... Besides, who gave the dog this kind of dog setting? !

Aotian who passed by his feet: "Oh?"

【Big sister, what’s wrong? 】

Fang Wushuang had a look of deep pain on his face, and closed his eyes, unable to bear to watch: Look...whose bully dog ​​has a heavy accent?

He didn't know that he was arranged to be a marginal subordinate of the leader of the suicide squad, and he was still complacent that he had finally made it to the day of success.

The assigned mission hasn't even begun yet, but the marginal subordinates are already immersed in a sweet dream.

He thought that if he could completely win the master's attention this time, he would definitely kill those people who had been showing off in front of him before.

It would be best to replace a group of your own people. Replacing the leader's subordinates is not a dream!

He had no idea that his ambitious face was exposed. The leader wanted to give him a subtle reminder, but seeing this, he just sneered and stopped talking.

idiot.

The marginal subordinate didn't know that his last chance of survival was completely cut off. He waved his hand and bought the bun shop at ten times the price, in exchange for the boss returning to his hometown with a smile on his face and becoming a landlord.

(It’s not your own money anyway)

One cheered that there really were fools in the world, and the other tasted the excitement of spending other people's money and being complimented by others. Both sides were very satisfied.

The dream was over, and when things developed perfectly as expected, the subordinates on the edge were stunned.

I was playing ball and forgot to ask the boss to finish making today's meat buns before leaving. Damn, he spent a lot of time on it. He really doesn't have the talent to 'get it right the first time'!

The accomplice who was finally sent out to buy buns from another store to make up the number has just sneaked in through the back door, and everything in front of him has not had time to update.

Not only the marginal subordinates, but also Shen Zhinian, who brought his family with Aotian to experience the life of a domineering dog, saw the lumps of white feces-like unknown objects in the steamer.

She blinked and was also confused.

Shen Zhinian looked at him, then at the buns in front of him, and said in a complicated tone: "In one day of not seeing you, not only did the plastic surgery fail, but your cooking skills also plummeted, boss."

What she said was quite tactful. Fu Guanci, who was holding up his own dog for him to operate later, was silent for a moment, then he opened his mouth and said, "Are you selling shit now?"

Did he get some inside information? Did he try to please the other party to such an extent?

But Aotian is not an ordinary dog, so there is no need to stereotype him like that.

Not all dogs eat poop.

Aotian: “Ouch!!!”

【Emma is shit!!!】

[It’s shit but it’s not real shit, bastard! He remembered it, he remembered it all! The desire deep in the soul of the race! ]

[Over the years, Aotian has been suppressing the impulse brought by his bloodline, but he didn't expect that in the end, he would be defeated after just one encounter. ]

Aotian was grief-stricken and angry, Aotian was screaming wildly, Aotian was twisted into a knot and crawling in the darkness!

Sweep away hunger, be yourself... no, be the divine dog and destroy all traces!

It smells good, no.

I looked up to the sky and howled, no———

Marginal subordinate: "..." You are the one selling shit, your whole family sells shit!!! (?▼益▼)

Fu Guanci's face suddenly became swollen: "..."

He looked in disbelief at Aotian who was trying to break free and break the spell of attraction, and staggered back a few steps: "Aotian, you..."

"Wow wow wow!"

[Master, it's not what you think! ]

"It's not what you think!"

The anxious calls of a man and a dog appeared at the same time. Aotian was stunned. Who is it? Is there anyone who understands the efforts of this proud dog?

Seeing that things were gradually developing in an incomprehensible direction, the marginal subordinates hurriedly stretched out the legendary Erkang Hand in order to realize their dreams or to protect their own lives.

Knowing that his master was nearby secretly observing this place, he swallowed his saliva, and under the gaze of the target crowd, he struggled to put on a fake smile.

"I'm sorry to have made you laugh, but my kids probably saw how hard I was working and secretly packed some for me."

"The ones we made ourselves are in the back kitchen. How many do you want to buy? I'll get them right away."

Fearing that the person would turn around and leave, the marginal subordinates immediately began to play the emotional card.

Nowadays, who doesn’t value the scene of loving father and filial piety? Maybe with a filter, several people will even start to like his new baby boy?

The men on the edge relaxed, with smiles on their faces, waiting for a few people to wave their hands and say, "No, no, this design is indeed childlike, just pack them all up for us," and other words of love.

Who knows the next second.

Shen Zhinian: “Ah?”

【What are you talking about? 】

Her eyes flashed sharply: "How dare you put out these toys used by children to play house and sell them? There are obviously better things behind them, but you deliberately only put these out, you are trying to fool people!"

Duan Tinghan nodded: "That's right, God knows how many passers-by were brainwashed by such words that seem to be moral kidnapping."

After saying this, he turned his head and wiped away his non-existent crocodile tears, looking compassionate, kind and considerate of others.

Aotian turned his head in anger: [I misjudged you, ugly plastic surgery guy! ]

He Qingyu pinched his nose silently, immersed in the strange shape in front of him, without saying a word.

Fu Guanci adhered to the principle of a victim master and said righteously: "I'm going to call the police. You just wait to be punished by law."

Shen Zhinian pointed with her little hand, and there was only one truth: "Swindler!"

Passerby A: "Great, so there are good buns for sale, but they are just pretending to be pitiful and asking us to buy shit!"

Passerby B tried to stop the fight by saying, "Wait, did we buy any buns?"

Passerby:"……"

"right."

"Let's go then."

"..."

Marginal·Ugly plastic surgery man and treacherous·Subordinates: [Ahhhhhh you are sick, are you sick? I already told you that it was not intentional, it was not intentional, you are a newbie on the road, don’t you have any room for error? ! ! ! ]

Fang Wushuang pinched her brows tiredly. She often seemed out of place here because she was too normal.

[Has this world...become insane to this point? ]

System: [At present, yes. ]

Su Yinchen and his leaders who were hiding in the dark felt the same way.

Why on earth did they choose this person to be cannon fodder?

Oh...it's because the marginal subordinate is an easy-to-control idiot.

It certainly meets their selection requirements, but isn't this a bit too much?