Please stay away from me, protagonist
Chapter 2 Tang Feng and His Mother
When Tang Feng heard her cell phone ringing, she quickly reached out one hand to grab the flyer covering her face and reached into her trouser pocket with the other hand to grab the cell phone.
Afterwards, she saw that the caller ID on her phone was her aggressive mother, so she reached out and swiped the phone to answer the call.
Tang Feng: "Mom, why are you calling your precious daughter?"
Mother: "Ni'er, why haven't you come back yet so late? Do you want me to pick you up?
Nier, how was your job search today? Did you find a suitable job? "
Tang Feng: "Mom, you don't have to pick me up, I will be home soon, I am already in a taxi and will be home soon, don't worry.
As for work, she hasn’t found a suitable one yet, but it doesn’t matter, your daughter has an expectation of what will happen today, so don’t worry, your precious daughter will definitely find a suitable job.”
Mother: "Okay, I understand. You should be careful when you are alone outside."
Tang Feng: "As you command, my lady mother."
The Queen Mother smiled and said, "You are the only one who can make me laugh."
Tang Feng also smiled.
Mother: "I get angry when I hear your father agrees to let you find a job (??v?v??)
It's not that your family can't afford to support you, but they insist on asking you to find a job and suffer.
They also said that they wanted you to gain some social experience to avoid being cheated by anyone.
I disagreed, and he even asked Secretary Wang to give me some books. Those books were all about how girls with no social experience would suffer terrible consequences if they were cheated. I cried while reading them.
I agreed and let you go out and find a job.
When I came to my senses and searched for those books online, they didn't exist at all.
Later, I specifically asked Secretary Wang where he got those books. Secretary Wang didn't dare to tell me at first. He only told me after I called his wife.
It turned out that these books were specially written by Lao Tang. I was so angry when I heard that, I called Lao Tang on the spot. Lao Tang was in a meeting at the time, and he paused the meeting to answer my call.
He answered the phone and said, "Dear wife, what can I do for your dear husband?"
I got even angrier when I heard his voice. I yelled directly: "Old Tang, you have become so capable, haven't you? You even dare to lie to me. I think you don't want your game console anymore. I will break it for you later."
Old Tang: "No, my dear wife, you must not touch my game console. It's a limited edition and you can't even buy it.
Yunyun, it’s really unfair for you to say that I lied to you. How dare I lie to you? Even if I were given ten guts, I wouldn’t dare to lie to you.
You said I lied to you, what did I lie to you about? You should at least give me a chance to explain. Even criminals have a chance to explain themselves."
I got even angrier when I heard that. He didn't even know what he was lying to me about. How could I not be angry?
If my anger has a degree, then I learned from Secretary Wang that your father deliberately hired someone to write a book to deceive me, which is 30%, and your father answered the phone and heard his voice, which is 50%.
I said I wanted to break his game console, which was 70%. I heard him say I wronged him, which was 80%.
He said he didn't know what he had lied to me about and asked me to give him a 200% chance to explain.
Tang Feng: "200%? Mom, were you that angry at that time? Did my dad die miserably after he got home?
Did you just hang up the phone? If it were me, I would have hung up the phone. I would have gotten even angrier if I heard his voice, so I might as well just hang up the phone without even listening to it. "
The mother smiled and said, "Nier's mother is not you. Mom didn't hang up the phone. Instead, she opened her mouth and said, "Old Tang, didn't you say you don't know what you lied to me about?"
Then I will be kind and tell you, is it because I don't agree with our daughter going out to find a job that you asked someone to write a book to deceive me in order to get my consent?
Do you remember this matter? Didn't you ask me to give you a chance to explain? I want to see how you explain it. Secretary Wang has told me everything."
When your father heard this, he knew the matter was exposed because he said he would deduct Secretary Wang’s salary and this year’s year-end bonus.
After hearing this, I said, "Old Tang, are you going to deduct Secretary Wang's salary and year-end bonus? I tell you you can't. You are using public power to take revenge on personal grudges. Secretary Wang told me that he did a great thing.
He didn't do anything wrong at work, so you can't deduct his salary. If you do, you'll lose your game controller."
Your father said, "Wife, my good wife."
"Okay, I won't deduct his salary and year-end bonus. I'll just give him 500 star coins for this year's year-end bonus. Is that not okay? My dear wife, please don't break my game controller. It's also a limited edition."
I said, "That's about right, but 500 star coins is a little too little. How about 5000? Let Secretary Wang have a good year."
After hearing this, he said, "What? 5000? No, that's too much. 500 star coins, honey. 500 will be enough."
I said, "No, I said 5000 and it means 5000. 500 star coins is too stingy for a big boss like you. So let's settle on 5000 star coins."
He gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I'll listen to my wife. 5000 is 5000."
I said, "Okay, this matter is settled. I gave you the opportunity to explain, but where is your explanation? Why can't you say it?"
Your father said, "Wife, I asked someone to write a book for you, but you can't say I cheated you. I am innocent."
I said, "Oh? You've already admitted that you hired someone to write a book to deceive me, and you're still saying that I wronged you? Tell me, I want to see how you can explain it."
Your father said, "Wife, I admit that I asked someone to write a book for you, but the contents of the book are all real things, but they are not organized into a book. How can you say that I lied to you?"
I said, "That's not right. Even if there is nothing wrong with the content of the book, there is something wrong with the cover. You still deceived me. How can you say that I wronged you?"
Your father said, "It's impossible. There can't be any problem with the book cover. I checked it carefully and there is absolutely no problem.
Tell me, what do you think is wrong with the book cover? "
I said, “The cover of the book says that the author is a best-selling author and his books have been read by people abroad.
I searched the Internet and couldn't find the author of this book or these books. How could he be a bestseller? How could people abroad have read them? And you still say you didn't lie to me.
I guess these books are only read by you, Secretary Wang, and the authors. "
Your father smiled and said, "Yunyun, how can you be so cute? You are still searching on the Internet. Of course you can't find it. No, you may be able to find it on the Internet tomorrow."
I asked in confusion, “What do you mean?”
He said, "Keep it secret for now."
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