Please stay away from me, protagonist

Your father knew that I didn't say anything and he was very nervous. He quickly said, "Wife, what's wrong with you? Why aren't you talking? Are you angry with me? If you are angry, you should say it out. Not saying it out is not good for your health."

He gritted his teeth and said, "How about this, if you're unhappy, just break my limited edition game console and controller."

After hearing this, I smiled and said, "Oh, Old Tang, are you serious? Are you willing to give it up?"

He heaved a sigh of relief when he heard my voice and said happily, "Wife, you finally spoke. You scared me to death. I thought something happened to you."

I said, "Old Tang, I just went to have a cup of tea. What could possibly happen? Why are you so worried about me? If I die, will you not live either?"

He said: "I am so worried about you. If you die, I will not be able to live."

I said, "You don't want our daughter anymore?"

He said, "Of course I want her. I'll come find you when she comes of age."

I said, "Pfft, pfft, what are you talking about? It's unlucky. Let's skip this topic. I want to ask you, can you tell me the thing you just said was a secret now?"

He said, "Sure, wife, you can't know what I am like."

I said, "Okay, okay, just say it. Don't be so cheesy. I'm getting goosebumps."

He said, "Okay, honey, I'm telling you, you better listen carefully."

I hummed softly, and he heard it and said, "Wife, why did I tell you that there is no problem with the book cover and you can search it online tomorrow?

This is because this book was written by your dear husband, Xingchen.

You must have heard of the pen name "My Wife Xingchen". He is the most popular and famous writer now. The books he wrote will be officially available online tomorrow.

Can you say he's not a best-selling author?"

After hearing this, I was surprised and said, “Old Tang, what did you say these books were written by my favorite big star?

That's not right. The author on the cover of the book I saw is Yunyu, not Xingchen. Old Tang, are you lying to me?

You are really capable, Old Tang."

After hearing this, he said, "Yunyun, you are so cute.

The author has a pseudonym and can have different pen names.

Yunyu is his new pen name, his new vest.”

After hearing this, I said, “Okay, Old Tang, I get it.

Even if the author is a bestseller, your statement that someone overseas has read the book is definitely false, and you are definitely lying to me."

After hearing this, he smiled and said, "Yunyun, how can I describe you? It seems that there is no other adjective I can use except cute."

I said impatiently, "Old Tang, that's enough. You keep talking nonsense, it's annoying to listen to you. If you don't want to say more, I'll hang up."

He became nervous after hearing this and quickly said, "Yunyun, don't hang up the phone. Just listen to what I have to say."

After hearing this, I said, "Come on, you don't look like a big boss at all, with so many people around you."

After hearing this, he asked in confusion: "Yunyun, how do you know that there are people around me?"

I said, "Do you remember that I just went to have tea and didn't talk anymore?"

He said, "Yunyun, I remember you almost scared me to death just now."

I said, "I accidentally hung up the phone when I went to have tea just now, and you were too nervous and called me again on video. I answered the call, so I can know that there are a lot of people around you and you are in a meeting.

He said, "Yunyun, I see. Can I video chat with you?"

I said, “No, it’s not convenient.”

He nodded dejectedly.

After seeing this, I said, "Okay, Old Tang, please speak up. If you don't, I'll hang up. Go to the meeting. You've already wasted so much time making other people in the meeting wait for you."

He said, "Okay, Yunyun, I'll listen to you. Don't hang up, I'll tell you right away."

I hummed softly, and he said, "Yunyun, why did I say that some foreigners have seen it? It's because I have a foreign friend who has seen it. Yunyun, I'm not lying to you. You know that friend, and you should still remember him. His name is Kevin.

I heard it and said, “Kevin, I do remember it.

Well, Old Tang, I have talked to you for such a long time, and I can say that you really did not lie to me. But you did make me angry today, and you can escape the death penalty, but you can't escape the punishment of life.

How about this, you can't sleep in my bed for a week.

Okay, this is your punishment. I’m hanging up now. Bye.

Daughter, what do you think of the punishment I gave your father? Is it particularly harsh? "

Tang Feng said, "Mom, what kind of punishment is this? You might as well punish Dad by not letting him eat for a week. That way he will learn his lesson and won't do it again next time."

The mother said, "Xiao Feng, isn't this too cruel? I can't do it. I feel bad if he goes hungry for a week."

Tang Feng said, "Love-brained, mom, you are a love-brained person."

The mother asked in confusion: "Love-brain? What does love-brain mean? I don't understand."

Tang Feng said, "Mom, I don't know how to explain to you that I am in love. Anyway, just remember that you and my dad are both in love.

Okay, mom, do you have anything else to say? If not, I'll hang up. Today, I only ate a mouthful of dog food and didn't eat a single bite of rice. I'm hungry, mom, I'm going to the restaurant to eat first."

After hearing this, the mother said, "Xiao Feng, why are you eating dog food? Dog food is for dogs, not for humans. Xiao Feng, why don't we go to the hospital to check and see if there is anything wrong with your body?"

Tang Feng was speechless after hearing this: "Mom, I didn't eat dog food. No need to go to the hospital."

The mother asked in confusion: "Xiao Feng, it's good that you didn't eat it. That's not right, you just said that you ate dog food. No, Xiao Feng, let's go to the hospital for a check-up."

Tang Feng held her forehead and said, "My dear mother, the dog food I mentioned is virtual, not the food that dogs eat in reality. It's just a buzzword."

The mother said, "Xiao Feng, Mommy understands. You should speak more clearly next time. You scared me to death, you know that."

Tang Feng held her forehead and said, "It's my fault! Okay, Mom, I won't talk to you any more. I'm going to eat first. Bye."

After she finished speaking, she reached out and clicked on her phone to hang up the call from her mother.

Then, she reached out and changed the queen mother's note from the aggressive queen mother to the love-sick queen mother who couldn't understand buzzwords.

She looked at her newly changed nickname and nodded with satisfaction.

Then, she swiped her phone to open the taxi-hailing app. After hailing a taxi from the app, she stood on the side of the road and played mobile games.

After a while, she heard a sharp brake sound. She looked up and saw that it was the taxi she called. She reached out, opened the door and got in.