Please stay away from me, protagonist
Chapter 1 starts with an unexpected admission ticket.
Tang Feng thought of herself as an ordinary girl in the 21st century. She was no different from other girls except that she had a good relationship with animals since childhood and could communicate with them.
It was graduation season again, and Tang Feng had also graduated from school. After graduation, she needed to find a job, but because it was difficult to find a job that year, she took her resume to interview for several jobs but was unsuccessful.
That day, she came to a company for an interview. After reading her resume, the interviewer said that her resume was too ordinary and not attractive at all. Anyone picked up from the street could write a better resume than hers.
Employment is difficult nowadays and they have plenty of talented people to choose from, so why did they choose her? They asked her if she had any special qualities, such as talents that others didn't have, like singing, dancing, clapper talk, etc.
Tang Feng: "Mr. Interviewer, does a job like feeding pigs require any talent?
Do you have to sing, dance and clapperboard while feeding the pigs? Don’t you think it’s ridiculous? "
The interviewer hesitated for a while, then he said, "Little girl, I also know that the job we are recruiting does not require any talent. As long as you have hands and can feed pigs, you can do it. It can be said that any normal person can do it.
But we have no choice. It's graduation season now. Too many graduates need to find jobs. They don't care whether the job is good or not. They just go for it. Even our job of feeding pigs has tens of thousands of people trying to get it. How can we interview without some other requirements? What do you think, little girl?"
Tang Feng nodded and remained silent.
Interviewer: “Right, little girl, you should understand us now.
Well, tell me if you have anything special to say. If not, just leave. I won't see you off. There are 4345 people waiting in line behind you. I don't have time to chat with you."
Tang Feng: "Interviewer, is it a special place that I can communicate with animals and plants?"
The interviewer sneered, "Little girl, you said you can communicate with animals and plants?"
Tang Feng nodded and said, "Yes, Mr. Interviewer."
The interviewer laughed and said, "Little girl, you said you can communicate with animals and plants, and I said my father is the reincarnation of Qin Shi Huang.
Little girl, stop daydreaming. I have never heard of anyone who can communicate with animals and plants in my life. It is simply impossible, as outrageous as me saying that my father is the reincarnation of Qin Shi Huang.
No one will believe it.
Okay, little girl, I know you say such outrageous things because you really want this job. Considering that you are young, I won’t blame you for wasting my time. Okay, you can go now. Candidate No. 4344 who will come for interview will be here soon.
You have wasted my time for so long, go away now."
Tang Feng: "Mr. Interviewer, you must believe me that I can really communicate with animals and plants. I really need this job. Mr. Interviewer, why don't you find an animal to test me, and you will know that what I say is true."
Interviewer: "We are a pig farming company, we only have pigs. Do you want me to find you a pig so you can watch you communicate with the pig?"
Tang Feng nodded.
The interviewer sneered and said, "Little girl, do you not understand what people say?
I told you to leave, didn't you hear me? You told me to find you a pig to watch you communicate with it, but I don't have that much time. I have to interview tens of thousands of people today, and there are still 4344 people who haven't been interviewed yet.
I know you want to ask why it is 4344 instead of 4345, right?
I tell you, he died in a car accident because of No. 4345.
Okay, little girl, get out of here, I don't want to see you again."
After hearing what the interviewer said, Tang Feng quickly stood up and walked to the interviewer, grabbed his arm and cried, "Mr. Interviewer, I beg you to give me another chance. I really need this job.
I can really communicate with animals and plants, Mr. Interviewer, please believe me. "
Interviewer: "Let me go, little girl! Let me go now."
Tang Feng: "Mr. Interviewer, I won't let go unless you give me a chance."
The interviewer was so angry that he couldn't say anything. He felt that he was so unlucky to meet this girl. He would definitely not be able to finish his work today, and he would definitely not be able to keep his year-end bonus. He couldn't help but shed tears from his heart.
When Tang Feng saw this, she took out a tissue from her trouser pocket and handed it to the interviewer. She said, "Mr. Interviewer, let me wipe your tears."
After hearing this, the interviewer took her tissue and wiped her tears with it and said to her, "Thank you, you are such a nice girl."
Tang Feng smiled and said, "Mr. Interviewer, you're welcome. Mr. Interviewer, can you give me another chance? I really need this job."
The interviewer came to his senses and thought: No, why should I thank her? If she held my shoulders and refused to leave, would I cry?
The interviewer said, "Give you a chance? No way! Let go of my shoulders and leave here. If you don't let go, I'll call security."
Tang Feng: "Mr. Interviewer, why are you like this? I just gave you a tissue to wipe your tears. How can you repay kindness with hatred?"
Interviewer: "How dare you say that? Otherwise, if you hold my shoulders and refuse to leave, will I cry? Please let go and leave. I beg you, okay?"
Tang Feng: "No, if you don't give me a chance, I won't let go, even if the security guard comes. I know you just sent a text message to the security guard, and he's coming soon. But even if he comes, I won't let go."
The interviewer said, "Okay, little girl, do you think I can do nothing about you? Do you think my fitness training is in vain? Little girl, I don't want to hurt you."
After he finished speaking, he lifted Tang Feng up with a sudden force. He walked to Tang Feng's interview table, reached out and picked up Tang Feng's resume on the table and held it in his hand.
After that, he walked towards the door.
After a moment, he walked to the door.
He wanted to take off the Tang Feng pendant on his arm, but Tang Feng held on to it tightly and refused to let go.
He threw the resume in his hand to the ground, and used his free hand to pry Tang Feng's hands apart with great force. Tang Feng's hands were twisted red, but she did not let go and still held his shoulders tightly.
He had no choice but to say, "Why are you so stubborn, little girl? I really don't want to hurt you. If I hurt you, I won't have the medical expenses to compensate you.
Just let me go. Okay? It's getting dark, aren't you hungry? It's not safe for a little girl like you to go home alone at night, so just let me go and go home early."
Tang Feng: "No, I won't let you go unless you give me a chance. Mr. Interviewer, don't worry, I have plenty of time to spend with you. It's okay even after dark."
The interviewer smiled bitterly and said, "You have time, but I don't. Little girl, I really don't want to treat you like this, but if I don't treat you like this, you won't be able to let go, and that would offend you."
After he finished speaking, he lifted Tang Feng up and swung her like a washing machine. Tang Feng felt like vomiting and said to him, "Okay, okay, I'll let you go, stop, I want to vomit."
When he heard this, he was delighted and stopped. He pried Tang Feng's hand off, and without waiting for even a second after Tang Feng landed on the ground, he pushed Tang Feng out of the door. After pushing Tang Feng out of the door, he quickly closed the door, fearing that Tang Feng would come in again.
Tang Feng was pushed out when she was still dizzy. When she came to her senses and wondered what was going on, a flyer fell from the sky and covered her face.
At this moment, the cell phone in her trouser pocket suddenly rang.
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