After seeing enough of the fun and laughing enough, He Qing strolled away from the place of trouble.

As for saving people, it is impossible to save them.

On the contrary, He Qing felt that some people deserved it, and they were complete strangers to her.

It is even more impossible to lend a helping hand.

It was very kind of her not to kick someone when he was down.

You're still trying to help me? What the hell are you expecting?

I didn't see the onlookers standing at the edge of the pit trying to fish people out. They just found a thick wooden stick and helped pull a few of them out of the pit.

As for washing it clean, I’m sorry, there’s no way. You’ll have to figure it out yourself.

Hmm, I don’t know if this is a blessing in disguise.

Thanks to the help of the dung guys, I am not naked. Think about it from another angle, I have to choose between running naked and falling into a dung pit, but I don't know which one to choose?

Of course, the parties involved had no choice, God just helped them make the choice.

Ah, what a good man.

【Ah, God is such a good man. 】

There is a skill to leaving, of course.

No matter what, you have to see all the excitement you can, without even realizing it, so that the trip will not be in vain and the melons you eat will not be wasted.

After planning the departure route to ensure that she could pass every melon-eating scene, He Qing smiled brightly at Ji Mingchen.

"Husband, let's go."

To Director Wang: "Director Wang, you guys have to keep up~"

It doesn’t matter whether you are speechless or not, what matters is to eat melons.

The three of them were lying here, and there were new spectators. As for the person who was bitten on the buttocks, no one cared about his life or death because they were all busy with their own affairs.

"Go away, what are you looking at? Have you never seen a handsome guy before?"

The man had no clothes and just tore off two leaves to barely cover his private parts. He had a very bad temper.

The men and women who were watching didn't care at all.

She pointed her finger and used all her rural aunt's gossiping skills to the fullest, pointing and talking.

As for the incompetent and furious people involved, they were simply treated as air.

The heroine is the most eye-catching one because she is completely shameless, as if she is a veteran in a brothel, soliciting customers directly on the spot.

As for the two people who were still affectionate not long ago, it seemed as if they did not exist at all.

You know what, some people at the scene were really moved.

Unfortunately, due to face, I hesitated and was indecisive.

As for why you know?

[Master, that lady is inviting guests. Some of the male audience members who are watching are already very excited.]

【Who? 】

[The man next to the man next to the man on the left of the two girls. ]

He Qing looked over there. Well, it made her feel uncomfortable just looking at it. No wonder.

[Oh, if he really dares to broadcast live, he is awesome. He might even become very famous. After all, being a bad guy is still a good guy. As long as he can withstand the public opinion, he can earn a lot.]

[The master overestimated him, he didn't dare.]

However, I have made up my mind to contact them privately and the owner can report it.

Gather together, you can catch one for sure, and you can also get some bonuses, it is definitely worth choosing. 】

[Well, sure. Let me know when the time comes.]

There is no way she would refuse a small amount of money.

After watching the excitement from a distance for a while and seeing nothing new, she pulled the person away without hesitation.

[Let's go, Xiao Ba, and see the people who fell into the pit. ]

[Master, if you go there now you will only see the man and woman moaning and groaning in the pit. The one who fell into the pit earlier has been fished out, and is now shamelessly borrowing clothes to wear.

Unfortunately, everyone ran away when they saw him, so he didn't get to borrow any clothes.

Now he went to find a pond to wash the excrement off his body, and he was almost pickled. 】

[No, Xiaoba, stop talking. I really can't help but want to vomit. Fortunately, I didn't eat too much today, otherwise it would be a waste of food!

I can't waste food just because of who I eat. 】

He Qing waved her hand to express her ugly refusal.

Director Wang and the others were also extremely patient, otherwise they really would not be able to bear it and would want to vomit.

No, you have to hold it in. You must hold it in.

As professional directors and internet celebrities, everyone finally held back.

Try hard to forget those extremely interesting words, don’t think about them, don’t think about them.

But unfortunately, the one-person-one-unified communication continues.

[Has he found the weir pond now? ]

[Found it. There is a big pond here. It was originally planned to plant lotus ornamental plants, but it has been abandoned, so it is now full of weeds.

The whole pond is full of them.

There are also frogs and toads, and even leeches in some hidden corners.

Haha, master, that man is so unlucky, he is entangled by leeches, which are clinging to his legs and sucking his blood.

Huh? Well, he's lucky. 】

【What's wrong? Xiaoba. 】

[Master, the man's blood was sucked for a while, and then the leech disappeared. What a pity.]

【Why did it suddenly disappear? 】

Everyone walked forward while listening to gossip and chatting.

Director Wang said that he also wanted to know what was going on.

Ji Mingchen remained as still as a mountain. Did he not like gossip? No.

Is it because he is naturally cold and as steady as an old dog?

Yes, but more importantly, he knew that with his wife, he had all the answers.

Don't be sad, and don't be anxious.

[…It was the smell of feces on his body that saved him, because those leeches like clear water and find the smell of feces very disgusting.]

[I see. He escaped a disaster.]

[No, Master, the danger is not over yet.]

【What happened again? 】

As she said this, she ran wildly. She wanted to see the live show, which would be more exciting.

【There are alligators in this pond! 】

[What? I suddenly remembered that I had something else to do, so I left first.]

Are you kidding? She can’t beat a crocodile.

So he stopped eating the melon and ran away, taking out a big loudspeaker from somewhere.

Shouting with a hoarse voice.

"There are crocodiles in the pond here, let's go!"

The recording was successful and played in a loop until they left this dangerous place.

"Huh... I'm so tired, let me take a rest before we go on."

As for whether the onlookers in the park had left, she was not interested and did not want to care.

Anyway, she did her best.

Have a clear conscience.

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