The joy of eating melons is unimaginable!
Chapter 52: Encountering a melon on the way home
He Qing pulled Ji Mingchen and finally they didn't have to run so fast anymore, not to mention how reckless and undisciplined they were.
The couple walked hand in hand on the roadside. Behind them were several couples of the same kind. Although they were walking in the same direction, they did not disturb each other.
Director Wang:......
Haha, you want to provoke him, a lonely man, right?
Who doesn't have a wife yet?
What a mistake, what a mistake. I didn’t bring my wife with me today, and I was fed mouthful after mouthful of dog food. How hateful!
Assistant Director Wu: ...I am the real loner, okay?
Deputy Director Wu is still a single dog, but he is not sad at all. Humph, looking at these wife-doting maniacs, he doesn't want to enter the grave of marriage.
That's so sad.
It's really pitiful that you have to hand over your salary and still be controlled by your wife, and you don't even have much money in your pocket.
Ji Mingchen: This gives you a lot of say. I’m sorry, it’s not what you think.
Of course, Ji Mingchen, who was being affectionate with his wife, naturally had no idea what Deputy Director Wu was thinking.
If he knew, he would only use his strength to prove that he is the one who supports his wife. He does not have to hand over his salary and has plenty of money in his pocket. He would even like to be controlled.
But unfortunately, his wife doesn't want to worry at all. She just wants to be happy every day and is satisfied as long as she has food to eat and drink and doesn't starve.
He also hopes that his wife will be willing to take care of household affairs.
Unfortunately, I don’t want to.
Before we got married, we agreed that we would do the housework together, one would cook and the other would mop the floor.
One washes clothes while the other folds the quilts.
Of course, there was no chance for their quilt to be folded because both of them were very lazy.
Every day I just spread the quilt directly on the bed, and at night I just lift the quilt and go to bed.
Simple and straightforward, the two of them have highly consistent ideas on this point, there are no disagreements, and there are not many contradictions.
Either he takes a step back or his wife takes a step back, and life is very comfortable.
There is no such thing as mother-in-law and daughter-in-law conflicts or sandwiches.
On the contrary, the relationship between the mother-in-law and the daughter-in-law once made him, as a son, suspect that he was actually the son-in-law and the daughter-in-law was the daughter. The relationship between the mother-in-law and the daughter-in-law was so harmonious.
He and his dad sometimes have to stand aside.
If Deputy Director Wu could express his thoughts in front of Ji Mingchen, these are the words that Ji Mingchen would want to talk endlessly to Deputy Director Wu.
It's a pity, it's a shame, Ji Mingchen didn't know what Deputy Director Wu was thinking, and Deputy Director Wu didn't express his thoughts either.
It was such a pity that both parties missed out on an enjoyable chat.
Five couples held hands, and Director Wang glared at Director Wu. Director Wu said that he looked so innocent, as it was obviously not him who was showing off.
The staff were all eating melons, and they were so excited about the couple that they looked left and right for fear that it was not enough, and the excitement was really endless.
He Qing and her team became a beautiful sight in the eyes of the staff, which they did not know.
Of course, it doesn’t matter even if she knew, hehe, she has the best husband in the world.
I can't wait to show off.
But she doesn't show off.
Because she knows a metaphysical law very well: those who show affection will die quickly.
In order not to die quickly, she wants to secretly feel the happiness that belongs to her and cherish her good husband.
For example, a husband who is tall, handsome, good-looking, talented, and rich, with all these buffs, how could you find one if it wasn’t for God’s arrangement and extreme good luck.
After all, everyone wants to find a soul mate, but with 1.4 billion people in the country, how many can get what they want?
Little do we know that there are too few happy people and too many unhappy people.
Unfortunately, everyone has their own reasons. Either the man is too greedy, or the woman does not know how to be content.
A happy marriage is a two-way effort, with mutual respect and the ability to consider things from the other person's perspective.
But unfortunately, this requires overcoming human weaknesses, and most people find it difficult to persevere to the end.
As we walk along, we just drift apart.
Maybe it's for money, or other conflicts in life, anyway, the entanglements of love, hate, and resentment are really too difficult to explain, so the old people said it very well: a match made in heaven.
It's not just about family background, what's more important is thinking.
In other words, the essence is thinking.
He Qing was very happy because he encountered a disease that affected him in both directions.
Yes, it is a disease. Of course, she does not think that the word "disease" is a derogatory term.
On the contrary, this word is the most positive word for her.
Just think about it, how rare it is to find someone in this world who will laugh along with me when I’m making a fuss.
And the topic that the affectionate couple was discussing was exactly this.
Or it was caused by the fact that I just watched the melon and for some reason it expanded to here inexplicably.
At the beginning, the discussion was about the excitement that they had just seen.
"Haha, husband, that was so funny just now, the man fell into the pit, was finally fished out, tried to wash, but ended up being sucked blood by leeches again.
I finally got rid of the leeches with the help of my feces, but then I encountered a crocodile again."
Although He Qing was not at the scene, she had Xiao Ba, and what Xiao Ba recounted was equally exciting.
Speaking of Xiao Ba, He Qing suddenly realized something.
[Xiao Ba, you are so nice. With you, I seem to seldom search for things on my own. Woohoo, Xiao Ba, how can I live without you in the future?
Xiaoba, Xiaoba, without you, I would have lost so much happiness and fun. 】
This turn was unexpected, yet reasonable. Ji Mingchen was confused for a moment, then he understood.
He wanted to speak and agree with He Qing's words, but he restrained himself.
It doesn’t matter, he can wait until his wife and Xiao Ba finish chatting before continuing.
[Hehe, hehe, Master, I know I'm fine, Master, don't worry, Xiaoba is always here. ]
[Well, Xiao Ba, the best Xiao Ba in the world. ]
[Master, Xiao Ba and the master, who is more important in your mind? ]
He Qing: …
[Oops. Oops. OMG.]
She faced the most severe challenge in history.
She actually faced such a difficult choice.
What choice will she make?
To know what happens next, please watch the preview of the next episode. 】
[Master, Xiaoba, Xiaoba, I am so sad, Master, how can you escape?
Xiao Ba is heartbroken~】
[Okay, Xiaoba, you are an intelligent system, not an intelligent creature, please don’t cry~]
[Master, please don’t change the subject~]
[Okay, let’s put that aside. Now, please listen to my serious answer. My choice is…]
Ji Mingchen stretched his ears calmly. He wanted to hear what his wife thought.
My choice is... is...
What is the choice?
Okay, before the answer is revealed, please watch an advertisement. Xiaoba, switch to the advertisement mode. 】
Before Xiao Ba switched, He Qing was already standing on the side of the road as if no one was around, ignoring the people coming and going, and started dancing.
What dance is it?
Classical dance.
It also comes with its own BGM, and the singer sings and dances at the same time, and is very engaging and passionate.
This song is a dynamic piece of music that is popular in every street and is played in all kinds of stores, big or small, regardless of their scale - a divine song on a certain audio platform.
The music from more than a decade ago, after all the twists and turns, it’s still the same.
That is - Divination
"The wind blows the sand, the butterfly loves the flower, it is a story that will be passed down through the ages. Like the moon in the water, the love is fascinated by the flower in the mirror ~ Bamboo fence, wooden lute, under the arch bridge, who is singing, missing the distant care..."
As for the dance moves, they are purely self-written, directed and performed.
There are no rehearsals, no professional choreographers, only true feelings, and you can dance the way you want.
He almost twisted his hands into a knot.
Left wave, right wave, wave from top to bottom, then wave from bottom to top~
If I could reach behind me, I would have done a left and right wave, but I don't have the ability to do that.
Whatever.
With a few circles, it is still quite entertaining, and the expression of the eyes is just right.
At this time, the live broadcast room had already been unblocked and the live broadcast started again, and the audience was cursing in the barrage.
As a result, wow, seeing He Qing dancing here, well, there's something to watch, they aren't picky.
[This mental state, this person is really great, one day I will be able to do whatever I want on the street, regardless of other people's eyes.]
[So, upstairs, what do you want to do? I'm just curious, can you answer me?]
[I want to shit in the street in front of everyone]
[Dude, is there really no one you care about on the Internet? Do you really not treat netizens as outsiders? This statement is really powerful. I admire you.]
[Don't worry, I'm just talking. Also, I'm not a buddy, I'm a sister.]
[Sisters are brave enough! Sisters are brave enough to fly, and they will bear their own actions. Have a good journey.]
[It’s okay, I’m timid in real life, but I’ll hit hard online. Thank you for your support⊙w⊙]
[Sister above, please notify me when you poop in public. I don’t mean anything else. I just want to watch. I haven’t seen it before and want to learn more.]
[Oh, upstairs, then you won’t get the chance. It’s impossible to see it. It’s impossible in this life, unless... you are my husband.]
[The guy above, I am 180cm tall, am I qualified to be your husband? I don’t mean anything else, I just want to see how you poop, is there any innovation?]
[Sorry, I am afraid of men, so there is no hope in this life. But Brother 180, you can go to the temple and make a wish, and see if we can be together in the next life.]
[If at that time, I was still reborn as a girl.]
And gasping for breath.
[Haha, I'm just a passerby. I didn't want to talk, I just wanted to watch quietly, but the conversation between the brothers and this lady was so interesting that I had to interrupt. Okay, please continue, I will continue to watch in silence.]
[Agree with the above, +1]
[Agree with the above, +1]
……
Just this one sentence directly brought out a lot of +1s from lurking netizens.
The live broadcast room gradually went off track. As to whether they watched the live broadcast seriously or not, only they themselves knew it.
He Qing's dance was like a song every time she danced. She was very persistent and insisted on finishing the song.
Even though her breath was disordered at the end, she still completed the performance very professionally.
…even though it’s not actually necessary.
[The advertisement has been unlocked. Next, the answer will be revealed. My choice is...]
[Okay, Master, Xiao Ba knows, no need to tell me, Xiao Ba understands. ]
【??? I haven't said it yet? Xiaoba, what do you understand?】
[Master, you don't need to say more, I understand, I know that the male master is the most important in your heart, Xiao Ba doesn't dare to ask for so much.
As long as the master has a little place for Xiao Ba in his heart, Xiao Ba will be satisfied. 】
Ji Mingchen: ...This is the Green Tea King. I have confirmed through eye contact that he is indeed a Green Tea King.
[Oh, then, Xiaoba, since you already know everything, I won’t say any more hurtful words.]
Xiao Ba: ...Plot: That’s not right, that’s not what the script says. Why don’t we follow the routine?
Ji Mingchen couldn't suppress the smile.
He smiled smugly, smiled smugly, and in his heart he was laughing too wildly, so much so that he could hardly control his facial expression. No, he couldn't lose control.
But his wife admits that he is the most important.
These two couples have been in love without realizing it, what a damn tacit understanding.
Forget it, single guys don’t want to watch it and kick over this huge bowl of dog food.
The spectators were already ready, eating melons quietly with a very low sense of presence, and they were qualified spectators.
The other four couples had long stopped being bored with each other and were instead whispering to each other, discussing the new melon they had tasted.
It is the drama of the year starring He Qing, Ji Mingchen and Xiao Ba.
"The Question of the Century: Who is the Most Important Person or Leader in Your Mind?"
The final performance outcome was that Mr. Ji Mingchen successfully advanced and was awarded the most important candidate in Ms. He Qing's mind.
Well-deserved, unquestionable, unique...
The fun ended naturally and the group continued to move forward. As for the onlookers, as long as they were not embarrassed, others would be embarrassed.
Of course, because of the popularity of the program, it’s true that many people recognized them and were very excited.
However, based on Master He's "authority", I decided to watch it from a distance and not play with it.
He Qing and Ji Mingchen continued the topic that was interrupted just now because of the off-topic.
"Hubby, you haven't told me yet, was that lively scene just now interesting or not?
If you ask me, those men and women deserved it. Well, I feel really good about it, haha."
"Yeah, baby is right."
Based on what they saw, well, there is no objection to gloating, and it really makes people happy to watch the fun.
“Well, although it’s fun and exciting, I wonder how sad the wives of those men must be, as well as the husbands of those women.
Of course, it is best to not have a wife or husband. After all, no one will say anything when you are single. It is just a personal choice.
As long as they don't harm innocent men and women, they can play however they want. They are all in the same circle and it's just as chaotic, so just let it be.
But if men and women who have families still behave like this, they really deserve retribution.”
"Baby, just watch the fun. As strangers, we can't interfere in other people's affairs."
"I know I'm just complaining, I really don't understand those cheating scumbags. If they want to be playboys, can't they choose to be so?
Just do whatever you want, do whatever you like.
I just don't know if those people are being servile or just looking for excitement. If they are looking for excitement, why not find any other excitement? Why do they have to find the excitement of cheating? They are really sick!
"If you keep hoping for the best, you will get your feet wet if you keep walking by the river. You will get yourself killed sooner or later!"
"Well, okay, baby, don't be angry anymore."
“Tsk, I’m not angry, I don’t know those people, I’m just complaining about this phenomenon.
Really, husband, crimes like adultery and cheating should be severely punished, because these scumbag men and women disrupt normal love and marriage.
Nowadays, many people are afraid of marriage and having children. Apart from the high housing prices and high education costs, it is actually because it is too difficult to know people!
After all, both men and women will pretend, but once they have tricked their husband or wife into getting their hands on them, they will stop pretending, and in the end, their marriage will be a mess.”
As they were talking, suddenly, a movement not far away caught their attention.
They stopped communicating and looked around. There were only a few people around. Apart from them, there was no one else. It turned out that they had walked into a remote place.
Some were chatting, some were watching the show, and they really didn't pay any attention.
Unconsciously, I deviated from the original path.
[Master, there are melons, there are melons, there are big melons! ]
[Got it. Let's go, Xiao Ba, and watch. ]
She had already guessed what it was.
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