The joy of eating melons is unimaginable!

"We don't have to go. There are snakes over there."

He Qing turned her head casually. Haha, what are you looking for? It's been delivered to your door.

And looking at the direction, it was heading towards the pile of grass that had just been pulled up.

"five four three two one."

The countdown ended and screams were heard.

"Fuck, where did the snake come from?"

"geigei~geigei~I'm scared~"

This voice made He Qing feel like vomiting. It was so pretentious and disgusting.

[Yue, this voice is so unpleasant. ]

"Fuck, the snake bit my butt, am I going to die, wuwuwu...

I still have so much money left to spend, men are so unlucky, God is so unfair!"

The scene suddenly became chaotic.

"Where are the clothes? Where are the clothes? They are gone."

He Qing glanced in the direction of Director Wang and saw a pile of clothes lying in disarray on the ground next to him.

"High, it is high!"

He Qing gave a thumbs up. She had to give a thumbs up to Director Wang! This is a must!

Wang Dao kept his achievements and fame to himself and lived in a low profile.

This attracted the same thumbs-up from Wang Dan and others.

[You are still the dog, Director Wang. I have to say, you did a great job. So, the question is, how did those people come out? Running around naked in broad daylight?

Haha, that picture is too beautiful, I dare not look at it, I don’t dare to look at it at all. 】

Just thinking about that scene, He Qing couldn't stop laughing.

This side was still in chaos, and soon the same situation was repeated in a different location.

"Oh!"

"Yahoo!"

"Ahaha! Got you!"

"My king, come and catch me! Come and catch me! Come and catch me, my king~"

"Fuck, where did this person come from?"

Laughter, sarcasm, panic...all kinds of sounds were heard continuously and intertwined with each other.

What a mess the scene was.

One "corpse" after another emerged from the bushes.

"Oh my god, it's a zombie, it's a zombie!"

This scene is so messy that I dare not even look at it. No wonder!

It wasn't just He Qing. All the female comrades present had their eyes wide open as they spoke.

It is really limited by physiological conditions, but it doesn't matter. You can use manual assistance - use your own hands to open those squinty eyes.

As long as you are not dying, just keep your eyes open as wide as possible and watch the fun. How can you do this without enough eyes?

"Wife?"

"Old, old, old, old, old, old, old...Mr.?"

I don't know which position it was, but a scene of catching an adulterer was staged.

[Oh no, I thought I was here to watch the fun, but I didn’t expect that the clown was actually me. I was watching the fun and ended up watching myself. Haha, this guy is really miserable. ]

With Xiao Ba's help, He Qing could keep an eye on all directions and listen carefully, so as not to miss any subtle details.

Although the scene is chaotic, it does not affect the quality of eating melons at all.

Well, it doesn’t affect the quality of He Qing’s eating of melons.

No matter how chaotic it is, as long as it doesn't affect her eating melons, the rest doesn't matter.

One big drama after another keeps unfolding.

Although there are multiple perspectives, He Qing only has a pair of eyes.

[Oh my god, oh my god, which one should I look at? Why don’t I have seven or eight pairs of eyes? This is the first time I want to have many eyes so I can look at them all at once.]

Director Wang and others nodded. Yes, yes, they felt the same way.

[Master, someone has fallen into the pit over there.]

[What? There's a manure pit here? ]

He Qing didn't understand. No, this place was deserted, so how could there be a manure pit?

[This was a temporary place built by the construction workers to solve their urgent needs.

I simply built a shed, dug a big hole, and got two wooden boards.

It is exactly the same as the open-air toilet behind the pigpen in the countryside. 】

[Oh, I understand.]

However, it has been deserted for so long, there is still manure in it, and people still come here to solve their urgent needs? 】

[How could it not be? Has the master forgotten that in rural areas, where there are many weeds and few people, if you can't find a toilet, you can just go to the toilet there. Isn't that normal?]

[Okay, it's quite normal. I've done this before, hehe.]

[So, although this place is deserted, there is still a lot of feces inside, and on rainy days, a lot of water accumulates.

There's not just human feces, but also feces from small animals and fallen leaves.

Animals and insects that accidentally fell in and drowned.

Anyway, there are a lot of good things in it that are beneficial to the soil.

The manure here is very nutritious, and there are many white, fat maggots in it~]

[Um...that, Xiaoba, I remember there was a dish called fried maggots. I heard it’s very nutritious.

I remember when I just came here, there was an ecological restaurant nearby. If I remember correctly, there seemed to be such a dish on the menu. 】

[Yes, Master, you guessed it right.]

[…Well, let’s light a candle for those who have a special interest in this kind of cuisine. ]

Everyone:...

I feel a little bit like Yue, what should I do?

Ah, I can’t think about it, I can’t think about it. The more I think about it, the more I feel like vomiting.

"Is there anyone who can save me? I don't want to die. Mom, I want mom. I was bitten by a snake."

He Qing also observed a moment of silence for the diners who had tasted this "delicious dish".

As a result, before even a minute of silence had been observed, a loud voice resounded through the sky.

This is truly tragic.

This voice was not only heard by He Qing and the others, but by many people.

And I can hear it very clearly.

It can be heard clearly in this chaotic environment. One can imagine that the voice is really loud.

In fact, because of this voice, the scene was briefly quiet for a moment.

Immediately, the noise, even louder than that in the vegetable market, resumed, with all kinds of noisy sounds ringing in the ears.

Crying or laughing, quarreling or making noise, or hysterical...

The voice with a strong presence just now was simply ignored.

Except for He Qing who paid attention for a while.

[Hey, that's not right. Wasn't he bitten by a snake a long time ago? What are you still yelling about now? ]

[Master, this other person is not the man just now. ]

[So, how many people were bitten by snakes at the scene, and how many innocent snakes were affected by their play? ]

[Well, the owner probably has quite a few. At least seven or eight people have been bitten.

Two men were bitten on their buttocks, and one man was bitten on a vital part. They are currently trying to save themselves.

There was also a man who sat on the body of a snake, killing the snake. Then the snake's mother came to avenge her son. 】

How to take revenge?

[She crawled into the crack of the man's buttocks and bit his little flower.]

[Are these snakes poisonous? Will they kill anyone?]

[Please rest assured, the snakes in this park are non-venomous. At most, the bite will cause slight swelling, but it will not affect your life.]

[That's good, that's good, as long as no one is killed, as for the minor injuries, I can only say that it's what I deserve.]

Knowing that no one would be killed, He Qing felt relieved and continued to watch the fun heartlessly.

[By the way, Xiaoba, you haven't told me where the remaining ones were bitten? ]

[The rest were women who were bitten. One was bitten on the face, one was bitten on the tongue, and one was bitten on the chest. They both have some sequelae.]

What are the sequelae?

[If you are bitten on the face, there is a high probability that you will suffer from facial paralysis.

If your tongue is bitten, it will affect your speech in the future.

The one that was bitten on the chest became even smaller.】

He Qing: …

Damn, she understands everything in seconds. It's so tiring to be a girl who understands everything in seconds.

[Change, change, let’s not talk about it anymore. Oh, by the way, didn’t we just say that someone fell into the toilet? Has he been fished out now? Is he still in the toilet? ]

[Master, two have been fished out. There was a man who fell into the pit headfirst. He accidentally took a few bites of a poisonous mushroom and now he is hallucinating.

He was dragging his lover who had fallen in with him, and they were performing a pornographic version of Plants vs. Zombies in the toilet.

The people around them couldn't separate the two of them, so they could only give up and let them be. 】

[Ahem, this taste is really strong.

Then there is no solution at all? 】

[We have called 120, and someone has also called the police. We will be saved once the medical staff and police arrive.]

[That’s good, that’s good. Well, as expected, if you walk by the river, you’ll get your shoes wet!

Haha, I sympathize with them, but I am also happy to eat melons, haha, thanks to them for providing me with laughter for the whole day.

Sure enough, it feels good to build your own happiness on the pain of others.

They are such sad stories. 】