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There must be a brave man under the heavy reward!

After five soldiers were knocked unconscious by the stench, Zhang Zhao was finally pinned to the ground.

But his sticking out butt was still gushing out like the Baotu Spring.

When two more soldiers fell to the ground and twitched, Qin Feng finally stood up and shouted:

"Cork him! Cork him!"

Sun Quan also shouted quickly:

"Yes! Immediately! Right now! Go find me some corks!"

At once, everyone took action.

But how can I find it in such a hurry?

At this moment, the clever Brother Dafei saw the tree branch beside him and suddenly an idea came to him.

He pulled the dagger from his boot and slashed.

He whittled it casually, then handed it over, saying with concern:

"Hurry, I found it, put it on him."

Sun Quan immediately looked at Zhang Fei with gratitude.

Unexpectedly, among the envoys sent by Liu Bei, the one with the most conscience, responsibility and sense of justice was Zhang Yide!

Qin Feng is a pervert with a brain disease, and Kong Ming is the mastermind behind the fanning in the middle of winter!

Only Zhang Yide is the representative of truth, goodness and beauty!

But just as the soldier took the wooden plug and stuffed it into Zhang Zhao's butt, a shrill scream suddenly resounded throughout the county magistrate's mansion!

The sound was so tragic that everyone couldn't help but shiver.

Qin Feng approached cautiously and stretched his head to look secretly.

Zhang Zhao was sweating profusely and said in a trembling voice:

“Yes…yes…”

Qin Feng asked urgently:

"What? Poisonous? Poison in shit?!"

As soon as these words were spoken, there was another panic!

Especially those who were jumped on were panicked.

Fortunately, Zhang Zhao used up his last bit of strength and said in a hoarse voice:

"There's a wooden thorn! Damn it! Dignity, your mother!!!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Zhao rolled his eyes and fainted, but his body still twitched from time to time. It was truly tragic.

Looking at Zhang Zhao who had fainted and his buttocks slowly oozing blood, Qin Feng could not help but take a breath, widened his eyes, and said in shock:

"Brother Dafei, you didn't cut the splinters???"

Zhang Fei stiffened his neck and said:

"Just tell me whether he will run away or not!"

"?????"

[The cat isn't running around anymore, but it looks like it's bleeding! ]

【Zhang Quede! What a great Zhang Quede! 】

[Zhao Laonian has no bottom line, and Zhang Quede has no morals! ]

[This is not a question of morality anymore. Which decent person would use a wooden thorn to stick into someone's butt? ]

[It hurts, it hurts so much! It hurts just looking at it! ]

[I silently clamped my skin and swallowed it. Is this a pornographic anchor? Why is she not censored? ]

Seeing that Zhang Zhao had stopped spitting, the soldiers hurriedly rushed him to the medical officer.

He was afraid that if he sent it too late, Zhang Zhao would have diarrhea and die.

If he really escapes and dies, his name will be recorded in history!

Not only him, but the entire Jiangdong and the entire Sun Group will go down in history!

Duke Jing of Jin became the first monarch to drown because of lack of toilet facilities, and Zhang Zhao became the first minister to die of diarrhea.

Of course, because he was worried that more ministers would be stinking to death, Sun Quan immediately ordered the rescue of the Jiangdong civil officials whose lives or deaths were unknown.

Seeing Yu Fan being carried out twitching, Bu Lu vomited until he was half dead.

Xue Zong, who had obsessive-compulsive disorder, screamed while cleaning his shit-yellow clothes.

There was also Lu Ji, who was frantically cutting his hair with a knife because Zhang Zhao had also jumped on it.

Watching all this, Sun Quan closed his eyes in pain.

He didn't understand why it turned out like this.

It was fine an hour ago, but now it has turned into a bunch of rotten fish and shrimp.

Qin Feng!!!

Although there is no evidence, my intuition tells me that it is him!

This is too much! This is too much!

Sun Quan was furious and prepared to settle the score with Qin Feng.

But as soon as he raised his head, he was stunned.

Qin Feng rushed over in anger and shouted:

"Lord Wu! You've gone too far! You've gone too far!"

"?????"

Sun Quan was confused and said, "You are using my words!"

Why am I the only one who went too far?

Qin Feng pointed at the messy reception room and said with great sorrow:

"My master is sincere and wants to join forces with Jiangdong to fight against Cao thief!

Not only did you send a bunch of uneducated idiots to scold us, but you also let Zhang Zhao come to join in the fun?

Is this how you, Jiangdong, treat your guests? Is this your sincerity in negotiations? "

Sun Quan and Lu Su looked at each other and were stunned.

In the matter of "sending a bunch of uneducated idiots to curse people", are you cursing yourself?

Even though we are in the inner hall, we can hear you swearing!

What does "chuanxi zhuxing" mean? When your family is having fun, do you perform chuanxi?

Isn’t that too fucking bad?

Lu Su glanced at the messy reception room, and the soldiers who were cleaning up and fainting one after another, and gritted his teeth and said:

"General Qin, does this matter really have nothing to do with you?"

Upon hearing this, Qin Feng immediately looked up to the sky and sighed. A crystal tear slowly flowed down his cheek, fell to the ground and broke into eight petals.

He couldn't help but widen his eyes, his face full of disbelief, and choked up:

"Zijing, how can you say such cold words when your body is only 37 degrees Celsius?

If it was really arranged by me, would I save Marquis Wu?

If it was really arranged by me, would Brother Dafei ask Musai to save Zhang Zhao?"

Sun Quan and Lu Su looked at each other and were unsure for a moment.

That's true. If you really want to embarrass Jiangdong, then you should let yourself be slapped in the face.

But when I first arrived, if Qin Feng hadn't risked his life to save me, I would have lost face!

He might even faint on the spot.

Seeing that Sun Quan's expression had eased, the barrage of comments immediately exploded.

[His acting skills are at the level of an award-winning actor. It's a pity that Zhao Laonian doesn't go to film. ]

[Is he helping you? He tripped and fell! He had no choice but to jump on you! ]

[I even saw Zhao Laonian reaching out to throw you to Zhang Zhao! But considering the consequences, he stopped his evil hands! ]

[The trick is complete! Sun Shiwan is completely crippled! 】

Sun Quan took a deep breath and tried hard to maintain his dignity.

Even though he felt that he might have wronged Qin Feng, he could not lose face with all the civil officials in the court present.

So he nodded slightly and said in a deep voice:

"Okay, let's not talk about this for now. Are you going too far in scolding Jiangdong's civil officials?"

Unexpectedly, Qin Feng jumped up and said in great sorrow:

"Bringing up old scores, huh? Am I willing to fight them?

Although these guys are straightforward, I didn't expect them to be so full of shit, right?

What did we say at the beginning? If it wasn’t for the Wu Kingdom…”

"Hush! Hush! Hush!"

Sun Quan was immediately horrified, covered Qin Feng's mouth with his hand, and whispered in his ear:

"Didn't we agree not to mention Wu Guotai?

I was wrong, I was wrong, is that okay? "

Kong Ming, who was fanning himself at the side and had long been numb, suddenly had some spirit in his colorless eyes after hearing the two people whispering, and he couldn't help but murmured:

"Hmm? Okay? What did you guys agree on?

Why don’t I know anything? What happened? I am the one who is in charge, okay?

Lu Su was watching coldly from the side. Looking at Kong Ming waving his feather fan gently, he could not help but clench his fists tightly, feeling extremely sad.

"Kong Ming, my dear friend, if it's not Qin Feng, then it must be you? The mastermind behind this!

The situation is already so chaotic, yet you remain unmoved!

His face was extremely calm, without any expression at all!

If you didn't plan all this, why would you look so confident?

Why! Why do you do this? "