Three Kingdoms: I live broadcast at Changbanpo and shocked the world

【Kong Ming: I am so stupid, thank you for thinking so highly of me. It is such an honor to be able to plan Zhang Zhao's escape.】

【Kong Ming: Ah, right, right! It was all planned by me, it was all me, and I was also the one who said the shit was poisonous.】

[Kong Ming: My face is frozen, not my brain. Thank you! Only Zhao Laonian can do such a thing!]

Unfortunately, no one can defend Kong Ming.

Kong Ming did not realize that he had become the ultimate scapegoat.

Both Sun Quan and Lu Su regarded him as the mastermind behind the incident.

Seeing Sun Quan and Qin Feng arm in arm, whispering for a long time.

Originally, one thought that a bloody conflict would break out, but after a while, the two of them were arm in arm, laughing obscenely, and it felt like they were in cahoots.

Kong Ming was confused. Did the two of them reach some dirty deal?

They were clearly enemies just now, but now they are good brothers?

At this moment, Sun Quan's voice came:

"You are my beloved relatives, my brothers and sisters! You can't just ignore this matter!"

Qin Feng immediately patted his chest and promised loudly:

"Don't worry, Lord Wu, you are my brother!

From now on, I will chop anyone who messes with you!"

After the two finished chatting, Sun Quan looked at Kong Ming deeply and returned to the inner courtyard first.

Qin Feng looked at Kong Ming with a smile and said:

"Sir, let's go to the inner court to meet Marquis Wu."

Kong Ming nodded numbly and followed him.

At this moment, Huang Gai rushed in and shouted:

"Kong Ming is a rare talent of the time. You are challenging him with your words. This is not the proper way to show respect to a guest... Ugh!"

As a result, before he could finish his sentence, he rolled his eyes and almost fainted.

Fortunately, Lu Su was quick to act and held him up.

Huang Gai covered his mouth and wanted to vomit, and said angrily:

"What the hell is going on with your pants pocket? How can you be so uncultured?"

Lu Su hurriedly explained to Qin Feng, Kong Ming and others awkwardly:

"I was worried that something might go wrong during the debate, so I arranged for General Huang to come to the rescue."

After saying that, he pushed Huang Gai out.

Huang Gai was still confused and stretched his head to see what was happening inside, but was blocked by Lu Su.

"Zijing, what happened in there?"

"Nothing, nothing."

"Why does it stink so bad?"

"Zhang Yide farted!"

Brother Dafei, who was picking his nose and looking bored, immediately became unhappy.

Seeing that he was about to yell, Qin Feng quickly grabbed him.

Sun Quan just said that no one is allowed to tell anyone about what happened today!

This concerns Jiangdong's reputation!

Qin Feng considers himself to be a very rule-abiding person who values ​​his promises very much.

He would not tell anyone a word about what happened today.

He would never slander his good brother, Sun Shiwan.

He just planned to let Zhang Fei write one or two hundred leaflets and throw them to Cao Cao.

This shouldn't be told to anyone, right?

What does what this written by Gou Dafei have to do with me, Zhao Laonian?

Although full of doubts, Huang Gai still led the way with Lu Su.

Just as I reached the middle door, I suddenly saw someone coming towards me.

This man was wearing a tall hat and a wide belt, had a handsome face, and his eyebrows were very similar to Kong Ming.

Sure enough, when the two met, they became excited.

Kong Ming bowed slightly and said with a smile:

"I've met my brother."

Zhuge Jin was overjoyed, and tightly held Kong Ming's hand, saying:

"Since you have come to Jiangdong, why don't you see me?"

Kong Ming smiled faintly and said:

"Since I serve Uncle Liu, I should put public interests before private ones.

I dare not attend to personal matters until my official business is finished.

When the Sun-Liu alliance is formed, it won’t be too late for us brothers to meet again. Please forgive me, brother.”

Zhuge Jin nodded and said:

"Okay, then go meet Marquis Wu first, and then we can talk."

Just as Kong Ming was about to leave, Zhuge Jin seemed to remember something and suddenly said in surprise:

"Hey? Your sister-in-law sewed a lucky charm. Come here and I'll give it to you."

Others did not suspect anything. After all, they were brothers and had not seen each other for many years. It was normal for them to get closer and it would not waste much time.

Lu Su was pulling Huang Gai and muttering something beside him, most likely asking him to keep it a secret.

Qin Feng was bored and started reading the comments.

Seeing Qin Feng staring at the ground in front of him in a daze again, motionless, pointing at something with his finger, Zhang Fei knew that he was sick again.

[It seems that this anchor has really traveled through time? The news about him online is getting more and more outrageous. ]

[Who says it's not true? It seems that this Zhao Laonian not only traveled to the Three Kingdoms period, but also started a live broadcast? ]

[Can the anchor see this? Please help me get some antiques. I will reward you if I make money. ]

Qin Feng snorted lightly and couldn't help but said:

"Let's not talk about the fact that I was deceived by Baga-chan, right now, I'm being chased and hacked by Boss Cao!

My life is about to end, and I still have the mood to buy antiques for you?"

[Stop it! You are just bullying the people around you because they can't see the comments. You are just trying to trick people. I really can't see that you are going to die. ]

[Rubbish anchor, no talent at all, at first he was "slashing snow-winged eagle with a knife, you're killing Cao Cao on the live broadcast", now he's just trying to get enough airtime, right? ]

[Host, please show us a talent. How about breaking rocks? ]

Qin Feng was delighted when he saw it, and pulled Zhang Fei over, pointing at the ground and saying:

"Come on, Brother Dafei, show us your talent!"

Unexpectedly, this action scared Brother Dafei so much.

He grinned and almost cried, then he sniffed hard, clasped his hands together, and said in a sobbing voice:

"Grandpas of the Yan Mansion, I'm just joking, don't take it seriously.

I am different from him. I haven’t lived enough! You should just take him in!”

[Look how scared Da Fei is. Does he think the anchor is doing a live broadcast from Yanfu? ]

[Brother Dafei performed a long-slope roar, and roared at Zhao Laonian to make him infertile! ]

[Sonic attack, right? Oo, I'll shatter you to pieces!]

Qin Feng was immediately amused. What is Yanfu? The residence of the King of Hell? How about calling it Hell?

While the two gangs were busy, Zhuge Jin, who was personally putting the amulet on Kong Ming, whispered:

"Brother, don't mess with others anymore!

Look at you, what have you done to Zhang Zhao?"

Kong Ming's eyes widened immediately, and he said in confusion:

"Why did I become the one causing all this trouble? What does it have to do with me?"

Zhuge Jin glanced at him in reproach and said:

"You're still pretending, aren't you? I've watched you grow up since you were a child. Among the three of us, you're the only one with the most tricks!

If it wasn't you who did it, then it could have been done by Zhao Laonian who has a brain disease?"

It would be fine if I didn’t mention it, but I remembered it as soon as Kong Ming was mentioned.

Rhubarb, Coptis chinensis, and Senna leaves, aren’t these the things that can cause diarrhea? !

Zhuge Jin looked at Zhuge Liang in a daze, thinking that he had admitted it, so he persuaded him earnestly:

"Brother, although my Zhuge clan has laid out three plans, you must not act too hastily.

Although Zhang Zhao of Jiangdong suppressed me severely, he is old after all.

I won't live for a few decades, and then I can ascend to the throne smoothly.

You are being so ruthless, but it's a bit too much."

Kong Ming smiled bitterly and said helplessly:

"It's really not me."

Zhuge Jin patted the back of his neck and said angrily:

"Still pretending with your brother! Still pretending with your brother! You are full of evil intentions!

It's just a matter of leaking urine, it's so rude, be careful next time!"

Kong Ming suddenly became anxious, not even bothering to fan himself, and explained:

"It's really not me, brother. You know me well."

"Of course I understand you, I see, even I am fooling you, right?

I understand, it’s all within your calculations!

Hahaha! I'll leave first so I won't ruin your plan."

As he spoke, Zhuge Jin gave Kong Ming a look that said "I understand all".

Then he put on an expression that said "I'm counting on you" and walked away, looking back every few steps.

He even mouthed "Brother understands, brother knows nothing, Zhang Zhao is not someone you can mess with."

Kong Ming was dumbfounded. It was indeed not me who did Zhang Zhao wrong! !

You know nothing, you know nothing? You must be sick, right?

Seeing that the two brothers had finished their conversation, Qin Feng and others came over.

Although Kong Ming looked like he was mentally broken, no one noticed anything unusual.

After all, his face always has the same expression...

Soon, the group made a big circle and arrived at the inner courtyard.

Sun Quan sat high up in the seat and had been waiting for a long time.

Before entering, Lu Su whispered:

"Please do not say that Cao Cao has many soldiers and generals."

Kong Ming nodded slightly to indicate that he remembered it.

Qin Feng asked curiously:

"Is my good brother such a coward?"

Lu Su's eyes widened immediately and he said angrily:

"Can this be called cowardly? This is called prudent!"

"Okay, okay, be steady."

Qin Feng waved his hand, pushed open the door and walked in.

After the ceremony, Kong Ming, Qin Feng and Zhang Fei sat in two seats.

Only at this time did Kong Ming have the mood to take a closer look at Sun Quan's appearance.

When she saw that he had blue eyes and purple beard, and looked very handsome, she couldn't help but think to herself:

“This person has an extraordinary appearance and must be arrogant.

He is the lord of Jiangdong at such a young age, so the only way to provoke him is with words!

Otherwise, this person would never agree to fight against Cao!"

After offering tea, Sun Quan said:

"You just had a debate with the civil officials of Jiangdong, so I won't say more.

Liu Huangshu has fought many decisive battles with Cao Cao, so he must be well aware of his army's strengths and weaknesses. Can you tell me a thing or two?"

The corner of Kong Ming's mouth twitched, and he really wanted to correct Sun Quan's slip of the tongue.

The one who just exchanged insults with the Jiangdong civil official was Zhao Laonian, not me! Not me! Not me!

Why are you all accusing me?

Fortunately, Kong Ming had a strong psychological quality. He calmed down a little and said with a smile:

"Cao Cao has about one million soldiers on land and sea!"

Sun Quan was surprised:

"Could it be a scam?"

Kong Ming shook his head slowly and said seriously:

"No, when Cao Cao was in Yanzhou, he already had 200,000 Qingzhou troops.

After defeating Yuan Shao, he gained another 500,000 or 600,000 troops.

There were 300,000 to 400,000 soldiers in the Central Plains, and with the support of Liu Biao, there were another 200,000 to 300,000.

If you calculate carefully, it’s no less than 1.5 million.”

After saying that, Kong Ming looked at Sun Quan with anticipation, almost wanting Sun Quan to spray him.

But what he didn't expect was that after Sun Quan pondered for a long time, he suddenly slapped the table and said:

"My goodness, it's only 1.5 million. I thought it was 2 million.

Do it! Do it with him! "

Kong Ming: “????”

Another crazy one?

Only 1.5 million? Do you want to listen to what you are talking about? ? ?

Kong Ming looked at Qin Feng with a confused look on his face. He subconsciously felt that something went wrong!

Qin Feng spread his hands, looking innocent as if it had nothing to do with him.

Kong Ming's mentality collapsed.

Holy shit? The whole world is against me, right?