Three Kingdoms: I live broadcast at Changbanpo and shocked the world

[This is so mean! I really didn’t expect that there is such a mean person like Zhao Laonian in the world! ]

[Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap! Why is this live broadcast so real? I feel like something is going to jump out of me!]

[Ahhhh! My eyes! They hurt!]

【Zhao Laonian is awesome!!! Let’s go big rocket!!!】

"It's leaking? What do you mean by leaking?!"

Sun Quan was stunned and completely shocked.

I asked you to go to the talks and form the Sun-Liu alliance, but you jumped out of control?

Lu Su recalled the scene he had just seen, and could not help but shudder, and nodded heavily:

"It's literally thin!"

Sun Quan closed his eyes in pain, but he still held out hope and asked in a trembling voice:

"You jumped while you were using the toilet, right? That's not a big deal, at most you can talk to someone else."

Lu Su grinned, almost crying, and said in a sobbing voice:

"My lord, he jumped in public!"

"In the drawing room?"

"The living room!"

"what……"

Sun Quan covered his chest in pain and fell down on the couch.

Jiangdong has lost all its face!

Zhang Zhao misled me!

From today on, the entire Jiangdong will be nailed to the pillar of shame and whipped by historians for thousands or even tens of thousands of years!

And his title of Marquis Wu is likely to be called Marquis Chuangxi by future generations.

It hurts, it hurts too much!

When Sun Quan thought of the name Chuangxi Hou, he felt chest tightness and shortness of breath, as if he was about to faint.

No! can not be like this!

Sun Quan stood up suddenly, his blue eyes full of madness.

Although he was only 26 years old at the time, he controlled the six counties of Jiangdong. How could he not have the ambition to become emperor?

When the Han Dynasty lost its power, the whole world was chasing it!

Sun Quan took a deep breath, looked at Lu Su, and said coldly:

"Go! Take control of the entire reception room immediately and tell them that anyone who dares to tell anyone will die!"

Lu Su was stunned. How could he keep this thing secret?

All the people in there are important figures. What can I do?

Not to mention the likes of Qin Feng and Zhang Fei, one of them can defeat a hundred people.

Take Zhang Zhao, the instigator, for example. If he were to survive, the power of the Zhang family would be enough to disrupt the entire Jiangdong!

So he could only say with great sorrow:

"My Lord, you haven't seen that scene, it's too abnormal!

Why don't you go there in person? It's really too perverted!"

Sun Quan glared at Lu Su fiercely, but he could also understand his hesitation, so he waved his hand and said:

"Humph! I'll go there myself! I don't believe it. How perverted can it be?"

As he spoke, he strode towards the front hall with the gait of a dragon or a tiger.

At the same time he shouted:

"No one is allowed to enter! Surround the entire reception room!

Anyone who dares to peek will be beheaded and his entire clan will be exterminated!"

"promise!"

As soon as Sun Quan finished speaking, all the soldiers in the county governor's office took action.

A large number of soldiers in heavy armor surrounded the entire reception room.

Holding a sharp blade, he is full of murderous intent.

The Cao army spies outside the county magistrate's mansion were extremely anxious, fearing that the talks would be successful and that Sun and Liu would form a complete alliance.

As a result, when he heard about the turmoil in the palace and the mobilization of soldiers, he was overjoyed.

It was easy to get it! Most likely the negotiations between Sun and Liu broke down! They mobilized troops and started fighting!

That’s right. After all, who would bring a person with a brain disease to a serious negotiation?

I never know when this thing will get sick.

Moreover, this Zhao Laonian is not just stupid, he is also brave enough to defeat ten thousand men!

I believe the reason why Kong Ming brought Zhang Fei with him was to control him better, right?

Thinking of this, the Cao army spies could not wait to pass the good news back so as to receive a reward from Prime Minister Cao.

At the same time, Sun Quan strode towards the front hall. Listening to the chaotic noise and constant screams inside, he became increasingly irritated and could not help but roared:

"Shut up! How disgraceful! How disgraceful!

"They are the most important officials in Jiangdong, but they are so panicked by such a small scene, what a bunch of rubbish!"

At this time, Sun Quan also reacted. Something was wrong. Something must have gone wrong!

Before, although Zhang Zhao relied on his status as a minister entrusted with the care of the young emperor and the influence of the Zhang family in Jiangdong, he always contradicted him.

But I haven't heard that he can't control his Pi Yanzi?

I haven't heard that his stomach condition could be so bad?

Qin Feng!

At this moment, the name appeared in his mind uncontrollably.

Nothing good has happened since I met this guy!

He must be the one causing trouble, otherwise, why couldn't Zhang Zhao control Pi Yanzi?

Why do you want to be a hysterectomy! Why do you want to be a hysterectomy! Why!

Just as Sun Quan was getting angrier and angrier, Qin Feng suddenly ran towards this direction with a look of panic on his face!

And it looks like there is no intention of slowing down at all!

Sun Quan immediately flew into a rage, pressed down hard on the hilt of his sword, and shouted:

"Don't be rude!"

But before he could pull it out, Qin Feng pounced on him and threw him to the ground, shouting miserably:

"Get down! Get down quickly!"

"How shameful! Get out...F*ck!!!"

Sun Quan, who was originally furious and wanted to kick Qin Feng away, finally couldn't help but cried out when he saw Zhang Zhao standing on one leg with his butt sticking out:

“Too perverted!!!”

If Qin Feng hadn't knocked him down in time, he would have been killed by Zhang Zhao!

No, it's a poisonous ass!

At this time, Zhang Zhao was in so much pain that he wanted to die. He tried hard to stop his diarrhea, but to no avail.

He stretched out his hand, trying to ask for help from the people around him.

However, Yu Fan was hit in the face and fainted, and his life or death was unknown.

Bu Lu vomited so much bile that it came out of his mouth, and he lay on the ground twitching half-dead.

The civil officials who were usually very respectful to him fled in panic.

Not to mention lending a helping hand, I didn't want to stay in the living room for a moment.

A person's true character is revealed in times of adversity, these bastards!

Just when Zhang Zhao was in despair, he suddenly saw Sun Quan striding towards him. He was so moved that tears filled his eyes.

Is this the most beautiful retrograde?

As expected! My Lord, you really didn't abandon me! I am so touched!

So Zhang Zhao, who was already unconscious at this time, staggered towards Sun Quan.

As he ran, he was moved to tears, his nose was blowing, and a yellow thread of shit was floating behind him. He choked and said:

"My Lord, save me! My Lord, save me!"

Qin Feng was horrified when he saw this. He jumped up and ran out, reminding:

"Lord Wu, Zhang Zhao is looking for you!"

Damn! Go find your sister!

Sun Quan was completely numb. Seeing Zhang Zhao spraying non-stop, he rushed over with big snot bubbles shaking his nose.

He immediately thought of a clever idea, and stood up with a somersault. Then, in a flash, he kicked Zhang Zhao and sent him flying, shouting:

"Stop the escaping and reward a thousand gold coins!"