My Salted Fish Life in the Beast World

When the golden wind and jade dew meet, it is better than countless things in the world. The beautiful flowers bloom freely on the well-cultivated fertile soil! The clouds and rain are charming. It is a beautiful scenery.

Ming looked like a cat that had eaten a whole saury. He looked satisfied. His big warm hands covered Shi Erye's belly. He fell asleep contentedly. In his dream, Shi Erye was pregnant with his little tiger cub! He was looking forward to the birth of the little female cub...

“Bang, bang, bang…boom, boom…”

"Open the door~Brother Ming~"

The shouting sound like a broken gong shattered Ming’s beautiful dream!

"Ah~ Who? Who is it? Give me back my little cub!"

"Ugh..." Shi Erye was also awakened by the sharp and piercing sound. "Who is it? What happened? Are aliens attacking the earth? The howling is so heartbreaking..."

"Don't worry about it, I'll take care of it right away." Ming kissed Shi Erye to comfort her.

After hearing this, Shi Erye rolled over and curled up into a small ball, like a lazy kitten! How cute! Ming felt warm in his heart just by looking at it.

His eyes suddenly turned cold! Let me see which stinky crow was crying at the door so early in the morning...

Ming suddenly opened the door, and a round ball lost its support and rushed towards him. Ming quickly dodged, fearing that she would fall into the hole and disturb Shi Erye, and then he kicked her out with another side kick!

"Oh! That was close, luckily he didn't touch me. I am a good beast who obeys her husband." After saying that, he closed the door and went to check on the ball. He should finish it as soon as possible so that he could return to the cave and hug the sweet and soft little female!

The flower was kicked and catapulted out, just like the pig in Angry Birds, and fell into the yard with a plop, like a dog chewing shit.

"Cough cough cough..." Qiu slowly stood up and spit out the dust in her mouth. She looked up to find her male god Bai Yueguang.

“Oh?” He still had the strength to stand up. It seemed that the kick was too weak! “Tsk tsk…” Ming looked disgusted!

"Brother Ming~!" Hua looked at him with an obsessed look...

"Stop! Take away that disgusting look! Now, immediately, get out!" Ming didn't want to say a word to her.

"Brother Ming, why are you so heartless to me? It was that bad female who did this, right? Yesterday, my father locked me up at home. I was so heartbroken when I heard that you got together. I was so heartbroken that I couldn't even breathe. All of this should be mine. You ask me how much I love you? I love you deeper than the sea. You ask me how far I love you? Farther than the sky..."

The veins on Ming's forehead bulged, and he flexed his wrist, ready to punch her back home to see her mother!

"Ugh~..." "Sorry, please continue!" Fortunately, I didn't eat breakfast. I almost vomited the overnight meal. I watched a Qiong Yao drama so early in the morning? I got goose bumps.

Hearing Shi Erye's voice, Ming put down his fist and walked over to her. "Why did you come out? Didn't I tell you to sleep? Don't worry about it, I'll take care of it right away!"

Uh...? Shi Erye was very curious. How should he deal with this "Qiong Yao drama heroine"? "How should we deal with her? She is crying and sneezing. Don't try to get on with us. I didn't bully her!" Shi Erye frowned!

Ming waved his fist, "Send her back to see her mother!"

Shi Erye raised his eyebrows. Hmm? So simple and crude? You won't send her to see her grandmother, will you? "You'd better take it easy!"

"Don't worry, I'm measured!"

Tsk tsk... He has no sympathy for women at all, what a bad brother~ But I like it! Oh hehe...

"I'll send you thousands of miles away..." Shi Erye sang and watched the show with glee!

Ming is also annoyed by Hua's pestering and is ready to get rid of this troublesome person as soon as possible.

"Young Master! Young Master, please show some mercy!" A middle-aged male ran over! "Young Master, please show some mercy! It was my fault for not keeping an eye on Hua. I'll take her home right now! I'll take her home right now!"

Without waiting for Ming to speak, he dragged the dusty flowers out, fearing that Ming would suddenly attack him. Even ten of them would not be his match.

"No! Father, I want to be with Brother Ming! I want to stay!"

"What are you doing here? To get beaten? Why did I give birth to a stupid female like you? Go away! Come back with me!"

The male beastman dragged the crying female away with all his strength. The farce ended here!

Hey! That's it? Your fighting power is too weak, right? I haven't even played yet?

"Brother Ming~ I love you~ I want to be your little kitty~"

"Oh! My male god, you are my baby, you are my sister..."

Hmm? ... Shi Erye was dancing, singing and making noises to Ming. Suddenly, a warm current flowed from under his body. He put down his hands stiffly.

Ming noticed something was wrong. How could the bright and lively sunflower suddenly become wilted? "What's wrong with you?" Ming quickly supported her and asked.

"It's okay, it's just my period, take out the sanitary pad you sewed." It turns out that you can't get excited, or you'll bleed profusely~

Ming, who was confused by his concern, also calmed down. As expected, he could smell the strong smell of estrus in the air. He hurriedly picked up Shi Erye and put her back in his bed. He also took out the sewn animal skin towel from the space and prepared to put it on her.

Hey~hey~hey~I'll do it myself, hehe...I'll do it myself. God, even though I've developed a thick skin, I still have to do this kind of thing myself!

Shi Erye put on the belt with his back to Ming. "My dear, you are really good at it! It's quite comfortable."

Ming poured hot water. "As long as you are satisfied!"

"Yeah! I like satisfaction! What did you do today? After I finish drinking water, I cook. After eating, I go to the mountains to find rice?"

"No!" Ming looked at Shi Erye and refused loudly. Thinking that he was being too loud, he said to Shi Erye softly, "Ye, you smell too good now. You are in estrus. You cannot leave the cave. Stay here. If other male beasts smell you, they will come to harass you!"

It was because Shi Erye's smell was so fragrant that Mingdu needed great willpower to restrain himself. If other animals smelled it, it would definitely attract a large group of flies! Although he was not afraid of them, it was better to have less trouble than more. It was really annoying! Although flies don't bite, they buzz and harass you endlessly. I wish I could just swat them all to death. It seems that I have to hurry up to find a pet animal for Ye, so that it can protect her even if I am not around.

After hearing Ming's explanation and his expression, Shi Erye made a bold guess that it was probably because he secreted too much female hormone, producing a pheromone that would make male animals like to fight for him.

This is not a good thing, especially since she has to have it once a month. But Shi Erye can guess the seriousness of the matter. In the beast world where it is difficult to have offspring, she is like a piece of fat meat. It would be bad if someone targeted her. She cherishes her life very much. Isn't it just hiding in the cave? Anyway, she can go out and have fun in a few days! These days, she is tired outside, so it would be good to give herself a few days off.

After thinking it through, he relaxed his frown and said to Ming, "I'll do whatever you say! I'll obey you obediently!"

After getting Shi Erye's affirmative answer, Ming held her in his arms and said, "Don't worry, Ye! I'll take care of everything!"

Shi Erye nodded in Ming's arms, relaxed his body and mind, and fell asleep in a short while.