My Salted Fish Life in the Beast World

The moon rises, and the bonfire is lit. All kinds of meat are roasted, fresh dishes, wild vegetable soup are served, and all kinds of wild fruits are laid out. A feast is about to begin!

Everything was ready, and Grandma Hong found the clan leader Wei and asked him to announce that dinner was ready.

Wei nodded, stood up, raised his hand and said to the beasts, "Today is a happy day, so let's not talk too much. Everyone, eat and drink well!"

The orcs, who had already been ravenous for a long time, heard the tribe leader's order to start eating, and they all cheered and went to get their own bowls and chopsticks. This was the first time they used them. I heard that they were tableware for eating and drinking soup.

"This is the broth! It's softer than roasted meat. I'm old and my teeth can barely chew it..."

"Today's food is really delicious, hehe..."

"Stupid, that's for sure. There must be refined salt in it. What we usually eat is grilled meat and vegetables. Even the salt is not enough, how can it taste good?"

"That's not as much meat as tonight! Oh my god, there's so much meat!"

"Hey! You said that the chief and the Yasama are so powerful, why don't you hunt more prey every day so that we can have enough food every day?"

"That's right. Who can be as powerful as the clan leader's family..."

"Eating meat can't stop your mouths!" Li heard the White Eyes Beast talking more and more outrageously. He was so angry that he pointed at them and cursed. "What? Are you still the child of the Beast God? Do I have to worship you? Why should the chief hunt for you? If there was no chief, you would have been caught and eaten by stray beasts long ago. You are a bunch of ungrateful useless beasts..."

Man, who was not good at speaking, also stood behind Li. He was not good at speaking, but he was tall and mighty. If anyone dared to talk back, he would go up and beat him up.

"I think you have forgotten the old days!" Seeing that Li had almost finished spraying, the witch doctor Ze came over with a bowl of rice to cheer Li on.

"I am considered a veteran of the Winged Tiger Tribe. I know the rise and fall of the tribe very well. We suffered heavy casualties from the roaming beasts that robbed us of our territory. I fled with the previous chief and was ostracized and suppressed all the way. We finally had a place to live, but we were still bullied. Only the current chief is Wei!" Speaking of Wei, the witch doctor Ze looked around at the orcs and raised his voice and said, "Since Wei became the chief of the tribe, other tribes no longer dare to bully us. When the stray beasts come to provoke us, the chief can handle it without the tribe members having to resist. Except in the cold season, no orcs have starved to death..."

After saying this, witch doctor Ze ignored the white-eyed beast and went to add more food. Are you kidding? It's a good deal to eat such delicious food. Only some idiots who can't think straight will make useless efforts. Just wait and see, if you don't ask for death, you won't die. Wei and Ya are not the former chiefs. If you piss them off, they will really quit. By then, you will really kill yourself.

The small incident was quickly covered up by other sounds. Regardless of the orcs' various thoughts, the atmosphere in the room was full of joy.

The table was filled with food cooked by Shi Erye. Don't accuse her of being special. On her own happy day, she didn't want to eat a big pot of food. She also wanted to cook a meal for her new parents-in-law. After the singing ceremony, she felt at ease and pulled Ming to help and started cooking for herself.

Knowing that everyone likes to eat fish, Shi Erye specially cooked several kinds of fish. There are fried fish nuggets, fish meatballs, and stone-roasted fish. There is also venison and wild vegetable soup, thin venison slices, and fresh wild vegetables. Gaga beast fried eggs... Shi Erye's dishes are generous with seasonings. When placed on the table, they are delicious!

Yue's eyes lit up, "Ye, is this a new dish? It smells so good and looks so good!"

Ming brought the last dish, roast suckling pig, to the table. Shi Erye sat down with him and said to Yue: "Yes! They are all new dishes. I found a lot of spices this time. I will bring some to mother. I guarantee that the dishes I make will be fragrant and delicious. Father and mother, please try my cooking." He then used the serving chopsticks to pick up a circle of dishes for the three of them.

Ming also picked up a circle of dishes for Shi Erye! "Ye! You've worked hard, eat quickly!" After saying that, he also started to eat. He also picked up dishes for Shi Erye from time to time.

"Are you so rude?" Shi Erye looked at the small pile of food in his bowl and the big tiger who was eating it quickly. He didn't even pick up some food for his parents?

Feeling Shi Erye's gaze, the big tiger stopped moving and asked, "What's wrong, Ye?"

"Pick some food for mom and dad." Shi Erye said, pointing at the serving chopsticks beside him.

"Oh! Don't worry, they will pick up the food themselves. Eat quickly, otherwise father and little father will finish all the food in a while!" As he said this, he started to eat his meal again.

Wei and Ya didn't argue with him, and their chopsticks left afterimages. The three of them started to scramble for food.

Shi Erye covered his face and said, "Brother, I'm embarrassed when you do this."

"Haha..." Yue smiled and said to Shi Erye, "Don't worry about them. Ming has been getting along with his uncles like this since he was a child. It's very casual, you'll get used to it!" She picked up a fish ball for Shi Erye and said, "This is delicious, you have it. I've never seen anything like it before. Tell me about it later!"

"Okay!" Shi Erye nodded with a smile, began to relax, and joined in the meal.

The five of them ate so much that their bellies were full and they all lay down on chairs and touched their stomachs to digest the food!

"Ah~ delicious, so filling. Little female Ye's cooking skills are really good!" Ya said while lying on a bamboo chair.

Yue and Wei also nodded in agreement.

"Ming, boy, why don't you take Ye home to live with you? Your father will dig a big cave for you!" Ya stared at Ming and said like a weird uncle who abducted a minor.

"No way!" The abacus beads jumped onto his face. "Don't think I'll fall for your trick! You should just cook for yourself!"

Seeing the two people bickering, Shi Erye fell into deep thought.

"Ye! Ye! What are you thinking about?"

"Hmm?" Looking at Ming Hui, he replied, "Nothing, I was just thinking that we should have a daughter in the future. Uh... let's say a female."

Boom! Blood rushed to the brain! The big tiger stopped lying down and sat up straight. "Yeah! I think it's good to have a female! Ye~ I'll try my best." He put away the tableware on the table and ran to the kitchen. "I'll go wash the dishes. Father, little father, come and help!"

"Huh? What are you working hard for? Don't talk about restricted stuff at this time, okay?" Oh~ How embarrassing. Shi Erye looked at Yue with a vague look.

Weiheya, who was fed a mouthful of dog food, stood up reluctantly and went to help the brat wash the dishes.

"Haha... Ye, you also want to give birth to a little female? Let me tell you, I think so too..." Yue moved to Shi Erye's side and started chatting with her.

After eating and drinking, the orcs cleaned up the courtyard and took the free food and left one after another.

"You know what, after getting used to this bowl and chopsticks, they are quite useful and don't burn my hands anymore..."

"Yes, yes! The thick bamboo tube for cooking soup is also very useful! The meat is cooked soft and you can drink the soup. It is much better than just eating barbecue..."

"I will go cut some knotty wood and make a kettle someday. It will be much more convenient to get water. Bamboo chairs are a bit more complicated. I don't know. I'll go ask the young master if he can teach me how to make one..."

Smart orcs have already started thinking about making tools to improve their quality of life. This is a good start for the tribe.

Grandma Red stayed until the end, and only came to say goodbye after everything was in order and the beastmen had left.

I pushed the door open and saw Yue and Shi Erye chatting excitedly, so I walked in. "Madam, Young Madam. Everything is packed up, and the tribesmen have all gone home. Inside the Young Master's cave, according to Madam's instructions, the stone bed is covered with red fire fox skin! A pair of fruit oil lamps are burning in the cave. If there is nothing else, I will take the cub home."

During the day, the little beast cubs hid behind Grandma Hong, occasionally poking their heads out to observe Shi Erye.

Shi Erye looked at the kind orc in front of him and said, "Thank you so much for today, Grandma Hong. You've worked hard!" He picked up the small bamboo basket next to him and handed it to Grandma Hong. "It's just a small gift, grandma, please don't refuse it!"

Grandma Hong took the bamboo basket with both hands, which was full of fried fish balls.

"What is this?" Granny Hong saw a basket full of golden, plump meatballs, and the delicious aroma hit her face. It was food she had never seen before.

"These are fish balls! They're made from the thorny beasts in the river. I made them into balls because my grandma has little beast cubs at home. They don't have thorns, so you can eat them without worry." Shi Erye replied with a smile.

After all, the beastmen didn't like to eat fresh food like fish before. Considering that the old lady had children, I fried all the extra fish balls to do her a favor.

I'm really impressed that the thorn beast can make such beautiful and delicious food. It seems that the young master's wife is not only beautiful, but also capable.

"Hey! I, an old woman, thank the young master's wife." She pulled over the little animal cub who was licking his paw after eating the fish balls, "Feng, thank the young master's wife quickly!"

The skinny little beast cub was pulled to the front. "Thank you, Madam Young Master! Madam Young Master, you are so beautiful! Ah Feng ate the fish balls and will help you with things in the future. I am very smart and I know all the wild vegetables and fruits around here. I will pick them for Madam when the time comes."

“Haha…” What a cute little animal cub! “Afeng, right? Then I’ll come to you to lead the way when I go to pick wild fruits, okay?” She pinched his little face.

Ah Feng patted his chest and said, "The male beast keeps his word!"

"Haha..." His serious and responsible look made Yue and Shi Erye laugh.

"What's the matter? Why are you so happy?" The three dishwashers put away the dishes and came out.

"Grandma Hong said everything has been packed up and is ready. It's time to go home. It's so late now, let's go home too. It's just on the way, so we can take Grandma and the kid home." Yue said to Wei.

"Well! Okay!" Wei turned around and patted Ming's shoulder and said, "I'm happy today, so I'll say a few words to you. Now that you've found a partner, you'll have to shoulder everything from now on! No matter how hard or tiring it is, you can't let your female self down. Look, your little father and I are your role models!..."

"That's enough! Master, stop talking! I will be the Yangtze River's back wave pushing the front wave forward, and then I will push the front wave onto the beach!" Ming stopped him from talking any further, his eyes fully showing "get out!"

"What the hell? Master? I'm your father! Why are you talking so much? Believe it or not, I'll give you a slap to show you how romantic a father is?" Have you been out for a few days? He started to say something incomprehensible...

Shi Erye tried hard to hold back his laughter and not watch the dinosaur duo. I finally understood where the indifferent and domineering tiger got his funny factor from. It turned out to be genetic. Elegant uncle? Hehe...

The two of them walked them out of the house. Yue held Shi Erye's hand. "Okay! Go back quickly. Today is your big day. We won't disturb you... We can have a good chat later." Then he led a few people out of the courtyard.

Well! What a fulfilling and busy day~ Shi Erye pulled Ming back to the house.

"Ye~ Grandma Hong has prepared a nest for us in the cave..." He looked at Shi Erye expectantly.

Hmm? The big white tiger is so obsessed with his "nest"? Well, let's go to the cave with him.

"Let's go! Let's go and see if the big tiger's den is soft and warm."

"It's soft and warm!" Ming was afraid that Shi Erye didn't believe it, so he pulled her into the cave, let her sit on the bed, and patted the animal skin with his big hands. "Look, my nest is big, solid, and warm!"

Under the illumination of two oil lamps, Shi Erye finally looked carefully at the layout of the cave. He didn't know where the scattered things were put. The big tiger's dowry was neatly arranged around. There were various flowers in the cave. He sat on a round bed.

Is this a tiger's den? It's round, too cute, isn't it? The bed is covered with fiery red fox fur? There should be several layers, so soft. There are also various fruits on the table in the middle. Hmm... It is indeed a bridal chamber!

Seeing that Shi Erye was not dissatisfied, Ming tentatively said, "We are tired today, why don't you blow out the lights and take a rest?"

"Blow out the lights? Blow out the lights so casually?"

"I'm not a casual beast! If Ye doesn't like it, then don't blow it!"

"What do you mean I don't like blowing out the lights? I'm just watching the bridal chamber. Okay, um... no, this bridal chamber is not that bridal chamber. Forget it, I can't explain it to a tiger like you."

"Oh, oh, oh... I can understand what happened that night..."

"Shut up! Stop pretending to be pitiful! Okay, I'll tell you about this bridal chamber..."

It turns out that actions speak louder than words. It took Da Lao Hu one night to make Shi Erye understand that the bridal chamber is not a noun but a verb!

"Hey! Didn't you say you were tired and wanted to rest early? Haha... the beast's mouth is deceiving..."

It's like just getting out of the tiger's house and entering the tiger's den again.